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Breaking News: Business
Jamie Dimon [the CEO of JPMorgan Chase Bank] was asked at the World Economic Forum why business leaders are so afraid of Trump. Mr. Dimon defended himself by dodging the question with Shrek like dexterity.
Jamie Dimon [the CEO of JPMorgan Chase Bank] was asked at the World Economic Forum why business leaders are so afraid of Trump. Mr. Dimon defended himself by dodging the question with Shrek like dexterity.
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Breaking News: Business
Jamie Dimon [the CEO of JPMorgan Chase Bank] was asked at the World Economic Forum why business leaders are so afraid of Trump. Mr. Dimon defended himself by dodging the question with Shrek like dexterity.
Jamie Dimon [the CEO of JPMorgan Chase Bank] was asked at the World Economic Forum why business leaders are so afraid of Trump. Mr. Dimon defended himself by dodging the question with Shrek like dexterity.
Breaking News: Tech
Mark Zuckerberg sets a new world record for 127 days consecutively without blinking.
When asked for comment, he said “that’s nothing. On my home world we don’t even have world records to keep track of our blepharospasmic nictitation.”
Mark Zuckerberg sets a new world record for 127 days consecutively without blinking.
When asked for comment, he said “that’s nothing. On my home world we don’t even have world records to keep track of our blepharospasmic nictitation.”
January 22, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Breaking News: Tech
Mark Zuckerberg sets a new world record for 127 days consecutively without blinking.
When asked for comment, he said “that’s nothing. On my home world we don’t even have world records to keep track of our blepharospasmic nictitation.”
Mark Zuckerberg sets a new world record for 127 days consecutively without blinking.
When asked for comment, he said “that’s nothing. On my home world we don’t even have world records to keep track of our blepharospasmic nictitation.”
Breaking News: Politics
Reports suggest that Trump has reached an agreement on Greenland. We were able to confirm that there had been a settlement with Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen once he was pulled back over the balcony he was forced to hang over.
Reports suggest that Trump has reached an agreement on Greenland. We were able to confirm that there had been a settlement with Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen once he was pulled back over the balcony he was forced to hang over.
January 21, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Breaking News: Politics
Reports suggest that Trump has reached an agreement on Greenland. We were able to confirm that there had been a settlement with Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen once he was pulled back over the balcony he was forced to hang over.
Reports suggest that Trump has reached an agreement on Greenland. We were able to confirm that there had been a settlement with Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen once he was pulled back over the balcony he was forced to hang over.
Breaking News: Tech
We pushed the limits of Grok AI and asked it to create an image of Elon Musk as a nazi.
But instead it just showed us a video of Trumps 2nd inauguration where he did a nazi salute. Then asked us if we knew that this already existed.
We pushed the limits of Grok AI and asked it to create an image of Elon Musk as a nazi.
But instead it just showed us a video of Trumps 2nd inauguration where he did a nazi salute. Then asked us if we knew that this already existed.
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Breaking News: Tech
We pushed the limits of Grok AI and asked it to create an image of Elon Musk as a nazi.
But instead it just showed us a video of Trumps 2nd inauguration where he did a nazi salute. Then asked us if we knew that this already existed.
We pushed the limits of Grok AI and asked it to create an image of Elon Musk as a nazi.
But instead it just showed us a video of Trumps 2nd inauguration where he did a nazi salute. Then asked us if we knew that this already existed.
Breaking News: Politics
President Trump on receiving the Noble Peace Prize from Machado started to pick at it.
When asked about it he said “I’m want to take foil off so I can eat the chocolate inside.”
President Trump on receiving the Noble Peace Prize from Machado started to pick at it.
When asked about it he said “I’m want to take foil off so I can eat the chocolate inside.”
January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Breaking News: Politics
President Trump on receiving the Noble Peace Prize from Machado started to pick at it.
When asked about it he said “I’m want to take foil off so I can eat the chocolate inside.”
President Trump on receiving the Noble Peace Prize from Machado started to pick at it.
When asked about it he said “I’m want to take foil off so I can eat the chocolate inside.”
