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It’s all bullsh!t folks, and it’s bad for you. That’s what you have to remember as you go through life in this country—GeorgeCarlin~It’s Bad For Ya (2008)

#Missing #GeorgeCarlin #MoreThanEver
#NoRights #Temporary #Privilege #US1942

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You Have No Rights | George Carlin | It's Bad for Ya (2008)
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thedoodleabides.bsky.social
Parsimony predicates that they’re eating the immigrants of the people that live there.
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
(in Kramer’s Mr. Moviefone voice *affected*)—
Why don’t you just *tell* me what you wanted to know about #MerrickGarland’s complicity?…

#ThisIsAMultiNationalCrimeSydicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment

Follow @sarahkendzior.bsky.social—she has the answers you seek.

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brooklyn909.bsky.social
Why didn't Merrick Garland prosecute these traitors?
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
(in Kramer’s Mr. Moviefone voice *affected*)—
Why don’t you just tell me what you wanted to know about #MerrickGarland’s complicity?…

#ThisIsAMultiNationalCrimeSydicateMasqueradingAsAGovernment

Follow @sarahkendzior.bsky.social, she has the answers you seek.
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
zeldawilliams 
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From Create Mode 
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
<• A Brief PSA on Sneaky Bastages from Roman Moroni •>

You lousy cork~suckers—you have violated our fargin’ rights. Dis sonamunbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like us could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin’ iceholes like yourselves.

#ICE~høles
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
No nazi.
No nazi.
You’re the nazi.—
~> art by Glen Le Lievre @lelievre.bsky.social

#ScornUnderABadSign #PosterizedFascistLies
#NoShuckAndJiveAmendment25
#BarbarousBirdsOfAFeatherBlockDemocracyTogether
#SmittenImages #ASignOfTheCrimes
#APlentySwiftBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment
#NoNazisMeinSchatzi
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
Hard agree—one post said “she writes songs about her life‘s experiences”, but one of those is living in the very country—that’s being destroyed—that made her so rich and *influential* in the first place. ‘Sides, I think her protest songs would rock!—and have at least 300 million voices to sing them.
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I set special access for this thread because I know how some folks feel about Taylor and how some folks respond to any criticism of her—even from someone like me who likes so much of her art—and I figured I could say my piece here and have it be calm, or let it be Threadmageddon. I chose the former.
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
They follow in the un~patriotic footsteps of the blood~moneygrubbing golfers who sold their spiked souls to the L.I.V.

To think of Wales is to think of Josie,
These fools ain’t funny just way too cozy—
Gettin’ ass~tattoos with the moneybag emoji💰.
Guess no one remembers poor Jamal Khashoggi?
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
They follow in the un~patriotic footsteps of the blood~moneygrubbing golfers who sold their spiked souls to the L.I.V.

To think of Wales is to think of Josie,
These fools ain’t funny just way too cozy—
Gettin’ ass~tattoos with the moneybag emoji💰.
Guess no one remembers poor ol’ Jamal Khashoggi?
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
#TheyShouldaFukkingBetterKnownBetter
#RiyahdComedyFestival
#ComediansWithGreedyPlans
#ComediansWithBloodStainedHands

To think of Wales is to think of Josie,
These fools ain’t funny just way too cozy—
Gettin’ ass~tattoos with the moneybag emoji💰.
Guess no one remembers poor ol’ Jamal Khashoggi?
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
This is the exact un~patriotic sh!t the blood~moneygrubbing, greedy golfers did when they sold their spiked souls to the evil L.I.V. just three years after Jamal Khashoggi was murdalized beyond all recognition.

#NothingFunnyHappenedOnTheWayToThisComedyFestival
#KillingJoke

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thedoodleabides.bsky.social
Damn.
We lost another one of the good ones—
R.I.P. Jane Goodall (1936~2025)

#JaneGoodallWasAllGood
#HowToEatABanana

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She taught the world so much, including teaching John how to eat a banana. Rest In Peace, Dr. Jane Goodall. Thank you for spending some time with us. youtu.be/izUzqUrhbh0
Dr. Jane Goodall Interview: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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thedoodleabides.bsky.social
Et voilà!
Pythòn de Montè’s Cirque Volant—

The giant nazi~fish looks like tmurp but with better hair…

Hard agree daily, hostile carp, face~smacking and the kompulsory Kendzior—BTdubs. ;^]

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Monty Python- Fish Slapping Dance!
YouTube video by MontyPythonFairy
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thedoodleabides.bsky.social
<~~•§ FULL. MENTAL. JACKOFF. §•~~>

#GenerallyOffensive
#TheMountebankMiscreantMustacheMeeting
#MostAshamed—SoFar
#DecommissionFatCondition
#CompleteARetreatFromPete’sMeetAndGreet
#TopBrassPainInTheAss
#HegsethSmokesMeth—JustAnEducatedGueth
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

art by @claybennett.bsky.social
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
I really hate that man #TedCruz,
Like human flan in sycophantic shoes—
Kind of chartreuse with some other weird hues,
Nose?—a herniated hypotenuse.
He must be refused the voodoos that he spews,
Excused from news with all due enthuse.

#CruzSniffsGlues
#GOPGuardianOfPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
I really hate that man #TedCruz,
Like human flan in sycophantic shoes—
Kind of chartreuse with some other weird hues,
Nose?—a herniated hypotenuse.
He must be refused the voodoos that he spews,
Excused from news with all due enthuse.

#CruzSniffsGlues
#GOPGuardianOfPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
I really hate that man #TedCruz,
Like human flan in sycophantic shoes—
Kind of chartreuse with some other weird hues,
Nose?—a herniated hypotenuse.
He must be refused the voodoos that he spews,
Excused from news with all due enthuse.

#CruzSniffsGlues
#GOPGuardianOfPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
I really hate that man #TedCruz,
Like human flan in sycophantic shoes—
Kind of chartreuse with some other weird hues,
Nose?—a herniated hypotenuse.
He must be refused the voodoos that he spews,
Excused from news with all due enthuse.

#CruzSniffsGlues
#GOPGuardianOfPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
I really hate that man #TedCruz,
Like human flan in sycophantic shoes—
Kind of chartreuse with some other weird hues,
Nose?—a herniated hypotenuse.
He must be refused the voodoos that he spews,
Excused from news with all due enthuse.

#CruzSniffsGlues
#GOPGuardianOfPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
I really hate that man #TedCruz,
Like human flan in sycophantic shoes—
Kind of chartreuse with some other weird hues,
Nose?—a herniated hypotenuse.
He must be refused the voodoos that he spews,
Excused from news with all due enthuse.

#CruzSniffsGlues
#GOPGuardianOfPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
<~~•§ FULL. MENTAL. JACKOFF. §•~~>

#GenerallyOffensive
#TheMountebankMiscreantMustacheMeeting
#MostAshamed—SoFar
#DecommissionFatCondition
#CompleteARetreatFromPete’sMeetAndGreet
#TopBrassPainInTheAss
#HegsethSmokesMeth—JustAnEducatedGueth
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

art by @claybennett.bsky.social
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
I really hate that man #TedCruz,
Like human flan in sycophantic shoes—
Kind of chartreuse with some other weird hues,
Nose?—a herniated hypotenuse.
He must be refused the voodoos that he spews,
Excused from news with all due enthuse.

#CruzSniffsGlues
#GOPGuardianOfPedophiles
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
thedoodleabides.bsky.social
Waiting for my 900% Prozac prescription rebate…