Bee tee dubs, this is my work wallet. It’s held up reasonably well, considering I’ve been using it since 2006.

I now have a Costco-sized bottle of gin in my cabinet, so now I’m obligated to try a Negroni, a Tom Collin’s, a Gibson, a Singapore Sling, and such.

It came out crystal clear, and doesn’t taste like gasoline like the last one did. Not terrible, but I think I’ll stick to my usual Jack and Cokes for an easy weekend checkout from reality.

Super Mario Bros. and LEGO are obsessions my son has that I not only welcome, but encourage. Although I’m tired of hearing what is and isn’t an illegal LEGO building technique.

My son also knows that if I ever hear him say “6-7,” I’m going to make him do pushups. That was a problem for a while.

I’m probably one of the only people living in Northern California who will ask someone if they “wanna get an ah-beets?”