Laurie ⚧️
@thebagelbird.bsky.social
20 y.o Quebecois and Moroccan tgirl who's learning how to professionally bake
Freaky, I repost kinky stuff
I'm taken (shout-out to my beautiful wife)
Wruuyafff arrrff
Freaky, I repost kinky stuff
I'm taken (shout-out to my beautiful wife)
Wruuyafff arrrff
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they wanna put me into the helplessness box
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
they wanna put me into the helplessness box
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“i asked chatgpt”
yeah, well i asked my kitten, but she was too busy making biscuits to care, and i think her priorities are correct tbh
yeah, well i asked my kitten, but she was too busy making biscuits to care, and i think her priorities are correct tbh
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“i asked chatgpt”
yeah, well i asked my kitten, but she was too busy making biscuits to care, and i think her priorities are correct tbh
yeah, well i asked my kitten, but she was too busy making biscuits to care, and i think her priorities are correct tbh
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asked my enchanted mirror who is the fairest of them all and it won't stop lecturing me about eurocentric beauty standards using a derridean deconstructivist analysis of "fairness" and the violent binary implied by it.
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
asked my enchanted mirror who is the fairest of them all and it won't stop lecturing me about eurocentric beauty standards using a derridean deconstructivist analysis of "fairness" and the violent binary implied by it.
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yuri wrapped:
- you read 38423790 scenes of women kissing
- you'll probably read 10245 more before the end of the year
- you read 38423790 scenes of women kissing
- you'll probably read 10245 more before the end of the year
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
yuri wrapped:
- you read 38423790 scenes of women kissing
- you'll probably read 10245 more before the end of the year
- you read 38423790 scenes of women kissing
- you'll probably read 10245 more before the end of the year
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Yuri is Taboo for a Yuri Umamusume
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yuri is Taboo for a Yuri Umamusume
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moooooooooooom she's writing vampire lesbian romance thriller stories agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
moooooooooooom she's writing vampire lesbian romance thriller stories agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain
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Nice Try Mr. Patel
I just got followed by the most obvious psyop ever (dw, I immediately blocked)
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nice Try Mr. Patel
I really made some bangers while I was high
I barely remember all this
Gf told me I barked a lot apparently
I barely remember all this
Gf told me I barked a lot apparently
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I really made some bangers while I was high
I barely remember all this
Gf told me I barked a lot apparently
I barely remember all this
Gf told me I barked a lot apparently
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in porn civilization nobody jumps for the corupption hypno mechspolitionation its much safer to make the simple one block jump for the omegaverse t4t medieval porn
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
in porn civilization nobody jumps for the corupption hypno mechspolitionation its much safer to make the simple one block jump for the omegaverse t4t medieval porn
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trans woman who is big into trans sisterhood in a normal solidarity way to trans woman that's way into t4t siscon pipeline
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
trans woman who is big into trans sisterhood in a normal solidarity way to trans woman that's way into t4t siscon pipeline
I'm glad human Domestication Guide exists
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I'm glad human Domestication Guide exists
The most beautiful smiles are trans people's
If you're a trans woman that I met, I will remember your smile
It shines like stars, I guarantee
Trans joy is fucking beautiful
If you're a trans woman that I met, I will remember your smile
It shines like stars, I guarantee
Trans joy is fucking beautiful
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The most beautiful smiles are trans people's
If you're a trans woman that I met, I will remember your smile
It shines like stars, I guarantee
Trans joy is fucking beautiful
If you're a trans woman that I met, I will remember your smile
It shines like stars, I guarantee
Trans joy is fucking beautiful
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My 19 year old coworker found out I have two boyfriends and she thinks I'm incredibly cool and I had to break it to her that polyamory is mostly about having enough people to play D&D with.
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My 19 year old coworker found out I have two boyfriends and she thinks I'm incredibly cool and I had to break it to her that polyamory is mostly about having enough people to play D&D with.
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im into puppygirls
im not "into puppygirls" its just that when i see a bitch with a cute pair of ears i wanna yank on her collar and take away her ability to speak human words for a while. yknow. normal things
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
im into puppygirls
confident(only because she's drunk) nerdy weeb tgirl's best attemot at flirting for the first time at the lesbian bar :
I'm so Yuri in so many levels, girl
Like.... You don't get itttt... I'm sooo wuh luh wuh ... I'm like G L Jesus over here
No one can out-himejoshi me in this lesbian bar
I'm so Yuri in so many levels, girl
Like.... You don't get itttt... I'm sooo wuh luh wuh ... I'm like G L Jesus over here
No one can out-himejoshi me in this lesbian bar
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
confident(only because she's drunk) nerdy weeb tgirl's best attemot at flirting for the first time at the lesbian bar :
I'm so Yuri in so many levels, girl
Like.... You don't get itttt... I'm sooo wuh luh wuh ... I'm like G L Jesus over here
No one can out-himejoshi me in this lesbian bar
I'm so Yuri in so many levels, girl
Like.... You don't get itttt... I'm sooo wuh luh wuh ... I'm like G L Jesus over here
No one can out-himejoshi me in this lesbian bar
I fucking love aasmrrrrr
Holy shit
Holy shit
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I fucking love aasmrrrrr
Holy shit
Holy shit
Medieval weapons are so cool
I love halberds, maces, spears, swords (even tho they're overrated)
Hell, bows are awesome too
I love halberds, maces, spears, swords (even tho they're overrated)
Hell, bows are awesome too
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Medieval weapons are so cool
I love halberds, maces, spears, swords (even tho they're overrated)
Hell, bows are awesome too
I love halberds, maces, spears, swords (even tho they're overrated)
Hell, bows are awesome too
Warning to all my 9 followers, I just took an edible and it's a full moon
Things might get freakyyyyyyy
Things might get freakyyyyyyy
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Warning to all my 9 followers, I just took an edible and it's a full moon
Things might get freakyyyyyyy
Things might get freakyyyyyyy
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Jesus is lighting blunts but like rolled in mango skins bc they’re all natural, god doesn’t smoke but does edibles, and the Holy Spirit is ripping tf out of that bong and hydrating with a celsius
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Jesus is lighting blunts but like rolled in mango skins bc they’re all natural, god doesn’t smoke but does edibles, and the Holy Spirit is ripping tf out of that bong and hydrating with a celsius
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My cats keep getting scared of the toaster, they're so dumb
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My cats keep getting scared of the toaster, they're so dumb
It's funny when two girls in a relationship are bottoms and subs because at some point one of yous tries out topping/domming the other but you're still a bottom at heart so after the deed you go ouppy mode and demand headpats/scritches as a reward and all that dominant act now looks so silly
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's funny when two girls in a relationship are bottoms and subs because at some point one of yous tries out topping/domming the other but you're still a bottom at heart so after the deed you go ouppy mode and demand headpats/scritches as a reward and all that dominant act now looks so silly
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a puppys collar is meant to be grabbed by its owner
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
a puppys collar is meant to be grabbed by its owner
68 hours since I last saw wife
Miss her
It's a wruff world out there....
Need to snuggle up with her and maybe nip at eachother
Miss her
It's a wruff world out there....
Need to snuggle up with her and maybe nip at eachother
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
68 hours since I last saw wife
Miss her
It's a wruff world out there....
Need to snuggle up with her and maybe nip at eachother
Miss her
It's a wruff world out there....
Need to snuggle up with her and maybe nip at eachother