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A new article from @theimplicationnews.bsky.social has dropped. This time we asked the Feds to answer the question “what is the sound of one hand investigating?”
The answer may surprise you.
The answer may surprise you.
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
A new article from @theimplicationnews.bsky.social has dropped. This time we asked the Feds to answer the question “what is the sound of one hand investigating?”
The answer may surprise you.
The answer may surprise you.
Breaking News: Science
Study shows that people who celebrate their pets birthdays have too much raw animal magnetism.
That’s what one scientist told his mother to explain why they were being ignored by the opposite sex.
Study shows that people who celebrate their pets birthdays have too much raw animal magnetism.
That’s what one scientist told his mother to explain why they were being ignored by the opposite sex.
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Breaking News: Science
Study shows that people who celebrate their pets birthdays have too much raw animal magnetism.
That’s what one scientist told his mother to explain why they were being ignored by the opposite sex.
Study shows that people who celebrate their pets birthdays have too much raw animal magnetism.
That’s what one scientist told his mother to explain why they were being ignored by the opposite sex.
Breaking News: Tech
The history of Apple strict security started the day someone took an unwelcome bite out of the logo.
The history of Apple strict security started the day someone took an unwelcome bite out of the logo.
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Breaking News: Tech
The history of Apple strict security started the day someone took an unwelcome bite out of the logo.
The history of Apple strict security started the day someone took an unwelcome bite out of the logo.
Breaking News: Entertainment
Will Smith’s new show Pole to Pole is an outdoor adventure where he experience the world. A Bel Air multi-millionaires proves he’s not weird, gets paid to go around the world and avoids any kind of family interaction. The first episode is Denial a river in Egypt.
Will Smith’s new show Pole to Pole is an outdoor adventure where he experience the world. A Bel Air multi-millionaires proves he’s not weird, gets paid to go around the world and avoids any kind of family interaction. The first episode is Denial a river in Egypt.
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Breaking News: Entertainment
Will Smith’s new show Pole to Pole is an outdoor adventure where he experience the world. A Bel Air multi-millionaires proves he’s not weird, gets paid to go around the world and avoids any kind of family interaction. The first episode is Denial a river in Egypt.
Will Smith’s new show Pole to Pole is an outdoor adventure where he experience the world. A Bel Air multi-millionaires proves he’s not weird, gets paid to go around the world and avoids any kind of family interaction. The first episode is Denial a river in Egypt.
Breaking News: Politics
The Clinton were supposed to talk about the Epstein file.
The House’s oversight committee sent a subpoena but the Clinton’s never came, sending 8 page’s on why they’re not coming.
In the letter, 68% was redacted and 22% had images of Trump with Ivanka hugging.
The Clinton were supposed to talk about the Epstein file.
The House’s oversight committee sent a subpoena but the Clinton’s never came, sending 8 page’s on why they’re not coming.
In the letter, 68% was redacted and 22% had images of Trump with Ivanka hugging.
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Breaking News: Politics
The Clinton were supposed to talk about the Epstein file.
The House’s oversight committee sent a subpoena but the Clinton’s never came, sending 8 page’s on why they’re not coming.
In the letter, 68% was redacted and 22% had images of Trump with Ivanka hugging.
The Clinton were supposed to talk about the Epstein file.
The House’s oversight committee sent a subpoena but the Clinton’s never came, sending 8 page’s on why they’re not coming.
In the letter, 68% was redacted and 22% had images of Trump with Ivanka hugging.
Breaking News: Tech
The Trump administration's ask Grok AI to help craft a defense for Elon Musk's and Grok.
The Trump administration's ask Grok AI to help craft a defense for Elon Musk's and Grok.
January 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Breaking News: Tech
The Trump administration's ask Grok AI to help craft a defense for Elon Musk's and Grok.
The Trump administration's ask Grok AI to help craft a defense for Elon Musk's and Grok.
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January 13, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Reminder to our readers, The Implication has a Substack. Right now all news article are free to read. Please come and subscribe or follow.
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PS - if you’re looking for any print additions we still have a print copies. But they’re in the basement and it’s too scary to go down there.
Thank you.
PS - if you’re looking for any print additions we still have a print copies. But they’re in the basement and it’s too scary to go down there.
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January 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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found mjölnir on freecycle but it's pickup only 🙄
January 12, 2026 at 3:29 PM
found mjölnir on freecycle but it's pickup only 🙄
The newest article from @theimplicationnews.bsky.social is out now at our Substack. Have you ever wanted to know what it’s like in military combat?
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Ok, um. Well, shit. We have something like that anyway. Come and read it.
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January 12, 2026 at 8:00 AM
The newest article from @theimplicationnews.bsky.social is out now at our Substack. Have you ever wanted to know what it’s like in military combat?
No.
Ok, um. Well, shit. We have something like that anyway. Come and read it.
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Ok, um. Well, shit. We have something like that anyway. Come and read it.
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Get that vengeance, girl
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Get that vengeance, girl
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January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly https://theonion.com/caleb-williams-signals-boisterous-chicago-home-crowd-to-eat-less-loudly/
January 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly https://theonion.com/caleb-williams-signals-boisterous-chicago-home-crowd-to-eat-less-loudly/
Breaking News: Politics
Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Breaking News: Politics
Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
Trump to hosts Trump-Kennedy Center event honoring the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to at the 2012 republican national convention.
We just published Amazon’s next big thing.
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January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
We just published Amazon’s next big thing.
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