TheBirdman
@thebirdman.bsky.social
C-jazz fan, paragon of mediocrity. Posting in support of the greater registered community and reform of SO registration laws. Opinions my own.
I have no interest in roleplay as a canine.
I have no interest in the posts of people who enjoy such roleplay.
I do not have a zoo kink.
I would like to stop seeing the posts of people who do.
Unfortunately, blocking *terms* means never seeing 🐶 posts ever again,
which is unacceptable.
I have no interest in the posts of people who enjoy such roleplay.
I do not have a zoo kink.
I would like to stop seeing the posts of people who do.
Unfortunately, blocking *terms* means never seeing 🐶 posts ever again,
which is unacceptable.
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I have no interest in roleplay as a canine.
I have no interest in the posts of people who enjoy such roleplay.
I do not have a zoo kink.
I would like to stop seeing the posts of people who do.
Unfortunately, blocking *terms* means never seeing 🐶 posts ever again,
which is unacceptable.
I have no interest in the posts of people who enjoy such roleplay.
I do not have a zoo kink.
I would like to stop seeing the posts of people who do.
Unfortunately, blocking *terms* means never seeing 🐶 posts ever again,
which is unacceptable.
Reposted by TheBirdman
Reminder that every individual senator has immense powers to hold presidents accountable. They just choose not to use it.
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Reminder that every individual senator has immense powers to hold presidents accountable. They just choose not to use it.
There will come a time when I do NOT confuse Stand By Me with Stand And Deliver, and that time will be at some point following my demise.
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There will come a time when I do NOT confuse Stand By Me with Stand And Deliver, and that time will be at some point following my demise.
I have a terrible memory and am easily distracted,
which is how my house hoodie (Fred Rogers, eat your heart out), which belongs at the back door, ends up hanging in the en suite, and how my slippers, which belong in the en suite, end up bedside.
So simple. And yet,
no.
which is how my house hoodie (Fred Rogers, eat your heart out), which belongs at the back door, ends up hanging in the en suite, and how my slippers, which belong in the en suite, end up bedside.
So simple. And yet,
no.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I have a terrible memory and am easily distracted,
which is how my house hoodie (Fred Rogers, eat your heart out), which belongs at the back door, ends up hanging in the en suite, and how my slippers, which belong in the en suite, end up bedside.
So simple. And yet,
no.
which is how my house hoodie (Fred Rogers, eat your heart out), which belongs at the back door, ends up hanging in the en suite, and how my slippers, which belong in the en suite, end up bedside.
So simple. And yet,
no.
Between the 3 different major agencies and the 2 different types of scores (8 and 9), I have come to the conclusion that the FICO thing is not real and should not be taken seriously.
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Between the 3 different major agencies and the 2 different types of scores (8 and 9), I have come to the conclusion that the FICO thing is not real and should not be taken seriously.
I may have just confused Hal Holbrook and Hal Linden.
Mondays, I tell you.
Mondays, I tell you.
a man with gray hair and a beard is standing in front of a car .
ALT: a man with gray hair and a beard is standing in front of a car .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I may have just confused Hal Holbrook and Hal Linden.
Mondays, I tell you.
Mondays, I tell you.
IF YOU REHEAT LEFTOVER BOXED STUFFING IN THE TOASTER OVEN, IT'S STILL TOAST
don't @ me
don't @ me
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
IF YOU REHEAT LEFTOVER BOXED STUFFING IN THE TOASTER OVEN, IT'S STILL TOAST
don't @ me
don't @ me
Been going through the ole digital music collection.
If you haven't seen this performance of this song by this artist, you may want to set aside some private time in your day and click the link. 🥵
youtu.be/sIehc-lGA-o?...
If you haven't seen this performance of this song by this artist, you may want to set aside some private time in your day and click the link. 🥵
youtu.be/sIehc-lGA-o?...
Jane Monheit - Waters Of March (Live At The Rainbow Room)
YouTube video by JaneMonheitVEVO
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Been going through the ole digital music collection.
If you haven't seen this performance of this song by this artist, you may want to set aside some private time in your day and click the link. 🥵
youtu.be/sIehc-lGA-o?...
