Sam
@theburr.bsky.social
Can’t believe ORD doesn’t have any tvs with the game on rn
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Can’t believe ORD doesn’t have any tvs with the game on rn
Bathroom scales should have tare buttons so I don’t have to know how much I weigh when I need to weigh my suitcase
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Bathroom scales should have tare buttons so I don’t have to know how much I weigh when I need to weigh my suitcase
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Northwestern lost 9 straight bowl games between 1995 and 2011 and now has won 6 straight bowl games since 2012. Game of runs
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Northwestern lost 9 straight bowl games between 1995 and 2011 and now has won 6 straight bowl games since 2012. Game of runs
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Just in time for NBA Christmas, I'm soft-launching heatcheck.site. Heatcheck tells you if an NBA game was good without spoiling the result.
To do so, I've built the Heat Index, a system that accounts for final score margin, lead changes, and back-and-forth drama.
Would love your feedback!
To do so, I've built the Heat Index, a system that accounts for final score margin, lead changes, and back-and-forth drama.
Would love your feedback!
Heatcheck — Find the Best NBA Games
Know which NBA games are worth your time — without spoilers.
heatcheck.site
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just in time for NBA Christmas, I'm soft-launching heatcheck.site. Heatcheck tells you if an NBA game was good without spoiling the result.
To do so, I've built the Heat Index, a system that accounts for final score margin, lead changes, and back-and-forth drama.
Would love your feedback!
To do so, I've built the Heat Index, a system that accounts for final score margin, lead changes, and back-and-forth drama.
Would love your feedback!
Getting some good advice
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Getting some good advice
NFL always coming up with new rules to screw the lions
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
NFL always coming up with new rules to screw the lions
The local buy-nothing group has some gems
December 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The local buy-nothing group has some gems
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
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Ok I’m back to hating on them.
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ok I’m back to hating on them.
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gonna call them to let them know they’re never getting any donations from me since they apparently have $75 million lying around to appease the government
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
gonna call them to let them know they’re never getting any donations from me since they apparently have $75 million lying around to appease the government
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BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPION NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
BACK TO BACK NATIONAL CHAMPION NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS
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GO CATS BABYYYYYY
Northwestern field hockey STORMS back from a 3-1 deficit to beat #1 UNC in overtime and advance to their fifth consecutive national championship. An unbelievable game, and an unbelievable team is one win away from back-to-back natties
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
GO CATS BABYYYYYY
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This shit is why people don’t trust the Democratic Party.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This shit is why people don’t trust the Democratic Party.
But no one in the Roger’s Centre is as excited as I was when I was there to see One Direction in 2014
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
But no one in the Roger’s Centre is as excited as I was when I was there to see One Direction in 2014
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YOU CAN LOOK AT THE SCORE OF THE NORTHWESTERN GAME NOW
I will not be directing anyone’s attention towards the score of the Northwestern game, it’s too early
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
YOU CAN LOOK AT THE SCORE OF THE NORTHWESTERN GAME NOW
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Yom Kippur update……. Already pretty hungry
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Yom Kippur update……. Already pretty hungry
But will the government shutdown threaten Nathan Fielder’s aviation safety bill?
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
But will the government shutdown threaten Nathan Fielder’s aviation safety bill?
RFK out here making me root for big pharma
September 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
RFK out here making me root for big pharma
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
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if i ever get the kind of brain injury that causes me to call bill maher an “oracle” i don’t care how you do it just make it quick
John Fetterman: Trump is absolutely winning the trade war. I'm a huge fan of Bill Maher, he's one of the oracles for the Democratic Party. He thought that the tariffs we're going to tank the economy, and he acknowledged that they didn't.
August 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
if i ever get the kind of brain injury that causes me to call bill maher an “oracle” i don’t care how you do it just make it quick
Apple weather just trying out a new way to say it’s not going to rain
July 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Apple weather just trying out a new way to say it’s not going to rain
“My inescapable conclusion has become that Israel is committing genocide against the Palestinian people,” writes Omer Bartov, a professor of Holocaust and genocide studies at Brown University. “I have been teaching classes on genocide for a quarter of a century. I can recognize one when I see one.”
Opinion | I’m a Genocide Scholar. I Know It When I See It.
A scholar of genocide comes to a painful conclusion about Israel’s actions in Gaza.
nyti.ms
July 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM