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hog farmer and swe
“the art of not looking guilty as fuck”
July 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Somewhere on Signal, Pete Hegseth is trying to requisition F-35s for ICE
June 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The @memgrizz today announced the team promoted Yuki Kawamura to a two-way contract.

Original post by @GrizzliesPR on X: https://twitter.com/GrizzliesPR/status/1847746211979125133
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Statement from the Memphis Grizzlies

Original post by @GrizzliesPR on X: https://twitter.com/GrizzliesPR/status/1632093630792966148
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
.@JaMorant is the 1st rookie in @NBA history to record 25+ points and 8+ assists while shooting 90%+ from the field.

Original post by @GrizzliesPR on X: https://twitter.com/GrizzliesPR/status/1217287302331891713
March 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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the US right now
October 18, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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If you give Elon musk your credit card information in October 2023 it should ding your credit score
October 18, 2023 at 1:16 AM
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a fighter jet followed me home! seems friendly and I gave it a bowl of milk what markings do I look for to tell if it’s an f-35
September 18, 2023 at 3:59 PM
steam is down!
August 22, 2023 at 7:43 AM
what is on my spoon?!
August 22, 2023 at 4:14 AM
We could’ve had the NHS and these America!!
August 12, 2023 at 7:36 AM
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JUST IN: Justin Pearson and Justin Jones, the two Black Dems expelled from the Tennessee House by the GOP in April, just triumphed today while facing voters in their district for the first time since then.
August 4, 2023 at 3:35 AM
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sorry cant hang busy tonight
August 4, 2023 at 1:39 AM
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This may test my anti-capital punishment absolutism.
August 2, 2023 at 6:38 PM
yum-yum
August 1, 2023 at 2:22 PM
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The New York Times will run an op-ed from the CEO of Palantir without identifying him as the CEO of Palantir.
July 30, 2023 at 1:35 PM
if everyone takes a minute to cum this morning, we’ll all be in a better mood
July 28, 2023 at 1:10 PM
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cum
July 27, 2023 at 3:48 AM
If you live in the greater NYC-area and are a fan of heat stroke, go outside
July 28, 2023 at 12:43 PM
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sad how video games always include historically inaccurate boob armor but never the historically accurate cock and balls armor
July 27, 2023 at 5:03 PM
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Mitch McConnell was quietly escorted off camera to receive the highest quality health care unlike the millions of people denied the same because of his policies
July 26, 2023 at 11:43 PM
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a us senate filibuster but it's me infodumping about kate bush for 23h and i don't wear a diaper i piss on the senate floor like a true hero
July 26, 2023 at 4:48 PM
if you have 3 fully charged AAA batteries and live in the tri-state Area please DM me
July 25, 2023 at 11:05 AM