The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜
@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social
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Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures.
Welcome to social media: the Information Demolition Derby.
I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures.
Welcome to social media: the Information Demolition Derby.
I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
Pinned
Too bad we humans aren't so helpful to our kind.
Beef-tallow fried chicken? Bobby Brainworm would be over the moon.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 out of 5.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 out of 5.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Beef-tallow fried chicken? Bobby Brainworm would be over the moon.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 out of 5.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 out of 5.
Democracy died in the dark.
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Democracy died in the dark.
Found in the wild.
February 7, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Found in the wild.
So Tresident Prump appears 38,000 times is the #EpsteinFiles? That's almost as many as the number lies he has told since his re-installation.
Trump supporters are really going with, "I haven't seen it" in regards to the 38,000 times his name is mentioned in the Epstein files. Yes, 38,000 times. (Source New York Times)
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
So Tresident Prump appears 38,000 times is the #EpsteinFiles? That's almost as many as the number lies he has told since his re-installation.
Hmm. Somebody's worried about how unpopular their scumbag party is.
Ahead of midterms, Illinois’ GOP members of Congress question the state’s ‘election integrity’
chicago.suntimes.com/elections/20...
Ahead of midterms, Illinois’ GOP members of Congress question the state’s ‘election integrity’
chicago.suntimes.com/elections/20...
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Hmm. Somebody's worried about how unpopular their scumbag party is.
Ahead of midterms, Illinois’ GOP members of Congress question the state’s ‘election integrity’
chicago.suntimes.com/elections/20...
Ahead of midterms, Illinois’ GOP members of Congress question the state’s ‘election integrity’
chicago.suntimes.com/elections/20...
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February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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🙄 I'm just so proud to be American. 🙄
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 PM
🙄 I'm just so proud to be American. 🙄
Psst! Pass it on.
“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.”
Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.
Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.
January 28, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Psst! Pass it on.
Everyone needs a hobby.
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Everyone needs a hobby.
Just another maniac Monday. No, not manic.
January 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Just another maniac Monday. No, not manic.
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January 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Murc's Law is alive and well with The Social Justice Warrior(tm) class.
Remember, you don't have to be a right-wing scumbag to be a slackjawed, drooling idiot.
Remember, you don't have to be a right-wing scumbag to be a slackjawed, drooling idiot.
Just in case anyone here forgets their bullshit, here’s a handy flowchart:
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Murc's Law is alive and well with The Social Justice Warrior(tm) class.
Remember, you don't have to be a right-wing scumbag to be a slackjawed, drooling idiot.
Remember, you don't have to be a right-wing scumbag to be a slackjawed, drooling idiot.
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This is what a pregnant turtle looks like under an X-ray.
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 AM
This is what a pregnant turtle looks like under an X-ray.
An independent contractor at work showed me his latest ACA premium. My mortgage is smaller.
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
An independent contractor at work showed me his latest ACA premium. My mortgage is smaller.
Brutal, but yeah.
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Brutal, but yeah.
"Where's my blue suit and red tie? And my diaper?"
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
"Where's my blue suit and red tie? And my diaper?"
So, I'd THAT Amber so damn stupid they don't know the horse has to go before the cart? Or are they an instigator trying to discourage midterm turnout?
As comments are turned off on this post, I suspect the latter.
As comments are turned off on this post, I suspect the latter.
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 PM
So, I'd THAT Amber so damn stupid they don't know the horse has to go before the cart? Or are they an instigator trying to discourage midterm turnout?
As comments are turned off on this post, I suspect the latter.
As comments are turned off on this post, I suspect the latter.
Apparently, his intestines spontaneously imploded as all the shit inside them were violently sucked out of his mouth and onto his statement of the incident.
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Apparently, his intestines spontaneously imploded as all the shit inside them were violently sucked out of his mouth and onto his statement of the incident.
The Bears beat the Packers. I bet the Devil must be out shoveling snow.
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
The Bears beat the Packers. I bet the Devil must be out shoveling snow.
Breaking news! Woman domestic terrorist runs over #ICE agent.
Oh, and don't forget the #EpsteinFiles.
m.youtube.com/shorts/TgCXf...
Oh, and don't forget the #EpsteinFiles.
m.youtube.com/shorts/TgCXf...
She Turned Me into A NEWT! - Monty Python - Witch Burning
YouTube video by Monty Python
m.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Breaking news! Woman domestic terrorist runs over #ICE agent.
Oh, and don't forget the #EpsteinFiles.
m.youtube.com/shorts/TgCXf...
Oh, and don't forget the #EpsteinFiles.
m.youtube.com/shorts/TgCXf...
This reminds me of the regime change in Iran during the 1950s. Yeah, that worked out well.
#noforeignwars #EpsteinFiles #economicfailure
#noforeignwars #EpsteinFiles #economicfailure
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
This reminds me of the regime change in Iran during the 1950s. Yeah, that worked out well.
#noforeignwars #EpsteinFiles #economicfailure
#noforeignwars #EpsteinFiles #economicfailure
Steve is a modern every man. Or every otter.
Maybe you could listen to them a little bit less in 2026, Steve?
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Steve is a modern every man. Or every otter.
Well, happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Well, happy new year!
