Gabe Fernandez
@thelatinochild.bsky.social
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Tan hermosa la vida y tan pendeja la gente 🇵🇪 Award-Winning “San Francisco SFGATE Guy” Tips: [email protected] Signal: gabefernandez.95 he/him
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I spent an afternoon with the rapidly ascending Bay Area food influencer, and Warriors fan-favorite, Festus Ezeli to see him film an episode of his online food show "Festus Feasts," and talk about the inspiration behind this relatively new venture.
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The newest tastemaker in the Bay Area food scene is a Warriors fan favorite
Here's why you're likely to see Festus Ezeli at Bay Area food staples.
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ayoub.bsky.social
The IDF took 3D animations from the Scottish Maritime Museum, a cyberpunk project and other places to make shit up about Gaza, Lebanon and Iran and these were reproduced in international outlets for the past 2 years.

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jacksapoch.bsky.social
NEW: Since October 2023, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit has released dozens of 3D animations illustrating alleged Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iranian sites

The style is now unmistakable: satellite zoom-ins, black & white wireframes, and red-textured houses - a new visual language of war
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rodger.bsky.social
when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34
Wasn’t really sure what to expect from Chapel Bill. But after that drive, I have him as second best college coach I’ve ever seen, just below Saban.
thelatinochild.bsky.social
He has crossed the 350 mark and set a new goal
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zackhaber.bsky.social
Statement from Jerusalem Coffee House. Someone smashed a window of the Palestinian owned cafe Tuesday morning...
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BREAKING: Burger King workers are on strike in Oakland due to pregnancy discrimination.

The store cut our coworker’s hours because she is pregnant and asked for accommodations to ensure a safe pregnancy. 🧵

#UnionsForAll
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kissphoria.bsky.social
Man, if you're going to share a screenshot of the story and a screenshot of an X post of someone else sharing the story, just share the fucking link! wacobridge.org/2025/10/06/d...
thelatinochild.bsky.social
Read the blog that made a grown man (me) say “huh I thought she meant ‘dickmatized’” out loud at work today
drewmagary.bsky.social
I had to correct this review because I thought “ah!-matized” was a play on “traumatized” when it’s actually a play on “dickmatized,” which is itself a play on “hypnotized.” I now hate this song. Zero stars to Taylor Swift. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
Taylor Swift wrote a song about Travis Kelce's penis. Here is my review.
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary offers a deep analysis of "Wood."
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thelatinochild.bsky.social
Honestly really impressive to so confidently push this line of thinking
asharangappa.bsky.social
We’re in a moment now where it would be worth people taking three hours to watch Gandhi, particularly the scene of the salt march. There is value to making the brutality of your opponent so plain as day that no one can argue with it. The clarity of that brought down an empire
thelatinochild.bsky.social
Cam Ward should be allowed to excuse himself when he calls the rest of his team ass in postgame pressers
thelatinochild.bsky.social
my jaw still hasn't closed since this popped up on redzone
cjzero.bsky.social
Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.
thelatinochild.bsky.social
through five weeks, it's safe to say that god has abandoned the NFC West except for the 49ers, for some inexplicable reason
thelatinochild.bsky.social
Cardinals-Titans isn't "drunk," it's on multiple experimental hallucinogens...and also drunk
thelatinochild.bsky.social
Come to the Jeff Rosenstock/PUP show at the Fox Theater if u want an ass kicking
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reazlepuff.bsky.social
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
phillewis.bsky.social
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
A photo of Diddy
thelatinochild.bsky.social
what a fucking stop, how is this fucking team 4-1
thelatinochild.bsky.social
leftist meme vs. leftist meme playbook
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acosta32jp.bsky.social
Need Bill Raftery saying "WITH A KISS" after that one
thelatinochild.bsky.social
thank you to the fine people of Amazon for that slo-mo replay of Jones nearly puking his guts out