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🫡 REAL ice eater
What a second half omg UNC women !
March 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Being a “lover girl” doesn’t mean that one is unwise enough to get in a relationship with just anybody for the sake of being in one. It’s about alignment and compatibility. Singleness is great & people should be happy alone. And a relationship should add to one’s own happiness, not create it.
March 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I got these wrist braces (prob 2 years ago tbh was mad uncomfortable I gave up on them) to sleep with because I sleep like a baby curled up and it hurts my joints. And when I say they have made a difference in just three days !? 🤌🏾
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I feel like Chris Tucker when he was at Heaven on Earth Massage Palor in Rush Hour 2 lol
March 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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February 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If I were to have kids, I would never set myself up by having them close in age! It’s too much!
February 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Power been off for 12 hours
I heard it starting to surge back I just started shouting 🙌🏾😭 it’s like 53 in here
February 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think I’m single handedly keeping American Dad, Archer, and Family Guy (and various adult cartoons) afloat on Hulu
February 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Cutting Dolly Parton’s program that helps kids learn how to read <<<<<<<

www.14news.com/2025/02/19/t...
February 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“When you gonna let me do (retwist / style) your hair?”

…. Are you flirting with me?
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Mind you, they’ll give you $2 and a trading card if you try trading in a game you paid $60+ for, but sure, Black people are the issue.
February 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Garrett Morris, the first Black cast member of Saturday Night Live, posing for pictures at the #SNL50 Anniversary Special tonight.
February 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I'm old enough to remember when conservatives thought participation trophies were a sign of the "pussification of America"
February 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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It’s crazy that if you get good grades they let you raw dog ADHD your whole life
February 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Idk if it’s because I don’t have a lover but I’ve been hitting bed at like 8p lmao
February 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually

-Leopards right now
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.
February 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
GTA Vice City is my fave of the series but sheeesh GTA IV really makes for good argument
February 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Does Tubi have Three’s Company? Anyone know
February 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
They really cancelled Grand Crew 😭😭😭😭
February 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Janelle Monae Goes Off On Nelly For Performing At Trump's Inauguration As She Sings 'Hot In Here': "F* You Nelly! You Sold Out!
I Used To Think You Was Cool, But Now You Look Like A MF Fool"
February 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM