The Educated Bison
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The American Experiment is too precious to lose, especially at the hands of hate-filled, un-American, traitorous buffoons whose values are antithetical to our founding principles. Together, let’s defend it & work toward a better tomorrow for all.
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Funny how that works, huh? [Cartoon by Joe Heller]
December 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Funny how that works, huh? [Cartoon by Joe Heller]
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Why do all official U.S. government social media posts now sound like they were written by bratty 7th-graders trying to mimic Jim Jordan?
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Why do all official U.S. government social media posts now sound like they were written by bratty 7th-graders trying to mimic Jim Jordan?
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Renaming the Kennedy Center, our national fine arts center, after such a coarse, lowbrow, and ignorant buffoon is America at its very stupidest.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Renaming the Kennedy Center, our national fine arts center, after such a coarse, lowbrow, and ignorant buffoon is America at its very stupidest.
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I consider myself a fairly patient person, but I can't listen to another second of this ridiculous, wheezing idiot. I'm done. Nothing he is saying aligns with anything that is really happening in the real world.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I consider myself a fairly patient person, but I can't listen to another second of this ridiculous, wheezing idiot. I'm done. Nothing he is saying aligns with anything that is really happening in the real world.
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Hey so, i would encourage my fellow performers to not do any shows at the Kennedy Center until it reverts to it’s original name
Thank you for your attention to this matter
(yes I’ve already performed there so it’s an easier decision for me)
Thank you for your attention to this matter
(yes I’ve already performed there so it’s an easier decision for me)
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hey so, i would encourage my fellow performers to not do any shows at the Kennedy Center until it reverts to it’s original name
Thank you for your attention to this matter
(yes I’ve already performed there so it’s an easier decision for me)
Thank you for your attention to this matter
(yes I’ve already performed there so it’s an easier decision for me)
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Bank of America is nostalgic for the time when it didn't have to issue a credit card to women without her husband's permission.
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bank of America is nostalgic for the time when it didn't have to issue a credit card to women without her husband's permission.
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Bari Weiss, meet The Streisand Effect.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Bari Weiss, meet The Streisand Effect.
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I'd rather drink goat's blood.
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'd rather drink goat's blood.
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December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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A few years back, I couldn't figure out where the comma in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" was supposed to go, so I hit myself in the face (and also did some singing).
#Christmas #Writing #English #Grammar #Facepalm
#Christmas #Writing #English #Grammar #Facepalm
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A few years back, I couldn't figure out where the comma in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" was supposed to go, so I hit myself in the face (and also did some singing).
#Christmas #Writing #English #Grammar #Facepalm
#Christmas #Writing #English #Grammar #Facepalm
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POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
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I love drawing veiny foreheads. as an artist I’m in my Veiny Forehead Period.
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I love drawing veiny foreheads. as an artist I’m in my Veiny Forehead Period.
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here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
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look at me pretending to be a New Yorker cartoonist
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
look at me pretending to be a New Yorker cartoonist
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Santa Is Now Using AI
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Santa Is Now Using AI
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Look….. I know I’m an adult so it’s different…… but I feel like this year’s Christmas is the least Christmas-y I’ve ever experienced.
Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Look….. I know I’m an adult so it’s different…… but I feel like this year’s Christmas is the least Christmas-y I’ve ever experienced.
Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
Personally, because of all of the horror we’ve had this year. But also commercially, I feel like even companies are phoning it in or not even acknowledging it.
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A cornered rat is a dangerous thing. Stay frosty my muchachos
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
A cornered rat is a dangerous thing. Stay frosty my muchachos
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I put in a 4-second clip of Bone Thugs and now I can no longer make money from my best performing video of the year. Cool
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I put in a 4-second clip of Bone Thugs and now I can no longer make money from my best performing video of the year. Cool
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We have gone so far backwards in such a short span of time.
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
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December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
We have gone so far backwards in such a short span of time.
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The most transparent administration in history is now hiding both the complete Epstein files and the complete video of the Sept. 2 boat strike from the American people, only releasing the parts of each that they want you to see while concealing the rest.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The most transparent administration in history is now hiding both the complete Epstein files and the complete video of the Sept. 2 boat strike from the American people, only releasing the parts of each that they want you to see while concealing the rest.
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I received a "Critical Account Security Alert" from "Apple."
It purports that someone tried to charge $143.95 to my account and wants me to log-in with my password.
A quick Google search revealed that "$143.95" has been charged to THOUSANDS of Apple accounts.
I hate being scammed by the lazy.
It purports that someone tried to charge $143.95 to my account and wants me to log-in with my password.
A quick Google search revealed that "$143.95" has been charged to THOUSANDS of Apple accounts.
I hate being scammed by the lazy.
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I received a "Critical Account Security Alert" from "Apple."
It purports that someone tried to charge $143.95 to my account and wants me to log-in with my password.
A quick Google search revealed that "$143.95" has been charged to THOUSANDS of Apple accounts.
I hate being scammed by the lazy.
It purports that someone tried to charge $143.95 to my account and wants me to log-in with my password.
A quick Google search revealed that "$143.95" has been charged to THOUSANDS of Apple accounts.
I hate being scammed by the lazy.
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
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Last night Miss Piggy got arrested at Sabrina Carpenter's show!
Miss Piggy Gets Arrested - ToughPigs
Miss Piggy was arrested last night during Sabrina Carpenter's 'Short n Sweet' Tour!
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November 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Last night Miss Piggy got arrested at Sabrina Carpenter's show!