Strazberry Dinosaur
@thelazydino.bsky.social
Beginner DM. Expert Dice Goblin. Level 4 parent.
Me: let's start all the life changes in the same week!
Also me: crying
Also also me: no these things aren't related
Also me: crying
Also also me: no these things aren't related
September 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Me: let's start all the life changes in the same week!
Also me: crying
Also also me: no these things aren't related
Also me: crying
Also also me: no these things aren't related
It's almost July 15th, which means I'm in tears over the fact that my kiddo is turning 5 years old!!
July 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
It's almost July 15th, which means I'm in tears over the fact that my kiddo is turning 5 years old!!
Our 4 year showing us the bug he found in Hot Wheels Unleashed 2 (excuse the car alarm in the background)
July 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Our 4 year showing us the bug he found in Hot Wheels Unleashed 2 (excuse the car alarm in the background)
I ran my first in-person D&D session yesterday!
July 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I ran my first in-person D&D session yesterday!
Today I picked up a call at work from a CD Projekt Red studio. It was completely innocuous and unrelated to videogames but I'm such a fan! Kind of made my day a little hahaha 🥰
June 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Today I picked up a call at work from a CD Projekt Red studio. It was completely innocuous and unrelated to videogames but I'm such a fan! Kind of made my day a little hahaha 🥰
Our cryptid child (age 4) once told us that Siren Head was peeking in his window at night. It was okay because Siren Head is "a good guy" but it was, he admitted, bothering him a bit. Now we ask Long Horse every night to keep the other @slimyswampghost.bsky.social critters away so he can sleep.
May 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Our cryptid child (age 4) once told us that Siren Head was peeking in his window at night. It was okay because Siren Head is "a good guy" but it was, he admitted, bothering him a bit. Now we ask Long Horse every night to keep the other @slimyswampghost.bsky.social critters away so he can sleep.
Ugh. Don't get it twisted. We're not all blue in BC. We're just really good at splitting votes over here, apparently.
April 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Ugh. Don't get it twisted. We're not all blue in BC. We're just really good at splitting votes over here, apparently.
Introduce yourself with your top 5 #TTRPG picks
World of Darkness
Vampire: The Masquerade
Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy
Cyberpunk RED
Pathfinder
World of Darkness
Vampire: The Masquerade
Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy
Cyberpunk RED
Pathfinder
Introduce yourself with your top 5 #TTRPG picks
Vampire: the Masquerade
Hunter
Wraith
Changeling
Werewolf
(None of you should be surprised)
Vampire: the Masquerade
Hunter
Wraith
Changeling
Werewolf
(None of you should be surprised)
March 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Introduce yourself with your top 5 #TTRPG picks
World of Darkness
Vampire: The Masquerade
Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy
Cyberpunk RED
Pathfinder
World of Darkness
Vampire: The Masquerade
Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy
Cyberpunk RED
Pathfinder
My child is sick. Also Daylight Savings happened. I've already had to explain time, the cosmos, the seasons, and why the body needs sleep to feel better. "Why" is such a powerful question.
March 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My child is sick. Also Daylight Savings happened. I've already had to explain time, the cosmos, the seasons, and why the body needs sleep to feel better. "Why" is such a powerful question.
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Fuck it. Let’s run a give away. This dice box can be yours if you
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If you are live in Canada let me know and you get 3 entries. I got shipping. Giveaway ends on Sunday March 9th!
Good luck!
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If you are live in Canada let me know and you get 3 entries. I got shipping. Giveaway ends on Sunday March 9th!
Good luck!
March 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fuck it. Let’s run a give away. This dice box can be yours if you
-follow me
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If you are live in Canada let me know and you get 3 entries. I got shipping. Giveaway ends on Sunday March 9th!
Good luck!
-follow me
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If you are live in Canada let me know and you get 3 entries. I got shipping. Giveaway ends on Sunday March 9th!
Good luck!
A gift from a friend 🥰
March 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
A gift from a friend 🥰
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Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!
February 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!
I know a lot of people who write blogs. There was a time where I did the same but now I don't. I once heard that you should make your moves quietly. I worry about who or what I'm opening my windows to.
February 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I know a lot of people who write blogs. There was a time where I did the same but now I don't. I once heard that you should make your moves quietly. I worry about who or what I'm opening my windows to.
Imagine the Pope calling you out
February 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Imagine the Pope calling you out
So if they can just gut every department without checks and balances, does that mean the average person can also do what they want without checks and balances? Oh I forgot... the rules don't apply if you're rich.
February 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So if they can just gut every department without checks and balances, does that mean the average person can also do what they want without checks and balances? Oh I forgot... the rules don't apply if you're rich.
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We are doing a Bluesky giveaway for a Wisteria D20! To enter:
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We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, February 8th, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is international with shipping paid for by us, so good luck everyone!
🎲 Like
🎲 Follow
🎲 Repost this post
We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, February 8th, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is international with shipping paid for by us, so good luck everyone!
February 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We are doing a Bluesky giveaway for a Wisteria D20! To enter:
🎲 Like
🎲 Follow
🎲 Repost this post
We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, February 8th, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is international with shipping paid for by us, so good luck everyone!
🎲 Like
🎲 Follow
🎲 Repost this post
We will randomly pick and DM a follower on Saturday, February 8th, and they will have 24-hours to respond. This giveaway is international with shipping paid for by us, so good luck everyone!
We moved today. One last picture from the window of our old apartment. ❄️
February 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We moved today. One last picture from the window of our old apartment. ❄️
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As a thank you for getting me to 1k, let's do a giveaway for this 40mm tentacle chonk d20!
To enter:
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💜Winner pays shipping (worldwide except EU countries)
🚫No bots
‼️Ends Jan. 31
To enter:
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✨(optional) Tag a friend & tell me what kind of character would go with this d20
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‼️Ends Jan. 31
January 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
As a thank you for getting me to 1k, let's do a giveaway for this 40mm tentacle chonk d20!
To enter:
✨Follow me
✨Repost this post
✨(optional) Tag a friend & tell me what kind of character would go with this d20
💜Winner pays shipping (worldwide except EU countries)
🚫No bots
‼️Ends Jan. 31
To enter:
✨Follow me
✨Repost this post
✨(optional) Tag a friend & tell me what kind of character would go with this d20
💜Winner pays shipping (worldwide except EU countries)
🚫No bots
‼️Ends Jan. 31
I'm not in the US but watching all this is actually horrifying. Remember, if you saw something, no you didn't.
January 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm not in the US but watching all this is actually horrifying. Remember, if you saw something, no you didn't.
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we want our constructs and we want them ancient and misunderstood
January 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
we want our constructs and we want them ancient and misunderstood
From my 4 year old.
For motivation:
"I'm a big, strong, steam engine!"
When frustrated:
"Out the window!"
For motivation:
"I'm a big, strong, steam engine!"
When frustrated:
"Out the window!"
January 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
From my 4 year old.
For motivation:
"I'm a big, strong, steam engine!"
When frustrated:
"Out the window!"
For motivation:
"I'm a big, strong, steam engine!"
When frustrated:
"Out the window!"
Sick Kid 2025. Part 1.
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sick Kid 2025. Part 1.