Ferrett Steinmetz
@theferrett.bsky.social
Writer of FLEX/SOL MAJESTIC/my new book series, DRAGON KINGS OF OKLAHOMA. Quietly (re)connecting with friends, nothing more. Please don't make this weird.
"Why is the only drink here milk cartons that have been left out on the counter since this morning?"
"Them's the rules."
"Them's the rules."
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"Why is the only drink here milk cartons that have been left out on the counter since this morning?"
"Them's the rules."
"Them's the rules."
So THAT'S the place they sold rectangle pizza at.
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
So THAT'S the place they sold rectangle pizza at.
I mean, this sounds completely delicious, honestly.
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I mean, this sounds completely delicious, honestly.
Or the JJ Abrams movies, alas.
January 19, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Or the JJ Abrams movies, alas.
Reposted by Ferrett Steinmetz
They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.