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First and Last Egg, moved here after overhyped billionaire and new owner of my orginspace lost his ass and stopped paying my nests rent. Checked out the other overhyped billionaire space and it felt as artificial as the billionaires humanity.
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Okay, are honkies people who visit honky tonks?
Whoops he he
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
F1 having Gabis crash in the title sequence on f1.com is plain bonkers…
F1 - The Official Home of Formula 1® Racing
Enter the world of Formula 1. Your go-to source for the latest F1 news, video highlights, GP results, live timing, in-depth analysis and expert commentary.
f1.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If someone you know is using AI to do their job, remember to remind them they’re helping train their replacement.
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hulk Hogan is a real American in the fact that, like the real America, hulk hogan is dead.
July 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@tychobrahe.bsky.social Hey Jerry, you’re doing a great job and a lot of us see it. Love you dude and appreciate your efforts! 🙏🏻💜
May 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Today is day 1 of me wishing for Weird Al to write a mumble rap parody album.
May 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am in a mood today
May 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The fact that @hankgreen.bsky.social used an @skatunenetwork.bsky.social gif is everything I needed today
May 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I guess I should start being less horny on main here and using this as an actual social media app. What's good Bluesky?
April 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Dude LeBron James is a freak of nature. I’m fourty too but my body doesn’t work like that. Like I worked too hard on Thursday and I might die.
February 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Heh, I might be dying… here’s hoping I’m not!
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When the ramen is super tasty but also super oily
a monkey is holding a doll with the words it 's getting serious written below it
ALT: a monkey is holding a doll with the words it 's getting serious written below it
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
TSA is you see dude… no you didn’t
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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i need access to his weed
December 7, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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social.demcast.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
High thought of the day “do dogs think about the mouth feel of what they’re eating?”
December 6, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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39-year-old LeBron James is the oldest player in NBA history to record 4 straight triple-doubles.

The previous oldest player was 33-year-old Russell Westbrook.

A player over the age of 35 has never recorded 4 straight triple-doubles.
November 16, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Jesus Christ Jerry jones looks more like emperor Palpatine every day
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Watching the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight on my rich ex girlfriend’s parents Netflix account under her profile like a true socialist.
November 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
It did not in fact keep me from getting a new iPhone, so the advice was terrible.
I bought a set of AirPod pros with a lightning port cause they’re on sale and will convince me to hold off on buying the new iPhone and upgrade next year. Justification or sound financial planning?
November 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
I’m a true pioneer.
Okay, are honkies people who visit honky tonks?
November 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Okay, are honkies people who visit honky tonks?
September 7, 2023 at 5:17 AM
I bought a set of AirPod pros with a lightning port cause they’re on sale and will convince me to hold off on buying the new iPhone and upgrade next year. Justification or sound financial planning?
September 22, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Okay, are honkies people who visit honky tonks?
September 7, 2023 at 5:17 AM