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themaplewitch.bsky.social
The girl with the Garfield tattoo
@themaplewitch.bsky.social
Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.
Smarter than I act online.

Overeducated and understimulated.

Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
I’m assembling a team.
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My horoscope made me mad
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Found where your mom works
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Okay but depression looks good on me.
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
This tweet from @samtrayter.bsky.social on the old site rings more and more true every passing day
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Top 16 films of 2025, sort of in order.
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
And a merry Christmas too
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Happy new years babies
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
2024 was bad so bad that I honestly thought it couldn’t get worse. 2025 was surprisingly worse. I honestly did not know how low the pit could go!

Despite it all I had some beautiful moments of sunshine peak through those clouds, but hey, once again, I’m just glad to be alive to see 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh so that’s why it’s so juicy and perfect.
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The tags on this one are too good I had to hide it in the replies.
December 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
… of course there’s white Christmas yaoi
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
December 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
This meme is mostly for me, but I think it’s funny
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s just striped thigh highs and cat ears
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Watching Almost Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Christmas Evil in pictures, no spoilers.
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hear me out, sexy who christine baranski
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
boxd.it/bUA7yX
It is my dream to be so notorious in my neighborhood that all my neighbors sing a song about how much I suck.
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is me if you even care…
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Connect to your neighborhood with Nextdoor!
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I stand by this
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I did amazingly on my hair yesterday and this was the only pic I took 😫
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hey you fuckers want some bad poetry ?! Well here you go. (It’s my bad poetry. Please be nice. Only I can call it bad)
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
THEY DID. I CRIED
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM