Joe
banner
thejoehansen.bsky.social
Joe
@thejoehansen.bsky.social
Aging punk, nonbinary unc. Gaming: @stardogweekend.bsky.social
Sad to hear about Dan McQuade. Great writer, great storyteller. Seemed like a good dude too who was loved by many.

defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
defector.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Gonna be collecting video game thoughts over yonder:
Haven’t rolled credits but after 45 hours over a month spent with the game, #PokemonLegendsZA is an upgrade from Scarlet in that it’s playable but a major downgrade from Legends Arceus.

Preliminary rating: 3/5. There’s fun to be had. It’s not broken, but it’s not what it could have been. #Switch2
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Reposted by Joe
Haven’t rolled credits but after 45 hours over a month spent with the game, #PokemonLegendsZA is an upgrade from Scarlet in that it’s playable but a major downgrade from Legends Arceus.

Preliminary rating: 3/5. There’s fun to be had. It’s not broken, but it’s not what it could have been. #Switch2
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Quality time.
December 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Umm, @akinomyaw.bsky.social said Donkey Kong Country has “ugly graphics.” We may need counseling to get through this one.
December 3, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free.

theonion.com/you-might-be...
December 2, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by Joe
the "an average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. an average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by Joe
Just learned about this wild 19th century Wilhelm Trübner painting titled “Caesar at the Rubicon”
November 22, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by Joe
The only viral tweet I ever had was this video of Wario punching Yoshi in the face
November 4, 2024 at 2:23 AM
My qualifications for being “Joe Rogan on the left”

- got the first name down
- bald
- not very tall
- or funny
November 9, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I guess you’d call me lucky that
they want to call me “sir.”
I’m not mad, I’m fucking tired
but you’ll always have my sword.
November 6, 2024 at 12:31 PM
If “#NintendoSwitch Online” will be on the Switch successor, then isn’t it safe to say “Nintendo Switch” will remain in the name somehow?
November 6, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I’m ready to call it:

Tonight, my last bit of sanity will officially go
November 5, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Just saw a guy wearing this hat in public???
November 22, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by Joe
HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU, my debut novel

All my preorder proceeds will go to the Trevor Project after 2/12/2024

payhip.com/shutdownfull... and elsewhere
November 22, 2023 at 3:56 PM
nightman
November 20, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Damn Bowser’s got a halberd this time.
November 19, 2023 at 11:08 AM
Things were better then.
November 17, 2023 at 4:25 PM
We USED to be a society.
November 11, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Joe
Omegle has ended its service with a brutal good-bye message
www.omegle.com
Omegle
www.omegle.com
November 9, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by Joe
I’m about to have a fucking stroke
November 8, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Needed a smile so I dipped into the Lego polybag stockpile tonight. Definitely delivered on the happy!
November 8, 2023 at 11:43 PM