Breaking News: Science
Study shows that people who celebrate their pets birthdays have too much raw animal magnetism.
That’s what one scientist told his mother to explain why they were being ignored by the opposite sex.
Study shows that people who celebrate their pets birthdays have too much raw animal magnetism.
That’s what one scientist told his mother to explain why they were being ignored by the opposite sex.
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Breaking News: Science
Study shows that people who celebrate their pets birthdays have too much raw animal magnetism.
That’s what one scientist told his mother to explain why they were being ignored by the opposite sex.
Study shows that people who celebrate their pets birthdays have too much raw animal magnetism.
That’s what one scientist told his mother to explain why they were being ignored by the opposite sex.
Breaking News: Tech
The history of Apple strict security started the day someone took an unwelcome bite out of the logo.
The history of Apple strict security started the day someone took an unwelcome bite out of the logo.
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Breaking News: Tech
The history of Apple strict security started the day someone took an unwelcome bite out of the logo.
The history of Apple strict security started the day someone took an unwelcome bite out of the logo.
Breaking News: Entertainment
Will Smith’s new show Pole to Pole is an outdoor adventure where he experience the world. A Bel Air multi-millionaires proves he’s not weird, gets paid to go around the world and avoids any kind of family interaction. The first episode is Denial a river in Egypt.
Will Smith’s new show Pole to Pole is an outdoor adventure where he experience the world. A Bel Air multi-millionaires proves he’s not weird, gets paid to go around the world and avoids any kind of family interaction. The first episode is Denial a river in Egypt.
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Breaking News: Entertainment
Will Smith’s new show Pole to Pole is an outdoor adventure where he experience the world. A Bel Air multi-millionaires proves he’s not weird, gets paid to go around the world and avoids any kind of family interaction. The first episode is Denial a river in Egypt.
Will Smith’s new show Pole to Pole is an outdoor adventure where he experience the world. A Bel Air multi-millionaires proves he’s not weird, gets paid to go around the world and avoids any kind of family interaction. The first episode is Denial a river in Egypt.
Breaking News: Politics
The Clinton were supposed to talk about the Epstein file.
The House’s oversight committee sent a subpoena but the Clinton’s never came, sending 8 page’s on why they’re not coming.
In the letter, 68% was redacted and 22% had images of Trump with Ivanka hugging.
The Clinton were supposed to talk about the Epstein file.
The House’s oversight committee sent a subpoena but the Clinton’s never came, sending 8 page’s on why they’re not coming.
In the letter, 68% was redacted and 22% had images of Trump with Ivanka hugging.
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Breaking News: Politics
The Clinton were supposed to talk about the Epstein file.
The House’s oversight committee sent a subpoena but the Clinton’s never came, sending 8 page’s on why they’re not coming.
In the letter, 68% was redacted and 22% had images of Trump with Ivanka hugging.
The Clinton were supposed to talk about the Epstein file.
The House’s oversight committee sent a subpoena but the Clinton’s never came, sending 8 page’s on why they’re not coming.
In the letter, 68% was redacted and 22% had images of Trump with Ivanka hugging.
Breaking News: Tech
The Trump administration's ask Grok AI to help craft a defense for Elon Musk's and Grok.
The Trump administration's ask Grok AI to help craft a defense for Elon Musk's and Grok.
January 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Breaking News: Tech
The Trump administration's ask Grok AI to help craft a defense for Elon Musk's and Grok.
The Trump administration's ask Grok AI to help craft a defense for Elon Musk's and Grok.
Breaking News: Politics
Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Breaking News: Politics
Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
Donald Trump promises to take Greenland for the United States with negotiation talks with the prime minister. While holding a copy of The Art of the Deal, he is following Rule 7: When negotiations stall and your opponent wont budge. Nothing trumps a military coup and forceful regime change.
January 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Donald Trump promises to take Greenland for the United States with negotiation talks with the prime minister. While holding a copy of The Art of the Deal, he is following Rule 7: When negotiations stall and your opponent wont budge. Nothing trumps a military coup and forceful regime change.