How long before he bans *women*?

What’s Alfalfa supposed to do now?—

What’s the saying?—all hat and mo’ addled.

I would gladly trade two of your “chillings” for a single prognostication…

voodoo spirits maybe?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rb53...

You got that right—and they’ll have to search far and wide to find anyone anywhere who gives a good Notre Damn whether or not their feeble football program makes another bowl appearance…ever.

#NotreLame
#RudeToRudy

Okay, so…
Seth wins the award for mixed metaphor magnificence, and I win an obligatory, fifteen minute, interwebs crash~course on the haberdashery history of the heinous hair shirt—fair enough.

•§> FUN FACT <§•

Nod backwards is Don!

#NoddingDonDonningTheNod
#LoozerSnoozerDejaVoozer
#RipDonCankle

art and palindrome by Jack Ohman @jackohman.bsky.social

This is a perfect sentence to summarize the entire last decade—
…and we’ve all been waiting *ten fauxking years* for the goddamm dogs to get that rabid raccoon out of our house…

“Stable Genius” by Siegfried Woldhek

The stoopid female reporter.

*Write* back at you… ;^]

#ThankfulForCuratorialJournalistSongwriters

Yougottabefukkeenkiddingmewiththissh!t—
this shyster’s name literally *starts with scandal*?

Can the case still be reopened/brought by any else?—the armchair attorney in me thinks it seems kind of important not to let this particular one go…

#DeweyCheatem&Howe

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the #CharlieBrowns began to take hold…

I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?

A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the #CharlieBrowns began to take hold…

I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?

A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the #CharlieBrowns began to take hold…

I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?

A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the #CharlieBrowns began to take hold…

I’ll make him a Charlie Brown he cant refuse.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question—do I feel Charlie Brown? Well, do ya’, punk?

A long Charlie ago, in a Brown far, far, away…

#He’sAClown🎶

P.S.
I’m still the loudmouth, conspiracy spewing, sycophantic, christofascist poster child for transphobia I always was…

#MTG #MorallyTenuousGhoul #MakingThousandsGag

art by Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social

What *also*—desperately—needs to not only be said, but *screamed from the rooftops* to those influential people is how critical it is that they pick the *correct fukking side*—so many are still bending the knee and kissIng the ring.

#Let’sHaveSomeBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment

art by Jim Carrey

@jesseduquette.bsky.social for the fukking win—

#MissPiggyGettingJiggyWithIt #ForesakenByTheBacon
#HamfistedSisterResister