Hambone
@thehambone0.bsky.social
Nicotine withdrawal got me thinking about doing war crimes
January 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Nicotine withdrawal got me thinking about doing war crimes
No TikTok no Twitter I wanna go home
a close up of a hamster with tears in its eyes and a bow on its head
ALT: a close up of a hamster with tears in its eyes and a bow on its head
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January 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
No TikTok no Twitter I wanna go home
I’ve been listening to the upstairs carpet being replaced and a lawnmower for the last 3 hours and I’m at my breaking point
January 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’ve been listening to the upstairs carpet being replaced and a lawnmower for the last 3 hours and I’m at my breaking point
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stop hoping for things to be good. funny is the best you'll get.
January 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
stop hoping for things to be good. funny is the best you'll get.
Sometimes I worry I’m having a heart attack but it’s just my massive bazonga hurting
December 27, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Sometimes I worry I’m having a heart attack but it’s just my massive bazonga hurting
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So much static electricity in my sweater it’s making my teeth hurt
December 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
So much static electricity in my sweater it’s making my teeth hurt
Everyone can tell I’m listening to Weezer can’t they?
December 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Everyone can tell I’m listening to Weezer can’t they?
Looking at pictures of bugs, sitting on the work toilet, listening to Billy Joel. I’m just on some shit y’all wouldn’t get.
December 19, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Looking at pictures of bugs, sitting on the work toilet, listening to Billy Joel. I’m just on some shit y’all wouldn’t get.
New flows coming be patient brother
December 16, 2024 at 7:14 PM
New flows coming be patient brother
I’m gonna start barking at people who try to enter through the exit gate
December 16, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I’m gonna start barking at people who try to enter through the exit gate
Do you think RFK Jr or Jordan Peterson would win a crazy competition? A freak off some may say.
December 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Do you think RFK Jr or Jordan Peterson would win a crazy competition? A freak off some may say.
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You hit your late 20s and you’re already decaying body just conks out.
December 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
You hit your late 20s and you’re already decaying body just conks out.
I’ve had to explain to my bf like 50 times that you don’t need bubbles to take a bath
December 10, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I’ve had to explain to my bf like 50 times that you don’t need bubbles to take a bath
The feminine urge to cry and say “oh so you want me to kms?” when a customer is being mean to me.
December 10, 2024 at 4:24 PM
The feminine urge to cry and say “oh so you want me to kms?” when a customer is being mean to me.
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It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
December 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
It’s so funny that Charlie Brown’s theme song isn’t even named after him, it’s named after Linus and Lucy. I remember getting the sheet music when I was taking piano lessons as a kid and being like “Man, that boy doesn’t have anything”
I guess I have to stop working on my Jay-Z impression
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I guess I have to stop working on my Jay-Z impression
I run the heater and the ac in the winter because i'm like a snake who need their cage to be exactly 70 degrees.
December 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I run the heater and the ac in the winter because i'm like a snake who need their cage to be exactly 70 degrees.
We on that PC with the ethernet baaaabaaayyyyyy
December 8, 2024 at 10:18 PM
We on that PC with the ethernet baaaabaaayyyyyy
I bring a real “I’m going to go over the $20 limit” vibe that secret Santa participants do not like.
December 8, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I bring a real “I’m going to go over the $20 limit” vibe that secret Santa participants do not like.
dont fake cough in the public bathroom baby girl 🥺 let that ass sing mama
December 6, 2024 at 7:30 PM
dont fake cough in the public bathroom baby girl 🥺 let that ass sing mama