“He said what about Rob? Give Clarence the night off. Get me colonel Jessep.”
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“He said what about Rob? Give Clarence the night off. Get me colonel Jessep.”
“If Zohran Mamdani wins, I’m leaving New York forever!” - person who said if Bill de Blasio wins they’ll leave New York forever.
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“If Zohran Mamdani wins, I’m leaving New York forever!” - person who said if Bill de Blasio wins they’ll leave New York forever.
Reposted by Michael Gradess
Israel assassinated the prime minister of Yemen, Legionnaires’ is making a comeback, and they’re thinking of adding a category 6 to the hurricane scale because 5 just isn’t cutting it anymore.
But don’t worry: our incredibly old MIA president isn’t dead! He’s just playing golf.
But don’t worry: our incredibly old MIA president isn’t dead! He’s just playing golf.
August 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Israel assassinated the prime minister of Yemen, Legionnaires’ is making a comeback, and they’re thinking of adding a category 6 to the hurricane scale because 5 just isn’t cutting it anymore.
But don’t worry: our incredibly old MIA president isn’t dead! He’s just playing golf.
But don’t worry: our incredibly old MIA president isn’t dead! He’s just playing golf.
Reposted by Michael Gradess
In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
August 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
In case you forgot, I’m Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
Welcome to the heavyweight bout,
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
This is a two man race. You look tired already. It’s just the second round.
There’s an older couple in the bar lounge of the Denver airport drinking wine and playing cards while they wait for their flight. I think they’re playing Rummy and it’s adorable.
August 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
There’s an older couple in the bar lounge of the Denver airport drinking wine and playing cards while they wait for their flight. I think they’re playing Rummy and it’s adorable.
The thing about seeing Sorry Baby at a 10AM showing on a Tuesday is that there are only like eight people here so you can audibly hear all eight of us weeping at the end of it.
July 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The thing about seeing Sorry Baby at a 10AM showing on a Tuesday is that there are only like eight people here so you can audibly hear all eight of us weeping at the end of it.
It is Pride Month, on arguably the most prominent celebratory day for Black people in America, and the government is planning to shutdown its suicide hotline.
So I dunno. I’m here? Even if I don’t know you. I’m here.
And you belong here too. Even if I don’t know you! You do!
So I dunno. I’m here? Even if I don’t know you. I’m here.
And you belong here too. Even if I don’t know you! You do!
June 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It is Pride Month, on arguably the most prominent celebratory day for Black people in America, and the government is planning to shutdown its suicide hotline.
So I dunno. I’m here? Even if I don’t know you. I’m here.
And you belong here too. Even if I don’t know you! You do!
So I dunno. I’m here? Even if I don’t know you. I’m here.
And you belong here too. Even if I don’t know you! You do!
I think it is ABSOLUTELY, UNEQUIVOCALLY WRONG to assassinate ICE agents, hang their mutilated bodies on display from the Tappen Zee Bridge by rusty meat hooks, and leave them as food for the buzzards.
I would never advocate subjecting any birds to such a horrid diet.
I would never advocate subjecting any birds to such a horrid diet.
June 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think it is ABSOLUTELY, UNEQUIVOCALLY WRONG to assassinate ICE agents, hang their mutilated bodies on display from the Tappen Zee Bridge by rusty meat hooks, and leave them as food for the buzzards.
I would never advocate subjecting any birds to such a horrid diet.
I would never advocate subjecting any birds to such a horrid diet.
Ummm… did Tuck get a blood transfusion from @mehdirhasan.bsky.social or something??? How did this happen?
WATCH: “You’re a U.S. senator and you don’t know anything about the country you want to topple.”
Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
June 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ummm… did Tuck get a blood transfusion from @mehdirhasan.bsky.social or something??? How did this happen?
Save your hood. Make ICE agents scared to death to do their jobs.
June 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Save your hood. Make ICE agents scared to death to do their jobs.
Happy Pride Month. It’s Dangerous to go alone. Take this for your journey.
June 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Happy Pride Month. It’s Dangerous to go alone. Take this for your journey.
I’m just gonna say it: Ethan Hunt makes a lot of choices I wouldn’t!
May 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m just gonna say it: Ethan Hunt makes a lot of choices I wouldn’t!
Reposted by Michael Gradess
There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this
You’re telling me the third installment in the Paddington series came out in February and now we have a Pope whose work with the church was primarily in Peru? Suspicious.
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You’re telling me the third installment in the Paddington series came out in February and now we have a Pope whose work with the church was primarily in Peru? Suspicious.
