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To be fair—they *were* beautiful letters and they *did* fall in love…
🎶que será, será!

art by Marian Kamensky humor-kamensky.sk
and Bill Day @billdayart.bsky.social
right. the. fukk. on.
Can we have more *po~lice* police the “po~lice”, puh~lease?

Re~post this righteousness right now—

#Fargin’ICE~høles
#AGestapoByAnyOtherNameSmellsJustAsUnconstitutional
#HowToICE

art by Zez Vaz @zezvaz.bsky.social
I’ll fix that bullsh!t “heads~up“—

NBC News reports that that the Criminal Corruption Center (formerly: the *un~demolished* People’s White House) will accept bribes from any/all palm~greasing malfeasors to contribute to Tmurp’s felony project.

#SkippingAccountability
#Epstein’sBallroom
#25thA
If you’re going to be in the neighborhood of Tulsa, our under~appreciated friend Michael Wright is having a book signing this Friday, October 24th—
Please re~post! ;^]

@michael-wright45.bsky.social

#SupportLocalArtists #Poets #Writers
#Tulsa #MagicCityBooks

magiccitybooks.com/events/38192...
Michael Wright | Magic City Books
magiccitybooks.com
Dude really knows how to break the ICE—
This invigorating instructional in intolerance should be taught in schools and run in a loop on all television networks until the ICE is fukking melted…
I like my streets like I like my drinks…neat—with no ICE

#HowToICE
#Fargin’ICE~høles
#JustStop~oTheGestapo
One of the nastier things on the inter~webs—ever—wtf?
I can appreciate A.I.’s serendipitous auto~installation of his maniacally intrinsic mask dysfunction, though…
#TruthSocialDisease
The very archival @sarahcpr.bsky.social

“I thought I looked like The Lone Ranger.”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMKg...
One of the nastier things on the inter~webs—ever—wtf?
I can appreciate A.I.’s serendipitous auto~installation of his maniacally intrinsic mask dysfunction, though…

The very archival @sarahcpr.bsky.social

“I thought I looked like The Lone Ranger.”

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMKg...
How to mask
YouTube video by Sarah Cooper
m.youtube.com
I really hate that cooze #TedCruz.
We must excuse him from the news.
Weird snoot like a herniated hypotenuse,
Deeply brown from you~know~whooz.
Brava, Kat!—for your J’accuse,
Of the sycophantic views his stoopid face spews.
When Cruz Abuse: Round Twos ensues—
We’ll buy you booze and cheer for youse!
I really hate that cooze #TedCruz
We must excuse him from the news
Weird snoot like a herniated hypotenuse
Deeply brown from you~know~whooz
Brava, Kat!—for your J’accuse
Of the sycophantic views his stoopid face spews
When Cruz Abuse: Round Twos ensues
We’ll buy you booze and cheer for youse!
My services—as always—are free of charge…
I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
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I know Donald Trump is a pathological liar, malignant narcissistic sociopath, racist, antisemite, misogynist, xenophobe, homophobe, transphobe, hater of our troops and believer in euthanizing folks with disabilities, but we too often forget that he's *also* an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon.
Also—
Hitler *never* painted his face bright orange, let alone *daily*. Never wore diapers, never worked at McDonald’s, never went on the plane or to the island, he didn’t sign the birthday card, and he wasn’t Russia’s bitch.

#NoHitler…You'reHitler

art by Dwayne Booth @mrfishcartoons.bsky.social
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Just as every cop is a criminal,
And all the sinners saints,
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer—
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint.
So if you meet me, have some courtesy,
Have some sympathy, and some taste,
Use all your well-learned politeness—
Or I'll lay your soul to waste…

#ElectedEvil
"Identity Crisis"
A cartoon about feeling obsolete.
zezvaz.com/cartoons
This is an excellent article on what you need to know if you attend any of the #NoKings protests tomorrow—what your rights are, what to do if you get arrested, and how to keep yourself safe.
Please repost far and wide…

#BoostTheBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment

open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
This One Matters: A "No Kings" Protest Guide
For Oct 18 and beyond ...
open.substack.com
This is an excellent article on what you need to know if you attend any of the #NoKings protests tomorrow—what your rights are, what to do if you get arrested, and how to keep yourself safe.
Please repost far and wide…

#BoostTheBefriendmentForThe25thAmendment

open.substack.com/pub/psychope...
This One Matters: A "No Kings" Protest Guide
For Oct 18 and beyond ...
open.substack.com