The Brandon Doucet
@thebrandondoucet.bsky.social
menace 2 sobriety
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
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Silent Hill f gave me a pipe, a dodge and a parry system and expects me to be afraid of anything? No. It is the monsters who have something to fear.
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Silent Hill f gave me a pipe, a dodge and a parry system and expects me to be afraid of anything? No. It is the monsters who have something to fear.
Buckling down to finish The Cthulhu Helix so I can focus on King Sorrow. I think I hate the main character of Cthulhu Helix. He's an asshole and also kind of an idiot, but I like the rest of the book. A weird position to find myself in, haha.
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Buckling down to finish The Cthulhu Helix so I can focus on King Sorrow. I think I hate the main character of Cthulhu Helix. He's an asshole and also kind of an idiot, but I like the rest of the book. A weird position to find myself in, haha.
Sometimes when people are taking too long to order at the dispensary I'll put Drugs or Me by Jimmy Eat World as the next song in the queue.
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Sometimes when people are taking too long to order at the dispensary I'll put Drugs or Me by Jimmy Eat World as the next song in the queue.
Just finished the story for Atomic Heart last night. I enjoyed the game, but it did have a few issues. Like, why does my character need to move noticeably slower when strafing? I know it's more realistic, but it made the traversal feel not great.
December 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just finished the story for Atomic Heart last night. I enjoyed the game, but it did have a few issues. Like, why does my character need to move noticeably slower when strafing? I know it's more realistic, but it made the traversal feel not great.
Just discovered a band and I can tell they if I had discovered them in university, I would have listened to them a lot, but my tastes have changed enough that now I'll mention them to my dad and then probably forget about them mostly and I feel a bit guilty, haha
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Just discovered a band and I can tell they if I had discovered them in university, I would have listened to them a lot, but my tastes have changed enough that now I'll mention them to my dad and then probably forget about them mostly and I feel a bit guilty, haha
The King in Yellow has been odd so far, but I'm only 3 chapters in and it was written in 1895, so I'm trying to withhold immediate judgement.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The King in Yellow has been odd so far, but I'm only 3 chapters in and it was written in 1895, so I'm trying to withhold immediate judgement.
90% certain I forgot to turn the heat down in my bedroom after I cranked it up before my shower and now I'm going to be super heating one room in an empty apartment for my whole shift.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
90% certain I forgot to turn the heat down in my bedroom after I cranked it up before my shower and now I'm going to be super heating one room in an empty apartment for my whole shift.
A customer always comes in and asks how I'm doing and I always answer "Not too bad" to which he always replies "Not bad isn't good" so I guess I'm going to have to start answering him with "Neutral" because I'm tired of this repeating conversation.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
A customer always comes in and asks how I'm doing and I always answer "Not too bad" to which he always replies "Not bad isn't good" so I guess I'm going to have to start answering him with "Neutral" because I'm tired of this repeating conversation.
Got into the Marvel Tokon beta coming up. I want to play Dr. Doom but I'm worried he's going to be a Zoner. I'll still play him, but it'll be mighty inefficient.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Got into the Marvel Tokon beta coming up. I want to play Dr. Doom but I'm worried he's going to be a Zoner. I'll still play him, but it'll be mighty inefficient.
A few years ago I joked to my friend that I wanted a Dr. Doom mask and the motherfucker 3D printed me one that fits perfectly?
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A few years ago I joked to my friend that I wanted a Dr. Doom mask and the motherfucker 3D printed me one that fits perfectly?
I'm going to think about the guy on Reddit who argued worked shoots in wrestling are bad because what if a wrestler kills themself and we all think it's fake for at least a week.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm going to think about the guy on Reddit who argued worked shoots in wrestling are bad because what if a wrestler kills themself and we all think it's fake for at least a week.
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Somebody should let me handle what games are greenlit, I'd be great at it. $300 million multiplayer game? Canceled. Repurposed for 14 Ape Escape sequels.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Somebody should let me handle what games are greenlit, I'd be great at it. $300 million multiplayer game? Canceled. Repurposed for 14 Ape Escape sequels.
My coworker who always complains she didn't get enough hours is now complaining that we won't have enough people now that one guy quit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My coworker who always complains she didn't get enough hours is now complaining that we won't have enough people now that one guy quit.
A guy comes into my store and as I'm serving him he cuts me off to say "Are you in a bad mood? You didn't greet me with joy."
I don't know you, why would I be happy to see you?
I don't know you, why would I be happy to see you?
October 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A guy comes into my store and as I'm serving him he cuts me off to say "Are you in a bad mood? You didn't greet me with joy."
I don't know you, why would I be happy to see you?
I don't know you, why would I be happy to see you?
Wasted all my luck at D&D last night rolling a nat 100. I'm not even sure what it accomplished that a regular roll wouldn't have, haha.
October 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wasted all my luck at D&D last night rolling a nat 100. I'm not even sure what it accomplished that a regular roll wouldn't have, haha.
I keep seeing this ad on Twitch for men's face serum/anti acne thing and the guy in it has the most punchable face and keeps making this expression that somehow makes him even more punchable.
October 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I keep seeing this ad on Twitch for men's face serum/anti acne thing and the guy in it has the most punchable face and keeps making this expression that somehow makes him even more punchable.
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
When Handler Walter called me a brain-fried mercenary, I realized he knew exactly who he woke up from cryosleep or whatever. Then he promised me enough money to retire, so of course I'm willing to kill for this man.
October 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When Handler Walter called me a brain-fried mercenary, I realized he knew exactly who he woke up from cryosleep or whatever. Then he promised me enough money to retire, so of course I'm willing to kill for this man.
University students who are too young to buy weed just came up to my store and complained that it used to be a cinema but now they can't even enter. But it was never a cinema, it used to be a bar and music venue, so they couldn't come in anyway.
October 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
University students who are too young to buy weed just came up to my store and complained that it used to be a cinema but now they can't even enter. But it was never a cinema, it used to be a bar and music venue, so they couldn't come in anyway.
I'm still unreasonably upset about the new Tron having the gimmick that they come out of the computer. Don't do that! It sucks here! I want to see inside the computer!
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm still unreasonably upset about the new Tron having the gimmick that they come out of the computer. Don't do that! It sucks here! I want to see inside the computer!
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I get so many ads telling me to donate blood and it's just like, Google I know for a fact you spy on me enough to know I'm diabetic and am not allowed.
September 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I get so many ads telling me to donate blood and it's just like, Google I know for a fact you spy on me enough to know I'm diabetic and am not allowed.
Accidentally Platinum-ed Alan Wake 2. First game I've ever got the plat trophy for.
September 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Accidentally Platinum-ed Alan Wake 2. First game I've ever got the plat trophy for.
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I gotta play through Alan Wake 2 again to get the true ending? Well, I guess if you're going to twist my arm.
September 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I gotta play through Alan Wake 2 again to get the true ending? Well, I guess if you're going to twist my arm.