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The Hell Curve
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Back once again with the ill behavior.
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When you own every Marvel film on blu ray.
Post reading: “oh no. Oh NO!” Below is an image of Samus Aran’s new sidekick with the text “Ok, that did not sound friendly” Reply to the post reading: “What’s wrong with it?”
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Nope. They’re stupid. It sucks the masters of the universe are all morons but we don’t need to do this every time the powerful reveal themselves to be total dopes.
I mean, he was probably an idiot but this is pretty garden-variety rich guy/law firm partner/finance exec email construction. Too lazy to capitalize, punctuate, etc. properly. It's a status signaling. (I am very serious about this) emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Let's fucking gooo
Artorias the Abysswalker from Dark Souls in the Nightreign DLC trailer
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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"Spectator to his own presidency" doesn't quite cover it.
Donald J. Trump (the president of the United States of America) posting "WOW!" on Truth Social above a Facebook-level meme reading: [alarm emoji] #BREAKING: DOGE halts yearly payment of $2.5 million to Barack Obama for "royalties linked to Obamacare." Obama has collected this payment since 2010, for a total of $40 million in taxpayer dollars.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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An indistinct white face in a black void. Text on screen: Go to sleep.
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Come to Container Storage on Spaceport in the next 30 minutes if u want an ass kicking
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Crime isn’t rising. It’s not only the lowest it’s been in his life it’s the lowest it’s been in his parents’ lives. All the economic complaints he has elsewhere in the piece only have left-wing solutions. He’s a dumb brat.
Then there’s the rising crime and disorder. “I live in what is known as a very safe area,” he explains. “Yet someone got shot and killed outside my apartment complex a couple months ago. . . Outside my apartment in that same couple months, someone got jumped for a bad drug deal. And I’m tired of having to go to CVS to push a button for an employee to come unlock the toothpaste for me. Like, that’s ridiculous
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Come to the Dam Battlegrounds in the next 30 minutes if u want an ass kicking
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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When I first saw this I thought it was a vile "joke" about Gaza but it's actually dumber and more racist somehow.
Babylon Bee headline: "Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital" Mamdani is originally from Uganda, where a foreign terrorist organization known as the Allied Democratic Forces (ADF) operates. They avoid detection by blending into the community, a strategy Mamdani said has served him well in life. "Children are my future," he said, detailing his strategy. "As long as I'm surrounded by children, no one can touch me."
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The infamously antisemitic Jewish Labour Bund.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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It feels good never being wrong.
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Absurd that a guy that was so addicted to a website he bought it for double its value doesn't understand what made it work at all.
Elon also said in a post on X that there would be changes to how the recommendation system works, which could result in increased reach for posts with links. He claims that the company is four to six weeks away from “deletion of all heuristics,” meaning likes and replies will have less of an impact. Instead, he says that, “Grok will literally read every post and watch every video (100M+ per day) to match users with content they’re most likely to find interesting.”
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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You can't fucking do this when your political project has been a hysterical tantrum over girls' sports.
WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren't Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball Sports · Oct 23, 2025 · BabylonBee.com [image of Angel Reese] U.S. — In light of the NBA's recent gambling scandal, WNBA players assured federal agents that they don't miss easy layups to throw games, they just suck at basketball. Suspicion had arisen regarding the effort of WNBA players, with many people leveling accusations at them for trying to intentionally lose games as part of an alleged nationwide illegal gambling operation. A group of players met with FBI agents Thursday afternoon to vehemently deny such rumors, clarifying that they were just all really awful basketball players. "I know it seems like a scam, but we're all just really, really bad at this game," said Chicago Sky star Angel Reese. "The truth is, we're just not that good at making the ball go into the little circle. We really are trying. It's just a lot harder than it looks."
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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#doyoureadsuttercane
4K box: Red and black with an open book in the foreground, three steeples of a church behind it, and red tentacles behind those. In yellow in the middle is the text JOHN CARPENTER'S IN THE M,MOUTH OF MADNESS
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Trump’s Great Achievement If the president succeeds in ending the Gaza war, he will deserve a gala night in Oslo. By Eliot A. Cohen
October 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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This is what I posted when he got banned from Twitter.
Soldier-liberator of the Red Army raising the Soviet flag over the Reichstag.
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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If you can believe it this isn't the dumbest thing The Atlantic has published this past week.
Trump’s Great Achievement If the president succeeds in ending the Gaza war, he will deserve a gala night in Oslo. By Eliot A. Cohen
October 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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"If you had any heart in you..." was recorded 22 years ago
Norman Finkelstein - a bespectacled man standing at a lectern - pointing towards a student during a Q & A session after a lecture.
October 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I bought this game a week ago...help...
A screenshot of Megabonk on my Steam account with over 40 hours of playtime.
October 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Man this got me good.
September 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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This is a criminal act. They made people ride the lightning on Old Sparky for less.
The OG JC "Mutherfuckin" Denton a white man in black shades, black hair, in a black outfit "JC" "Exit Wounds era Steve Seagal" "Denton"
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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2020 exit poll showing 87/12 Biden/Trump split with black voters 2024 exit poll showing 86/13 Harris/Trump split with black voters
September 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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They're doing this every fucking day.
Israeli fire has killed 51 people in the Gaza Strip over the past 24 hours, 43 of them in Gaza City, medical sources said. The Gaza Health Ministry's tally stands at 33 in the past day, including a body recovered from under the rubble. Those killed reportedly include members of Al-Shifa Hospital Director Dr. Mohammad Abu Salmiya family. According to the ministry, 146 people were wounded. Four of those killed were hit while waiting for humanitarian aid.
September 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Bespectacled Andy Daly looking at the view with the text 555-COME-ON-NOW below him.
September 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM