Citizen Thom
@theamerican.bsky.social
Giants fan. Podcaster emeritus. Loyal opposition. The epitome of public enemy. No kings.
I'm not an American, I'm the American.
I'm not an American, I'm the American.
What is up with the turf in Las Vegas? Are they playing on sand?
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What is up with the turf in Las Vegas? Are they playing on sand?
Mike Kafka shouldn't get an interview. Learn a lesson, kick the field goal and get the points.
December 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mike Kafka shouldn't get an interview. Learn a lesson, kick the field goal and get the points.
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“Who’s gonna stop you?”
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Who’s gonna stop you?”
This Rams-Seahawks game is really good for a Thursday night.
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This Rams-Seahawks game is really good for a Thursday night.
An item becomes free if its price is reduced by 100 percent.
Donald Trump claims to have lowered drug prices 600 percent.
Donald Trump claims to have lowered drug prices 600 percent.
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
An item becomes free if its price is reduced by 100 percent.
Donald Trump claims to have lowered drug prices 600 percent.
Donald Trump claims to have lowered drug prices 600 percent.
I'm sure there's a few exceptions, but generally a head coach should never challenge a play on the first drive of the first quarter. Mike Kafka is not a head coach.
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm sure there's a few exceptions, but generally a head coach should never challenge a play on the first drive of the first quarter. Mike Kafka is not a head coach.
I would call this HUD letter shameless if we as a society were still capable of feeling shame.
If you declare “racial equity” in government to be a “dubious end,” YOU MIGHT BE THE RACIST (HUD letter to City of Boston, via Wash Post)
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I would call this HUD letter shameless if we as a society were still capable of feeling shame.
Today I learned that one of Milwaukee's very real nicknames is "Cream City."
a rainbow with the words " where you know " and two stars coming out of it
ALT: a rainbow with the words " where you know " and two stars coming out of it
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December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Today I learned that one of Milwaukee's very real nicknames is "Cream City."
When you consider how loudly and often the Mets have already told Pete Alonso to go fuck himself, and you didn't think they could do it any harder, they go and float that they're considering bringing Paul Goldschmidt out of retirement to replace him.
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When you consider how loudly and often the Mets have already told Pete Alonso to go fuck himself, and you didn't think they could do it any harder, they go and float that they're considering bringing Paul Goldschmidt out of retirement to replace him.
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MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
Find yourself someone who loves you like Chris Collinsworth loves Patrick Mahomes.
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Find yourself someone who loves you like Chris Collinsworth loves Patrick Mahomes.
So the Chiefs are/were a dynasty, right?
For those who'd ask, "What about the Eagles!?" I knowingly retort: the Eagles are to the Chiefs dynasty, what the Giants were ro the Patriots dynasty.
Those Giants teams were consistently good, but they weren't a dynasty. Neither are the Eagles.
For those who'd ask, "What about the Eagles!?" I knowingly retort: the Eagles are to the Chiefs dynasty, what the Giants were ro the Patriots dynasty.
Those Giants teams were consistently good, but they weren't a dynasty. Neither are the Eagles.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
So the Chiefs are/were a dynasty, right?
For those who'd ask, "What about the Eagles!?" I knowingly retort: the Eagles are to the Chiefs dynasty, what the Giants were ro the Patriots dynasty.
Those Giants teams were consistently good, but they weren't a dynasty. Neither are the Eagles.
For those who'd ask, "What about the Eagles!?" I knowingly retort: the Eagles are to the Chiefs dynasty, what the Giants were ro the Patriots dynasty.
Those Giants teams were consistently good, but they weren't a dynasty. Neither are the Eagles.
There's going to be a bidding war between the networks for Jameis Winston when he retires.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There's going to be a bidding war between the networks for Jameis Winston when he retires.
I have never, not even for a second, been interested in Avatar. I'm not throwing shade. It could really and truly be the greatest film franchise in history for all I know, but nothing I've ever heard or seen about it has made me want to watch it.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I have never, not even for a second, been interested in Avatar. I'm not throwing shade. It could really and truly be the greatest film franchise in history for all I know, but nothing I've ever heard or seen about it has made me want to watch it.
That was the worst punt coverage I've ever seen.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
That was the worst punt coverage I've ever seen.
If Netanyahu believes that his corruption trial is taking up too much of his time as prime minister, rather then asking to be pardoned, he should resign.
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If Netanyahu believes that his corruption trial is taking up too much of his time as prime minister, rather then asking to be pardoned, he should resign.
The moral arc of the universe does not bend towards justice, it needs to be pushed in that direction.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The moral arc of the universe does not bend towards justice, it needs to be pushed in that direction.
I can't stand how Donald Trump makes terrible international actors seem rational, or even sympathetic. I mean Nicholas Maduro sucks, he's a legitimate bad guy, but Donald Trump's blustery, illegal behavior allows to claim the moral and legal high ground in this instance.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I can't stand how Donald Trump makes terrible international actors seem rational, or even sympathetic. I mean Nicholas Maduro sucks, he's a legitimate bad guy, but Donald Trump's blustery, illegal behavior allows to claim the moral and legal high ground in this instance.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
- Buffalo
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Pronghorn
- Buffalo
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Pronghorn
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
- Giant panda
- Grizzly bear
- Great horned owl
- Moose
- Chinese giant salamander
- Giant panda
- Grizzly bear
- Great horned owl
- Moose
- Chinese giant salamander
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
alligator
tarantula
black bear
cougar
humpback whale
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
- Buffalo
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Pronghorn
- Buffalo
- Dolphin
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Pronghorn
Eagle fans have always been the worst but now they're also spoiled. You're booing your 8-3, playoff bound, division leading team?
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Eagle fans have always been the worst but now they're also spoiled. You're booing your 8-3, playoff bound, division leading team?
Joe Burrow is not "Joe Cool."
There's only 1 Joe Cool, and that is Joseph Clifford Montana Jr.
There's only 1 Joe Cool, and that is Joseph Clifford Montana Jr.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Joe Burrow is not "Joe Cool."
There's only 1 Joe Cool, and that is Joseph Clifford Montana Jr.
There's only 1 Joe Cool, and that is Joseph Clifford Montana Jr.
So glad the word maladministration already exists so it doesn't have to be invented by historians in order to describe the Trump presidencies.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So glad the word maladministration already exists so it doesn't have to be invented by historians in order to describe the Trump presidencies.
The people saying Bill Belichick should be the next head coach of the New York Football Giants might as well be saying we need to bring back Bill Parcells, that's how unrealistic you sound.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The people saying Bill Belichick should be the next head coach of the New York Football Giants might as well be saying we need to bring back Bill Parcells, that's how unrealistic you sound.
I'm not sure what A-Rod hoped to accomplish with that HBO documentary and I'm not sure if he did.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm not sure what A-Rod hoped to accomplish with that HBO documentary and I'm not sure if he did.