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themaplewitch.bsky.social
The girl with the Garfield tattoo
@themaplewitch.bsky.social
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Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.
Smarter than I act online.

Overeducated and understimulated.

Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
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I’m assembling a team.
The guy who turned blue from taking too much colloidal silver
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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My horoscope made me mad
JAN 21 Trusting Yourself Your destiny is not tied to a relationship or a partner - you can take someone with you, but it's not necessary. Throughout your life, you'll be challenged to get comfortable being true to yourself and free enough to explore without distraction.
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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Found where your mom works
A store called “the head shed”
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Okay but depression looks good on me.
Me at the gym
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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This tweet from @samtrayter.bsky.social on the old site rings more and more true every passing day
@samtrayter you see jd v*nces tweets and fully understand why his mom traded him for some perc 30s
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Top 16 films of 2025, sort of in order.
16 movies
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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And a merry Christmas too
Same thing, but next to an aluminum Christmas tree
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Happy new years babies
Woman with red hair in a bun and green cat eye glasses wearing a sparkly red dress pulled up to show the lace edge of her fishnet stockings
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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2024 was bad so bad that I honestly thought it couldn’t get worse. 2025 was surprisingly worse. I honestly did not know how low the pit could go!

Despite it all I had some beautiful moments of sunshine peak through those clouds, but hey, once again, I’m just glad to be alive to see 2026.
The lights of California glowing from on top of Mulholland Drive Me posing with a Garfield statue dressed like James Dean My beautiful Millie A purple skirt with strawberries on it in the corner with two green legs and red shoes sticking out next to the shoes there is a chalk art that reads: IF YOU LOVE THE WRONG PERSON THIS MUCH. JUST THINK HOW BEAUTIFUL IT WOULD BE IF YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE.
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Oh so that’s why it’s so juicy and perfect.
Scientists say the size of your butt could be a hidden sign of autism The appearance of someone's rear end may reveal a hidden sign that they're dealing with autism, ADHD, or both.
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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The tags on this one are too good I had to hide it in the replies.
Snow! It Won't Be Long Before... 22 Dec 2025 by HistBuff White Christmas (1954) Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex, Bob Wallace/Judy Haynes, Philip Davis/Betty Haynes, Bob Wallace, Phil Davis, Betty Haynes, Judy Haynes, Big John - Character, Tall Tim, Stan, Old Tom, Big Bethlehem, Lorraine, Mina, Gang Rape, Undressing, Doggy Style, Table Sex, Interracial Relationship, interracial rape, Embedded Images, Music, 1950s, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Typical Sexism, Racist Language, Smut, Shameless Smut, Christmas, Kkk | The ku Klux Klan, American History, Foot Fetish, Underage Rape/Non-con, Train Sex, Breasts, Anal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Forced Orgasm, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Incest, Grandfather/Granddaughter Incest, Age Difference, Older Man/Younger Woman, Ass Play, Forced Kissing, Kidnapping, Cuckolding, Shame, Humiliation, Verbal Humiliation, Humiliation Kink, Situational Humiliation, Facials After a singing engagement in Florida, the famous Wallace and Davis have caught their train and are now spending time in the club car with the Haynes sisters, whom they met earlier at the Novello's. Little do they now their train is being targetted by an excentric hoodlum/millionnaire
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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… of course there’s white Christmas yaoi