If you haven't seen this performance of this song by this artist, you may want to set aside some private time in your day and click the link. 🥵
youtu.be/sIehc-lGA-o?...
Reposted by TheBirdman
These attacks on due process for immigrants are a test run for weakening due process protections for all of us
This administration wants to be able to convict people on accusations and press releases
DUE PROCESS is our CORE PROTECTION against a tyrannical government
This administration wants to be able to convict people on accusations and press releases
DUE PROCESS is our CORE PROTECTION against a tyrannical government
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
These attacks on due process for immigrants are a test run for weakening due process protections for all of us
This administration wants to be able to convict people on accusations and press releases
DUE PROCESS is our CORE PROTECTION against a tyrannical government
This administration wants to be able to convict people on accusations and press releases
DUE PROCESS is our CORE PROTECTION against a tyrannical government
@therealkyleord.bsky.social
Open a can of tuna in water and pour the liquid into a bowl.
Fill the rest of the bowl with water.
Not a lot of tuna flakes for the princess but tuna soup still smells tasty.
Works for my boy when he won't drink.
This is a bummer - good luck. ✌️
Open a can of tuna in water and pour the liquid into a bowl.
Fill the rest of the bowl with water.
Not a lot of tuna flakes for the princess but tuna soup still smells tasty.
Works for my boy when he won't drink.
This is a bummer - good luck. ✌️
Anyone know how to make a cat drink more water?
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
@therealkyleord.bsky.social
Open a can of tuna in water and pour the liquid into a bowl.
Fill the rest of the bowl with water.
Not a lot of tuna flakes for the princess but tuna soup still smells tasty.
Works for my boy when he won't drink.
This is a bummer - good luck. ✌️
Open a can of tuna in water and pour the liquid into a bowl.
Fill the rest of the bowl with water.
Not a lot of tuna flakes for the princess but tuna soup still smells tasty.
Works for my boy when he won't drink.
This is a bummer - good luck. ✌️
Reposted by TheBirdman
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
I find many of these AoA episodes to be saccharine and self-congratulatory.
This is 100% not that. 🤌
Outstanding watch, and ditto on @dannyodwyer.bsky.social 's take on the actors themselves. ❤️
This is 100% not that. 🤌
Outstanding watch, and ditto on @dannyodwyer.bsky.social 's take on the actors themselves. ❤️
look man, i watch a lot of these behind the scenes actor interviews things, but this is on another level.
the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...
the opening 2 minutes are deranged. i love them so much.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlY3...
Alexander Skarsgård & Stellan Skarsgård | Actors on Actors
YouTube video by Variety
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I find many of these AoA episodes to be saccharine and self-congratulatory.
This is 100% not that. 🤌
Outstanding watch, and ditto on @dannyodwyer.bsky.social 's take on the actors themselves. ❤️
This is 100% not that. 🤌
Outstanding watch, and ditto on @dannyodwyer.bsky.social 's take on the actors themselves. ❤️
Not sharing the link - just this fucked up construct of a header.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Not sharing the link - just this fucked up construct of a header.
...thus shoehorning millions into plans they know little about and have no interest in but must enroll in if they want any sort of health insurance because what's working for them is imminently dying at the hands of the scheming fuckers who made the new plans.
Running the gov like a business. 🖕
Running the gov like a business. 🖕
House Republicans unveiled a new health care proposal as they aim to address concerns about rising health insurance costs just weeks before enhanced Affordable Care Act subsidies expire.
House Republicans unveil healthcare plan, set up vote for next week
House Republicans unveil a new healthcare proposal to address rising health insurance costs and extend ACA subsidies
www.washingtonpost.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
...thus shoehorning millions into plans they know little about and have no interest in but must enroll in if they want any sort of health insurance because what's working for them is imminently dying at the hands of the scheming fuckers who made the new plans.
Running the gov like a business. 🖕
Running the gov like a business. 🖕
The Family Pack of clementines at @wegmansofficial.bsky.social is just fewer, larger-grade clementines than the regular bag of more, smaller ones.
I have just been LIED to.
I bought a dozen mandarin oranges, and these are for sure tangerines.
WTF.
Is nothing sacred?!
I bought a dozen mandarin oranges, and these are for sure tangerines.
