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thedcshaw
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LA face with an Oakland booty.
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank.
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Do you think there's any real chance that the US kidnaps Canada's leader or do you think Mary Simon has nothing to worry about?
January 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Remember when we were passing around this exact same meme on 2020/01/03?
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Hmm this seems fun...
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.

Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Reposted by thedcshaw
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I just realized there are probably kids that are old enough to drive that don't know about whistle tips.
#tellmeaboutthewhistles
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh you didn't "like" those posts? You use the like function as a bookmark? Got it.

Why did you bookmark those posts?
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by thedcshaw
Thirty-six years later, we still remember. Fourteen women, killed because they were women. We honour their dreams, their strength, and their right to live freely. We must never stop fighting gender-based violence.
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Old clock man behind the plate really thinks he's doing some good work.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why does Sasaki pitch like Elaine dances?
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ok. No more Halloween. Let's go Jays.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Nyo!
October 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oh! People are at the SkyDome* watching the game on the Jumbotron**.

*Not called that anymore.
**Probably not called that anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by thedcshaw
If you’re tired of hockey coverage being all betting lines while a cast of talking heads stumbles over each other to compete for who can best excuse managers and coaches being okay with SA, if you’re tired of AI slop, Game Over is your space.
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A real text I sent my wife today.
September 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You can't Lady and the Tramp a rice krispie square.
September 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by thedcshaw
September 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tim Hortons Chicken Bowls.

That's the tweet.
July 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Does Andy Samberg look like Nathan Fielder when he squints?
July 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Go hang a salami.
I'm a lasagna hog.
July 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
July 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM