flamby ✨🐝🔪
@flamby666.bsky.social
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
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flamby ✨🐝🔪
@flamby666.bsky.social
· Jan 24
time isn't real, a 27 slide powerpoint presentation
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Pretending to be normal is exhausting.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Pretending to be normal is exhausting.
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enjoy death cab for cutie? you'll love Life Cab For Uggo
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
enjoy death cab for cutie? you'll love Life Cab For Uggo
good news! we're all going to die one day
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
good news! we're all going to die one day
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I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.
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Anxena: Worrier Princess
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anxena: Worrier Princess
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go ahead steal my identity, what are you gonna do with that, get denied a loan?
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
go ahead steal my identity, what are you gonna do with that, get denied a loan?
help i fell down a well and i've decided to stay
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
help i fell down a well and i've decided to stay
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This candy tastes terrible. I better eat the rest of the bag right now to get rid of it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This candy tastes terrible. I better eat the rest of the bag right now to get rid of it.
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everything feels ~*extra*~ stupid today, right?
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
everything feels ~*extra*~ stupid today, right?
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actually—-and this is the truth—-we’re a little bit fucked
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
actually—-and this is the truth—-we’re a little bit fucked
dreams are pointless but nightmares are forever
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
dreams are pointless but nightmares are forever
breaking news: i'm fucking broken.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
breaking news: i'm fucking broken.
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whenever an automatic door doesn't open for me i get excited that maybe im a ghost
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
whenever an automatic door doesn't open for me i get excited that maybe im a ghost
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This email could have been a life sentence
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This email could have been a life sentence
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diverting the water directed to data centers to my spa for horses
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
diverting the water directed to data centers to my spa for horses
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thought I found a message in a bottle but it was just a piece of ship
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
thought I found a message in a bottle but it was just a piece of ship
maybe i'm finally broken enough to write something good
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
maybe i'm finally broken enough to write something good
in other news, it's terrible everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
in other news, it's terrible everywhere
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"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
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can’t. busy seeing how many costco blueberries I can fit in my pee hole
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
can’t. busy seeing how many costco blueberries I can fit in my pee hole
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People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.
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happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.