I know we all know this, but saying three to four dolls is enough and you don’t need 250 pencils definitely proves Trump has never been to a Drag Race pub trivia night.
May 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I know we all know this, but saying three to four dolls is enough and you don’t need 250 pencils definitely proves Trump has never been to a Drag Race pub trivia night.
Everyone get your guesses in! I’m going with an expected papal delivery date of Monday the 12th, brown eyes, 76th percentile in height, 197 pounds.
May 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Everyone get your guesses in! I’m going with an expected papal delivery date of Monday the 12th, brown eyes, 76th percentile in height, 197 pounds.
A Complete Unknown should inspire more Folk biopics:
Joan Baez
Pete Seeger
Phil Ochs
David Blue
Steve Goodman
Joni Mitchell
Townes Van Zandt
Anyone who tells you a Neil Young biopic won’t absolutely slap is a moron. Oh Dylan went electric? Dude did rockabilly and met Nirvana!
Joan Baez
Pete Seeger
Phil Ochs
David Blue
Steve Goodman
Joni Mitchell
Townes Van Zandt
Anyone who tells you a Neil Young biopic won’t absolutely slap is a moron. Oh Dylan went electric? Dude did rockabilly and met Nirvana!
May 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A Complete Unknown should inspire more Folk biopics:
Joan Baez
Pete Seeger
Phil Ochs
David Blue
Steve Goodman
Joni Mitchell
Townes Van Zandt
Anyone who tells you a Neil Young biopic won’t absolutely slap is a moron. Oh Dylan went electric? Dude did rockabilly and met Nirvana!
Joan Baez
Pete Seeger
Phil Ochs
David Blue
Steve Goodman
Joni Mitchell
Townes Van Zandt
Anyone who tells you a Neil Young biopic won’t absolutely slap is a moron. Oh Dylan went electric? Dude did rockabilly and met Nirvana!
“Yeah, I’m the official MS-13 tattoo artist. I can do it all! Now would you like the standard, terrifying lettering across your knuckles or would you like it to look like it was done by a 21-year-old White House intern who’s only there because Big Ballz told Elon she was hot?”
April 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“Yeah, I’m the official MS-13 tattoo artist. I can do it all! Now would you like the standard, terrifying lettering across your knuckles or would you like it to look like it was done by a 21-year-old White House intern who’s only there because Big Ballz told Elon she was hot?”
Rewatching Speechless and thankful that it was made when networks allowed 20+ episode seasons.
If this show had gotten the 10ep treatment, It would have been a disaster. It’s a perfect example of what “nothing” episodes and holiday episodes do to improve the form.
If this show had gotten the 10ep treatment, It would have been a disaster. It’s a perfect example of what “nothing” episodes and holiday episodes do to improve the form.
April 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Rewatching Speechless and thankful that it was made when networks allowed 20+ episode seasons.
If this show had gotten the 10ep treatment, It would have been a disaster. It’s a perfect example of what “nothing” episodes and holiday episodes do to improve the form.
If this show had gotten the 10ep treatment, It would have been a disaster. It’s a perfect example of what “nothing” episodes and holiday episodes do to improve the form.
I need to know how big a fan @danharmon.bsky.social is of the 1972 St. Francis film “Brother Sun, Sister Moon”, because:
April 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I need to know how big a fan @danharmon.bsky.social is of the 1972 St. Francis film “Brother Sun, Sister Moon”, because:
I forgot how genuinely hilarious Nicky Katt is in The Dark knight. Everything has just gotten about as heavy is it can get - Gordon’s dead, Dent’s walking into a trap, etc. - and here’s this SWAT officer just saying what he sees, doing it from the actual safest seat in Gotham.
April 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I forgot how genuinely hilarious Nicky Katt is in The Dark knight. Everything has just gotten about as heavy is it can get - Gordon’s dead, Dent’s walking into a trap, etc. - and here’s this SWAT officer just saying what he sees, doing it from the actual safest seat in Gotham.
🎶Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Crosby, Stills, Graham Nash, and Neil Young…🎶
Crosby, Stills, Graham Nash, and Neil Young…🎶
April 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
🎶Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Crosby, Stills, Graham Nash, and Neil Young…🎶
Crosby, Stills, Graham Nash, and Neil Young…🎶
I absolutely love love love @vicmmic.bsky.social in their Game Changer villian heel era.
April 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I absolutely love love love @vicmmic.bsky.social in their Game Changer villian heel era.