The Angry Squirrel 🐿 🌰🥜
@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social
I can't even ....
Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures.
Welcome to social media: the Information Demolition Derby.
I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures.
Welcome to social media: the Information Demolition Derby.
I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
🤦♂️¿Porque?
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
🤦♂️¿Porque?
Donnie Dementia may escape earthly justice, but his corrupt enablers, lickspittles, and children won't.
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Donnie Dementia may escape earthly justice, but his corrupt enablers, lickspittles, and children won't.
I find it more objectionable that he is protecting himself... I mean... pedophiles.
January 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I find it more objectionable that he is protecting himself... I mean... pedophiles.
Apparently, his intestines spontaneously imploded as all the shit inside them were violently sucked out of his mouth and onto his statement of the incident.
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Apparently, his intestines spontaneously imploded as all the shit inside them were violently sucked out of his mouth and onto his statement of the incident.
Sadly, there have always been hateful idiots on the extreme left, just like on the right. It stems from a lack of critical thinking skills, plus the willingness to believe the worst of people or groups they already have a bias against.
Welcome to the information demolition derby.
Welcome to the information demolition derby.
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Sadly, there have always been hateful idiots on the extreme left, just like on the right. It stems from a lack of critical thinking skills, plus the willingness to believe the worst of people or groups they already have a bias against.
Welcome to the information demolition derby.
Welcome to the information demolition derby.
Yet so many people hate the Jews just for being Jews.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Yet so many people hate the Jews just for being Jews.
And some people voted for this moron three times!
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
And some people voted for this moron three times!
It's okay: he's wealthy. From stolen money, of course, but that makes him a smart businessman.
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
It's okay: he's wealthy. From stolen money, of course, but that makes him a smart businessman.
It seems like "the average person" can't even remember to breathe regularly anymore.
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
It seems like "the average person" can't even remember to breathe regularly anymore.
Eleventy billion! It was the violentest time in all of history!
January 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Eleventy billion! It was the violentest time in all of history!
I realize this firmly places me in the old part category, but my first job was porting a DOS game to the Amiga system. I remember that the Amiga was so advanced compared to the IBM architecture that the Amiga version ended up smaller and faster, with much better sound and graphics. ❤️
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I realize this firmly places me in the old part category, but my first job was porting a DOS game to the Amiga system. I remember that the Amiga was so advanced compared to the IBM architecture that the Amiga version ended up smaller and faster, with much better sound and graphics. ❤️
So Christ wasn't Jewish? One of us is correct, and the other is you.
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
So Christ wasn't Jewish? One of us is correct, and the other is you.
I first misread that as "leftover mice." 😂🐁🐁🐁
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I first misread that as "leftover mice." 😂🐁🐁🐁
What planet did this occur on? It certainly wasn't Earth.
January 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
What planet did this occur on? It certainly wasn't Earth.
No, what voters need to understand is that if you elect GOP scum, the world goes goes down the wrapper.
Did you vote in the last election?
Did you vote in the last election?
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
No, what voters need to understand is that if you elect GOP scum, the world goes goes down the wrapper.
Did you vote in the last election?
Did you vote in the last election?
You misspelled "cronies."
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
You misspelled "cronies."
But then how can we afford to build the Golden [Showers] Fleet? Don't you want us to build giant battleships in this age of drone warfare?
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
But then how can we afford to build the Golden [Showers] Fleet? Don't you want us to build giant battleships in this age of drone warfare?
Maybe the lone wolves have a social club?
January 9, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Maybe the lone wolves have a social club?
Very true. And while all people are a gift, some are socks.
January 9, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Very true. And while all people are a gift, some are socks.
Senility loosens his cat-anus lips.
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Senility loosens his cat-anus lips.
Decent people don't hate. But I guess you wouldn't know that.
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Decent people don't hate. But I guess you wouldn't know that.