Evyenia
@theevyeniaeffect.bsky.social
Mama, wife, chef, mental health advocate, Steelers fan, aka - overall cool person
It’s exhausting being a boss ass bitch.
April 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It’s exhausting being a boss ass bitch.
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Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.
March 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good.
Me + wine + Doritos = unstoppable
March 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Me + wine + Doritos = unstoppable
I think way too much about the “two shots of vodka” lady who poured half the bottle
March 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I think way too much about the “two shots of vodka” lady who poured half the bottle
Popeyes fish sandwich is just like their chicken sandwich, but it’s fish
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Popeyes fish sandwich is just like their chicken sandwich, but it’s fish
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
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I hope Gabby Petito haunts Brian Laundrie’s parents and they never have a moment’s peace.
February 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I hope Gabby Petito haunts Brian Laundrie’s parents and they never have a moment’s peace.
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JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
Yea, we don’t need the Department of Education…
February 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yea, we don’t need the Department of Education…
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Ok but who won the Puppy Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ok but who won the Puppy Bowl
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Y’all when “Not Like Us” started, I hissed “finish him” like the Mortal Kombat narrator.
Kendrick has elevated being a hater to genius art. Has anyone done it better?
Kendrick has elevated being a hater to genius art. Has anyone done it better?
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Y’all when “Not Like Us” started, I hissed “finish him” like the Mortal Kombat narrator.
Kendrick has elevated being a hater to genius art. Has anyone done it better?
Kendrick has elevated being a hater to genius art. Has anyone done it better?
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it.
February 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it.
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In a completely crazy country that is on the verge of total implosion, I thought, "yes, I can eat a bag of doritos for breakfast."
February 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
In a completely crazy country that is on the verge of total implosion, I thought, "yes, I can eat a bag of doritos for breakfast."
I’m rich bitch *Chapelle voice*
February 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m rich bitch *Chapelle voice*
Times like this are when I wish I didn’t quit smoking that good green 🍃
February 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Times like this are when I wish I didn’t quit smoking that good green 🍃
The Weeknd dropped a new album. This year is saved. 😭♥️
February 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Weeknd dropped a new album. This year is saved. 😭♥️
This just in: RFJ Jr. claims that women don’t poop.
January 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This just in: RFJ Jr. claims that women don’t poop.
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
I’ve never met a quiche I didn’t like
January 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’ve never met a quiche I didn’t like
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[restaurant]
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
January 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
[restaurant]
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit
me: wow, my side salad is amazing
salad I'm married to: you piece of shit