You Were Always My and Will 09 Dec 2025 Always Be by Trickster_Angel White Christmas (1954) Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Phil Davis/Bob Wallace, Phil Davis, Bob Wallace, Period-Typical Homophobia, Military Homophobia, Military Inaccuracies, War, Coming Out, Top Bob Wallace, Bottom Phil Davis, Injury, Injury Recovery, Boys Kissing, Sex, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Matching Jewelry, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I Will Go Down With This Ship, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Nothing,!! need more of this ship, Inaccuracies, I wrote this while listening to christmas music Bob and Phil got a thing for each other, in the army, in the 1950's, they don't and won't admit it. Queer, hell no, never in their life. But they like each other, this will be about them finding out how to express themselves in the army, and mostly them after doing shows together, being able to express themselves more. No one needs to know what goes on in their room when they are getting ready for performances. And what friends don't go out for coffee, drinks, or getting fitted for suits? As life goes on, they can show their true self's a little more but we’ll get there! bury me six feet in snow by 12 Jan 2022 johnllauren White Christmas (1954) No Archive Warnings Apply, Phil Davis/Bob Wallace, Phil Davis, Bob Wallace, Judy Haynes (Mentioned), Betty Haynes (Mentioned), Period-Typical Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Canon Compliant, Arguing, Getting Together, Making Out He feels like he's lived his entire life squirreling around looking for places it was okay to shoot Bob an extra glance when he didn't think anybody else was looking, from the war to New York and the entertainment industry. And he thought he could live like that, thought he could make a life for himself in those in-between moments and consider it happiness enough. Bob was along for it, of course, though Bob was in this for money, for fame, for the joy of the spotlight, like he was supposed to be. Phil was the one with the secrets and the hidden agenda. last night i dreamt i was alone (tonight you kissed my soul) By still_here_probably White Christmas (1954) No Archive Warnings Apply, Phil Davis/Bob Wallace, Bob Wallace, Phil Davis, Light Angst, Smut, Internalized Homophobia, Post-Coital Cuddling, Oral Sex, First Kiss, Hopeful Ending, Mutual Pining Every memory of lack is a memory of desire. So if all you can do is remember what was missing, you'll spend your whole life wanting. That is, until you get what you've always needed. stick season by johnilauren 22 Dec 2022 White Christmas (1954) No Archive Warnings Apply, Phil Davis/Bob Wallace, Phil Davis, Bob Wallace, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, References to Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), Internalized Homophobia, Referenced/Implied Bed Sharing, me taking one look at bob: wow this guy can fit so much repression in him! Vermont is so quiet. Maybe the quiet has transformed Phil into a light sleeper, or maybe sounds in general are amplified due to the way he's otherwise blanketed in silence, but a few nights into their stay in Vermont, Phil is woken up by the sound of Bob moving around in his
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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poly people in a relationship: it's just so much more peaceful than rigid, duplicitous monogamy poly people in a breakup: URGENT PLEASE SHARE- Me and my co-partners are being hunted across state lines by Knife, the vengeful alter of our ex-wife
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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This meme is mostly for me, but I think it’s funny
when I'm in a Dating an emotionally avoidant person competition and my opponent is a horse girl with weak ankles that doesn’t even like them
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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It’s just striped thigh highs and cat ears
A cardboard box reading “egg supplies”
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Watching Almost Christmas
Say the line Bart!
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Christmas Evil in pictures, no spoilers.
Travis bickle A cat with a knife Villagers with torches Santa line up
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Hear me out, sexy who christine baranski
The who’s down in whoville we’re thots
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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boxd.it/bUA7yX
It is my dream to be so notorious in my neighborhood that all my neighbors sing a song about how much I suck.
The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992 **** Rewatched Dec 2, 2025 Scrooge: *exists* Muppets: THERE GOES MISTER ASSHOLE
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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This is me if you even care…
Sexy gremlin face Sexy gremlin body
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I stand by this
Love Actually 2003 ** Watched Dec 2, 2024 This movie contains the worst villain Alan Rickman plays in a Christmas movie and I am including die hard in that.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I did amazingly on my hair yesterday and this was the only pic I took 😫
Traci with her curly red hairs
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Hey you fuckers want some bad poetry ?! Well here you go. (It’s my bad poetry. Please be nice. Only I can call it bad)
I do love you, I can't change that I've never been good at letting things go The thought of you forgetting me terrifies me Don't you see, You exist in two places. Where you are and in my heart So just tell me you'll love me in another life if you don't have time for me in this one. Because I am willing to wait a million life times Just to figure you out.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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THEY DID. I CRIED
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM