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The Jester Crow
@thejestercrow.bsky.social
He/Him, Digital Exodist & Blundering Fool who Wandered from Over Yonder; Here for the Art, a Few Laughs and some Genuine Enlightenment from a few Good Souls; Socially-Rabid Greymouzzle & -

*Professional* Idiot
It feels like the world is bending as you rush past at insanely high speeds. There's a dynamic energy about it; a still-life that's anything but still.

beautifully conveyed
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
"The absence of evidence is not evidence of an absence."
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
If you're *really* clever you come up with a banger theme THEN weave the most recognizable hooks & chords from it into the rest of the OST.

You tie it all together
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
How Dio'd you know?
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
And that's what made it so brilliant!

Looting & using a weapon is so basic & bog-standard you don't even think about it. But they had the artist insight to do something so fabulous & unexpected with the design. It fit & stood out!

like scuba gear made from vacuum cleaner parts & a welding mask!
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
"Blue Chevrolet" shoulda been a #1 topper on the Billboard charts; pure classic rockabilly Americana. And # s like "Baby's Liquored Up" were like the grown-up version of Weird Al.
January 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
He was great, along with Cement Pond. But The Beat Farmers and Country Dick Montana just stole it & ran with it for me. I've got "Van Go", "Viking Lullabys", and even the "Loud & Ploughed" live album.

God, what a tragedy. Bands that shoulda gone huge but got cut at the knees -
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The "turd minions" and their overlord, "Ass-Face".

Also had dynamite crossbow arrows, alien arm guns (arm included), and the twin-barrel bra gun machine gun with athletic wire-support & extra padding for comfort on-the-go. It was very accurate.

Oh- the sawblades could bounce & boomerang.
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Forgotten gem with an insane OST. Not just good songs, but songs that were a perfect fit for the game.

Only real miss were the boss fights - too few and either too fast & forgettable or too insane to be enjoyable. But everything in-between was ace, especially all the secrets!

so
many
secrets!
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Slower than molasses in January!!
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 AM
“Oh, by-the-by, they didnt have the sour blue sugar-bears you wanted, so here’s a chocolate rose”

pulls rose from inside jacket & tosses over shoulder to stunned onlooker

exits stage right w-swagger & strut

hat suddenly tips forward & a small frog leaps out, snaps rose in mouth & hops away

🐸🌹
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
“What? oh, the bike?” he rolls his eyes

“Dont be a bore; it’s run on A-I. Whaddya take me for?”
Loud screech followed by explosion lighting up the background behind him.

*sigh*

“Well i didnt say i paid for the subscription, now did i?”
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Twists to ride side-saddle (tokes) before casually stepping-off to an effortless 10-point landing

Bike speeds off-screen doing a wheelie

He smacks the bottleneck on nearby lamppost;
raises his hands high, declares

“Im HEEERRRE!”

- champagne sprays everywhere

“You missed me of course!”
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Rad bike enters stage left @ high speed

Rider- man, thin, sharp features, debonaire w-dark curly hair, casual formal dinner jacket -open, no tie- top-hat & stiletto heels

Champagne bottle in 1 hand, cig holder in left w-roach

devil’s smile

rides nonchalantly w-no hands on the bars
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Britain & France -today

July 1962 -yesterday

Does the dread clock move?
January 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
power

the frustration of not having it +

anger at those they deem 'beneath them' who supposedly do
January 5, 2026 at 7:08 AM
This might just be silly me, but i am absolutely entranced at how you managed to take a black dress, a black hat & a black cat and make them pop from an equally black background. I also love how the ‘skin mosaic’ shifts from dark red to white/green to draw your eyes to her face.

Just wow -
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 AM
It's the circular "eyes" that make it pop and convey the message that the viewer is being watched, examined ... interrogated under a silent glare. It projects the energy of hostile scrutiny, of menace boiling in the background & you - lonely you - are the sole target.

Excellent work -
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM