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The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜
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I can't even ....
Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures.

Welcome to social media: the Information Demolition Derby.

I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Trump doesn't "dig coal," so much as
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Found in the wild.
February 7, 2026 at 12:34 AM
And
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Which is quite a feat!
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
He's so awful. How did we get here?
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Everyone needs a hobby.
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
This "Dems are scared" bullshit is really getting old. We, the voters, have failed the country, not Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, et all.

Blaming others is MAGA thinking. We're better than that.
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Just another maniac Monday. No, not manic.
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
An independent contractor at work showed me his latest ACA premium. My mortgage is smaller.
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
National and international. Dementia Don has finally found what he is the greatest at.
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
The porn is out there!
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Not while Trump's dirty little Johnson is running the house.
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"Study finds"? It's basic economics.
January 19, 2026 at 7:26 PM
"Where's my blue suit and red tie? And my diaper?"
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
So, I'd THAT Amber so damn stupid they don't know the horse has to go before the cart? Or are they an instigator trying to discourage midterm turnout?

As comments are turned off on this post, I suspect the latter.
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Everything he touches. Everything.
January 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
And some people voted for this moron three times!
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Well, happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I have it on good authority that the client list is a hoax. Speaking as an🫏🤡.
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
But it's a hoax, isn't it?🤪
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Seen in the wild. #ai
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Apologize now! What did Scorpius do to deserve such slander!
December 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM