Jimmy
@thejimperor.bsky.social
A fan of Marvel, science fiction, democracy, and using humor to cope with societal collapse. Aliens, I tried to avoid all of this.
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Two MAGA POS getting knocked out might be the best 2 day run of 2025. That is both a celebration of the knockouts and an indictment of 2025
December 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Two MAGA POS getting knocked out might be the best 2 day run of 2025. That is both a celebration of the knockouts and an indictment of 2025
Really shocked that the DOJ run by a criminal is breaking a law in order to cover up the other crimes committed by that same criminal
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Really shocked that the DOJ run by a criminal is breaking a law in order to cover up the other crimes committed by that same criminal
Only an asshole uses Twitter’s new name. Same goes for the Kennedy Center’s name.
December 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Only an asshole uses Twitter’s new name. Same goes for the Kennedy Center’s name.
USA Today giving @nytpitchbot.bsky.social a run for its money
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
USA Today giving @nytpitchbot.bsky.social a run for its money
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Calling the last 10 years the “Jared Letofication of America.” We’re just continually getting things we don’t want in the slightest for no other reason than like 17 very rich people want it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Calling the last 10 years the “Jared Letofication of America.” We’re just continually getting things we don’t want in the slightest for no other reason than like 17 very rich people want it.
Does anyone know how the invasion of Venezuela is going to affect the new ballroom? Any journalist want to get to the bottom of this very important question?
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Does anyone know how the invasion of Venezuela is going to affect the new ballroom? Any journalist want to get to the bottom of this very important question?
As someone who turned 16 two days before we invaded Iraq, I’m wildly surprised by Trump’s and the media’s lazy effort to the sell the invasion of Venezuela to us. No effort in the propaganda, just “We’re doing it so you assholes better be excited about it”
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As someone who turned 16 two days before we invaded Iraq, I’m wildly surprised by Trump’s and the media’s lazy effort to the sell the invasion of Venezuela to us. No effort in the propaganda, just “We’re doing it so you assholes better be excited about it”
If I were a Boomer, it would haunt me how often Millenials and Gen Z make jokes about how great it would be if the world just ended right now
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If I were a Boomer, it would haunt me how often Millenials and Gen Z make jokes about how great it would be if the world just ended right now
Trump’s Rob Reiner rant reveals a deeper problem. Trump, his goons in the media, and his GOP bootlickers want every event in the U.S. to be understood in context of Trump as an idea. The media is trying to cement him as an inescapable cult of personality that permeates every facet of our lives
December 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Trump’s Rob Reiner rant reveals a deeper problem. Trump, his goons in the media, and his GOP bootlickers want every event in the U.S. to be understood in context of Trump as an idea. The media is trying to cement him as an inescapable cult of personality that permeates every facet of our lives
Every day, I wake up and I see the dumbest thing I have ever seen on the news. And apparently we’re just going to live like this forever.
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Every day, I wake up and I see the dumbest thing I have ever seen on the news. And apparently we’re just going to live like this forever.
Men who do those “Men used to go to war for a woman like this” are the dumbest creeps to have ever dumbly creeped. Literally no war was over a woman, and if you say Helen of Troy, I’m gonna throw something at you
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Men who do those “Men used to go to war for a woman like this” are the dumbest creeps to have ever dumbly creeped. Literally no war was over a woman, and if you say Helen of Troy, I’m gonna throw something at you
To expand on an earlier post, the Disney-OpenAI deal will be seen as the day Disney signed its own death warrant. Prepare for it to be owned by something else in 10 years’ time.
December 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
To expand on an earlier post, the Disney-OpenAI deal will be seen as the day Disney signed its own death warrant. Prepare for it to be owned by something else in 10 years’ time.
Puzzled by Disney’s move here because OpenAI’s business model depends on copyright law going up in flames, while Disney’s entire value is based on its IP. I’m sure they won’t live to regret this at all
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Puzzled by Disney’s move here because OpenAI’s business model depends on copyright law going up in flames, while Disney’s entire value is based on its IP. I’m sure they won’t live to regret this at all
I don’t know if there’s been an emptier suit than Marco Rubio
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I don’t know if there’s been an emptier suit than Marco Rubio
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Not even bothering with the drug cartel stuff, just “Come look at my latest war crime”
Not even bothering with the drug cartel stuff, just “Come look at my latest war crime”
Follow live: US seizes tanker near Venezuela, Trump says
The US president said the tanker was the
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December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Not even bothering with the drug cartel stuff, just “Come look at my latest war crime”
Not even bothering with the drug cartel stuff, just “Come look at my latest war crime”
I grew up with severe ankle pronation and flat feet. So bad that, when I was 8, the orthopedist invited all the residents to come gander because I was such a good example of it. I learned that day if a large number of doctors at looking at you, you have a very bad problem
Couple of things here:
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently
2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts"
3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring"
4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I grew up with severe ankle pronation and flat feet. So bad that, when I was 8, the orthopedist invited all the residents to come gander because I was such a good example of it. I learned that day if a large number of doctors at looking at you, you have a very bad problem
My take is that the people most excited about AI have the jobs that could be the most easily replaced right now by this junk we call AI
December 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My take is that the people most excited about AI have the jobs that could be the most easily replaced right now by this junk we call AI
GOP: “We believe in religious liberty!”
“As a Catholic, I’m relieved about that. It’s our duty to help the most vulnerable among us like immigrants, the poor—“
GOP: “I should kill you for saying that.”
“As a Catholic, I’m relieved about that. It’s our duty to help the most vulnerable among us like immigrants, the poor—“
GOP: “I should kill you for saying that.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
GOP: “We believe in religious liberty!”
“As a Catholic, I’m relieved about that. It’s our duty to help the most vulnerable among us like immigrants, the poor—“
GOP: “I should kill you for saying that.”
“As a Catholic, I’m relieved about that. It’s our duty to help the most vulnerable among us like immigrants, the poor—“
GOP: “I should kill you for saying that.”
@jasmineforus.bsky.social is one of maybe 3-4 Democrats I’m in any mood to donate to right now. By and large, the entire party has been about shockingly useless and feckless
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@jasmineforus.bsky.social is one of maybe 3-4 Democrats I’m in any mood to donate to right now. By and large, the entire party has been about shockingly useless and feckless
Not looking forward to the press characterizing 2025 as “unorthodox” or “Trump reconfiguring government” when it’s just been a lunatic destroying the last vestiges of American greatness while a gaggle of hyenas laugh and rip the copper out of the walls
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Not looking forward to the press characterizing 2025 as “unorthodox” or “Trump reconfiguring government” when it’s just been a lunatic destroying the last vestiges of American greatness while a gaggle of hyenas laugh and rip the copper out of the walls
The highly lucrative business model of taking something people like and making it worse has now evolved into putting something we hate into another thing we also hate. I’m sure they will somehow be bathed in money for this though
Google is on record denying this story, but we all know the question is not if but when, and also, if anything is going to make me less inclined to use "AI" than I already am, it'll be the attempt to shove ads into it
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EXCLUSIVE: Google Tells Advertisers It’ll Bring Ads to Gemini in 2026
The discussions mark the first time advertisers have heard directly from Google about monetizing its Gemini AI chatbot
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December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The highly lucrative business model of taking something people like and making it worse has now evolved into putting something we hate into another thing we also hate. I’m sure they will somehow be bathed in money for this though
So 2026 is gonna be this, right? Him just getting the KFC Awesome President Award or the Hobby Lobby Masculine Big Boy Awesome Wiener Prize
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
So 2026 is gonna be this, right? Him just getting the KFC Awesome President Award or the Hobby Lobby Masculine Big Boy Awesome Wiener Prize
Once again, @cnn.com being a “pick me” network for state media. Labeling a video where veteran lawmakers remind service members to refuse illegal orders, as required by law, as “controversial” is basically doing PR work for the fascists.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Once again, @cnn.com being a “pick me” network for state media. Labeling a video where veteran lawmakers remind service members to refuse illegal orders, as required by law, as “controversial” is basically doing PR work for the fascists.
Twitter is essentially a feedbag for this sad AI that’s forced to say that Elon Musk could have led the Browns to a Super Bowl and beat Albert Einstein in an IQ test, so he’s basically set up an internet cannibalism machine
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Twitter is essentially a feedbag for this sad AI that’s forced to say that Elon Musk could have led the Browns to a Super Bowl and beat Albert Einstein in an IQ test, so he’s basically set up an internet cannibalism machine