WTF.
Is nothing sacred?!
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Family Pack of clementines at @wegmansofficial.bsky.social is just fewer, larger-grade clementines than the regular bag of more, smaller ones.
Giggling as I listen to #NOAA weather radio in my truck and mimic the computer voice's occasional odd pronunciation or weird accentuation of the wrong syllable.
I'm easily amused. 🥴
I'm easily amused. 🥴
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Giggling as I listen to #NOAA weather radio in my truck and mimic the computer voice's occasional odd pronunciation or weird accentuation of the wrong syllable.
I'm easily amused. 🥴
I'm easily amused. 🥴
Reposted by TheBirdman
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
When I go to the cash register at the grocery store tonight, I will be paying $10 for the utterly flavorless medium sub I just consumed in their Cafe.
Wanted sub A (no longer offered), settled for sub B, and was too tired and hungry to construct it correctly.
Unhappy/full on credit.
Wanted sub A (no longer offered), settled for sub B, and was too tired and hungry to construct it correctly.
Unhappy/full on credit.
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When I go to the cash register at the grocery store tonight, I will be paying $10 for the utterly flavorless medium sub I just consumed in their Cafe.
Wanted sub A (no longer offered), settled for sub B, and was too tired and hungry to construct it correctly.
Unhappy/full on credit.
Wanted sub A (no longer offered), settled for sub B, and was too tired and hungry to construct it correctly.
Unhappy/full on credit.
I just constructed a 26-post thread that I was going to punctuate with a photo.
I've been working on it for the last hour.
I used the photo-add tool here in BlueSky to take the photo.
After I took the photo, the tool closed, the app closed,
and the entire thread went with it.
Pretty furious.
I've been working on it for the last hour.
I used the photo-add tool here in BlueSky to take the photo.
After I took the photo, the tool closed, the app closed,
and the entire thread went with it.
Pretty furious.
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I just constructed a 26-post thread that I was going to punctuate with a photo.
I've been working on it for the last hour.
I used the photo-add tool here in BlueSky to take the photo.
After I took the photo, the tool closed, the app closed,
and the entire thread went with it.
Pretty furious.
I've been working on it for the last hour.
I used the photo-add tool here in BlueSky to take the photo.
After I took the photo, the tool closed, the app closed,
and the entire thread went with it.
Pretty furious.
I'm sorry but if I get 1/25th of the jackpot idrgaf that's just fine with me I spent $3 to get 35 mil I'm good we're done here
The next Powerball drawing will take place on Monday night.
Powerball Jackpot Climbs To $875 Million—But A Winner Would Get Much Less After Taxes
The next Powerball drawing will take place on Monday night.
www.forbes.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm sorry but if I get 1/25th of the jackpot idrgaf that's just fine with me I spent $3 to get 35 mil I'm good we're done here
omg the absolute sheer complete utter relief of lip balm at this time of year
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
omg the absolute sheer complete utter relief of lip balm at this time of year
In flagrante, the lick-toe.
If my cat wants something and you have bare feet he WILL lick your toes.
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
In flagrante, the lick-toe.
Self-heating meal vloggers doing the real service for us all
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Self-heating meal vloggers doing the real service for us all
The raging success of this action will spur the executives to amazement over the continued popularity of this franchise and justify contracts for 26 more sequels, spinoffs and merchandise deals
when, you know, we're only really just enamored of the first trilogy of our childhoods 🤷♂️
when, you know, we're only really just enamored of the first trilogy of our childhoods 🤷♂️
The best thing Disney has done since Aladdin. Maybe the only thing that could get me into a movie theater on opening day ever again.
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
www.theverge.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The raging success of this action will spur the executives to amazement over the continued popularity of this franchise and justify contracts for 26 more sequels, spinoffs and merchandise deals
when, you know, we're only really just enamored of the first trilogy of our childhoods 🤷♂️
when, you know, we're only really just enamored of the first trilogy of our childhoods 🤷♂️
Reposted by TheBirdman
I don’t know, I still randomly trip out over the fact that the President told states to specifically gerrymander for him. And they did.
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I don’t know, I still randomly trip out over the fact that the President told states to specifically gerrymander for him. And they did.