CatMILF Studio
@thecatmilfstudio.bsky.social
A handful of queer writers, artists, musicians, and activists. Currently developing a game for Panic's PlayDate.
They/them or she/her, depending on who's got the phone at the time. Who's who? I'll never tell. Maybe you should ask.
They/them or she/her, depending on who's got the phone at the time. Who's who? I'll never tell. Maybe you should ask.
Pinned
This account isn't going to get TOO caught up in things that aren't related to art and games, but we'll be around.
Let's be clear. We're a queer, sex-positive, anti-fascist, anti-zionist collective.
We aren't gonna be shy, or especially polite about it. Ever.
Free Palestine.
Ukraine solidarity.
Let's be clear. We're a queer, sex-positive, anti-fascist, anti-zionist collective.
We aren't gonna be shy, or especially polite about it. Ever.
Free Palestine.
Ukraine solidarity.
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Speaking of skewing things: We need help!
The propaganda film and bribe vector "Melania" debuts this weekend on Amazon
You can help make sure a parody book (Melania: Devourer of Men) is 1st ranked by buying a free book on Amazon (linked)
Each buy helps bury the lie-ridden film in search results.
The propaganda film and bribe vector "Melania" debuts this weekend on Amazon
You can help make sure a parody book (Melania: Devourer of Men) is 1st ranked by buying a free book on Amazon (linked)
Each buy helps bury the lie-ridden film in search results.
Melania: Devourer of Men
Melania: Devourer of Men - Kindle edition by Boehninger, J.D.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Melania: Devourer of Men.
www.amazon.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Speaking of skewing things: We need help!
The propaganda film and bribe vector "Melania" debuts this weekend on Amazon
You can help make sure a parody book (Melania: Devourer of Men) is 1st ranked by buying a free book on Amazon (linked)
Each buy helps bury the lie-ridden film in search results.
The propaganda film and bribe vector "Melania" debuts this weekend on Amazon
You can help make sure a parody book (Melania: Devourer of Men) is 1st ranked by buying a free book on Amazon (linked)
Each buy helps bury the lie-ridden film in search results.
When the Info Wars dorks say shit like "TRANTIFA," all I wanna do is fire up my Final Fantasy VII fanfic.
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
When the Info Wars dorks say shit like "TRANTIFA," all I wanna do is fire up my Final Fantasy VII fanfic.
This account isn't going to get TOO caught up in things that aren't related to art and games, but we'll be around.
Let's be clear. We're a queer, sex-positive, anti-fascist, anti-zionist collective.
We aren't gonna be shy, or especially polite about it. Ever.
Free Palestine.
Ukraine solidarity.
Let's be clear. We're a queer, sex-positive, anti-fascist, anti-zionist collective.
We aren't gonna be shy, or especially polite about it. Ever.
Free Palestine.
Ukraine solidarity.
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
This account isn't going to get TOO caught up in things that aren't related to art and games, but we'll be around.
Let's be clear. We're a queer, sex-positive, anti-fascist, anti-zionist collective.
We aren't gonna be shy, or especially polite about it. Ever.
Free Palestine.
Ukraine solidarity.
Let's be clear. We're a queer, sex-positive, anti-fascist, anti-zionist collective.
We aren't gonna be shy, or especially polite about it. Ever.
Free Palestine.
Ukraine solidarity.
Reposted by CatMILF Studio
Being a dad that is not enough bad to make your children breathe in relief when you pass away is a very low bar that some guys can’t pass.
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Being a dad that is not enough bad to make your children breathe in relief when you pass away is a very low bar that some guys can’t pass.
First name: Simon
Last name: Simon
The name was a joke at first, but we're sticking with it. I already wrote a whole bunch of his mom's diary entries, (which will be available both in-game and as a pdf at some point) so the cement is dry on that one.
Last name: Simon
The name was a joke at first, but we're sticking with it. I already wrote a whole bunch of his mom's diary entries, (which will be available both in-game and as a pdf at some point) so the cement is dry on that one.
January 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
First name: Simon
Last name: Simon
The name was a joke at first, but we're sticking with it. I already wrote a whole bunch of his mom's diary entries, (which will be available both in-game and as a pdf at some point) so the cement is dry on that one.
Last name: Simon
The name was a joke at first, but we're sticking with it. I already wrote a whole bunch of his mom's diary entries, (which will be available both in-game and as a pdf at some point) so the cement is dry on that one.
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HPV caused my cancer. Treatments made all my teeth fall out (and weakened my jaw too much to take implants), destroyed my saliva glands, and created disabilities that forced me into early retirement in my 50s. Advising against vaccines for this is EVIL incarnate. Nobody shd needlessly go through it.
I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one.
It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.
January 28, 2026 at 10:25 PM
HPV caused my cancer. Treatments made all my teeth fall out (and weakened my jaw too much to take implants), destroyed my saliva glands, and created disabilities that forced me into early retirement in my 50s. Advising against vaccines for this is EVIL incarnate. Nobody shd needlessly go through it.
Nova claims this character is based on their first V in Cyberpunk 2077. I still think it's supposed to be me.
January 28, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Nova claims this character is based on their first V in Cyberpunk 2077. I still think it's supposed to be me.
Elon Musk better not lay a fucking finger on Petunia.
New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
Earth-size planet spotted with yearlong orbit
Long-overlooked Kepler signal discovered by citizen scientists reveals promising world worth a closer look
www.science.org
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Elon Musk better not lay a fucking finger on Petunia.
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approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide
One thing we really want to do is include a library of story excerpts from queer sci-fi/fantasy/horror writers, and include QR codes that link to where you can buy their books if you like. It's been so long since we started, we'll likely need to find new writers to partner with, but that's cool.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
One thing we really want to do is include a library of story excerpts from queer sci-fi/fantasy/horror writers, and include QR codes that link to where you can buy their books if you like. It's been so long since we started, we'll likely need to find new writers to partner with, but that's cool.
One of the things I love about the Playdate is you can make a pretty big game if you can figure out how to minimize larger assets. There are still limits, but we want it to last a while. We think we can do this whole adding in some fun bonus features.
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
One of the things I love about the Playdate is you can make a pretty big game if you can figure out how to minimize larger assets. There are still limits, but we want it to last a while. We think we can do this whole adding in some fun bonus features.
Time for intros!
You can call me the Cat MILF, CatMilf, or mommy. I wrote the story for our game, but not the script. It's my apartment, so it's my name on the thing.
You can call me the Cat MILF, CatMilf, or mommy. I wrote the story for our game, but not the script. It's my apartment, so it's my name on the thing.
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Time for intros!
You can call me the Cat MILF, CatMilf, or mommy. I wrote the story for our game, but not the script. It's my apartment, so it's my name on the thing.
You can call me the Cat MILF, CatMilf, or mommy. I wrote the story for our game, but not the script. It's my apartment, so it's my name on the thing.
Hi, kids! We're back on the BlueSky. We've been meaning to get back to business, but I needed to assist one of our members with a transphobic zionist, so we're expediting things.
We have a few exciting announcements coming soon!
Alright, time to do some bullshit.
We have a few exciting announcements coming soon!
Alright, time to do some bullshit.
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Hi, kids! We're back on the BlueSky. We've been meaning to get back to business, but I needed to assist one of our members with a transphobic zionist, so we're expediting things.
We have a few exciting announcements coming soon!
Alright, time to do some bullshit.
We have a few exciting announcements coming soon!
Alright, time to do some bullshit.