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@themaplewitch.bsky.social
Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.
Smarter than I act online.
Overeducated and understimulated.
Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
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Smarter than I act online.
Overeducated and understimulated.
Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
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@themaplewitch.bsky.social
· Feb 15
“Crying at the Vonnegut museum” is going to be the title of my memoir
I have a coworker Who is a JW and she just explained to us that while she is not allowed to celebrate a holiday on the assigned date she is still allowed to cook a thanksgiving style feast a different day this week. Religions are nothing but loopholes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have a coworker Who is a JW and she just explained to us that while she is not allowed to celebrate a holiday on the assigned date she is still allowed to cook a thanksgiving style feast a different day this week. Religions are nothing but loopholes.
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I don’t see why we as a culture feel the need to continue to make a Christmas Carol after the Muppets completely aced it.
June 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I don’t see why we as a culture feel the need to continue to make a Christmas Carol after the Muppets completely aced it.
I dont know. Read my thread. I worked hard on my little story
This is not about taking a road trip, this is not about choosing a restaurant. There are no yelp reviews to help you decide. But the quality of McDonald’s keeps going down every year and you might never have a chance to try and find that café again.
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I dont know. Read my thread. I worked hard on my little story
METAPHOR TIME!
Imagine you’re on the highway, on a long road trip going somewhere. You’re starving, your stomach is grumbling, and you see that there is a McDonald’s up ahead. Then you see a sign for a cute café at the exit another 5 miles away.
Imagine you’re on the highway, on a long road trip going somewhere. You’re starving, your stomach is grumbling, and you see that there is a McDonald’s up ahead. Then you see a sign for a cute café at the exit another 5 miles away.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
METAPHOR TIME!
Imagine you’re on the highway, on a long road trip going somewhere. You’re starving, your stomach is grumbling, and you see that there is a McDonald’s up ahead. Then you see a sign for a cute café at the exit another 5 miles away.
Imagine you’re on the highway, on a long road trip going somewhere. You’re starving, your stomach is grumbling, and you see that there is a McDonald’s up ahead. Then you see a sign for a cute café at the exit another 5 miles away.
A Cuyahoga county card does this for you as well.
I use the nytimes cooking app everyday to pick recipes for dinner and you can too.
I use the nytimes cooking app everyday to pick recipes for dinner and you can too.
How to read the New York Times for free
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November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
A Cuyahoga county card does this for you as well.
I use the nytimes cooking app everyday to pick recipes for dinner and you can too.
I use the nytimes cooking app everyday to pick recipes for dinner and you can too.
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It may be the intervening decade talking, but season one of True Detective is so incredibly camp that it comes off as a prestige version of Garth Merenghi's Darkplace.
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It may be the intervening decade talking, but season one of True Detective is so incredibly camp that it comes off as a prestige version of Garth Merenghi's Darkplace.
Who wants to send me 500$ to take a puppet making class at the art school in town.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Who wants to send me 500$ to take a puppet making class at the art school in town.
Listen, I know it’s bad opsec to reveal how you look on the Internet but if you do not have a single picture of yourself in your media tab, I assume you’re ugly
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Listen, I know it’s bad opsec to reveal how you look on the Internet but if you do not have a single picture of yourself in your media tab, I assume you’re ugly
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that's the thing about 25 year old boys, I keep getting older and they keep wanting to fuck me
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
that's the thing about 25 year old boys, I keep getting older and they keep wanting to fuck me
Thought: Start an only fans! It’s fun! People pay you for nudes!
Reality: editing every pimple and stray hair on your ass for an hour.
Reality: editing every pimple and stray hair on your ass for an hour.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Thought: Start an only fans! It’s fun! People pay you for nudes!
Reality: editing every pimple and stray hair on your ass for an hour.
Reality: editing every pimple and stray hair on your ass for an hour.
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When the “queer friendly” housing says no AMAB on the application
July 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When the “queer friendly” housing says no AMAB on the application
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thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff
What’s fun about going to concerts alone is you can just push through the crowd like you know someone up front until you get close.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What’s fun about going to concerts alone is you can just push through the crowd like you know someone up front until you get close.
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a second they might be giants concert has hit the traci.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
a second they might be giants concert has hit the traci.
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love when tubi adds like a hundred more found footage horror movies and i get to go scroungin around for the MAYBE three watchable ones. get a nice little surge of that old dvd bargain bin feeling
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
love when tubi adds like a hundred more found footage horror movies and i get to go scroungin around for the MAYBE three watchable ones. get a nice little surge of that old dvd bargain bin feeling
“You are the perfect bug, the perfect bug, the perfect bug”
-Trent reznor if he was an entomologist
-Trent reznor if he was an entomologist
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“You are the perfect bug, the perfect bug, the perfect bug”
-Trent reznor if he was an entomologist
-Trent reznor if he was an entomologist
When the concert you go to doesn’t play any songs that make you want to cry <<<<
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When the concert you go to doesn’t play any songs that make you want to cry <<<<
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park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
park that car
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
drop that phone
sleep on the floor
The ticket girl at the theater even was like “coming back again?” When I entered my third film of the day.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The ticket girl at the theater even was like “coming back again?” When I entered my third film of the day.
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Here I dreamt I was an urban planner.
The Decembrists guy now looks like he could be a mutual angry about local zoning ordinances.
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Here I dreamt I was an urban planner.
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moral of The Chair Company is to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go to Ohio
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
moral of The Chair Company is to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go to Ohio
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Dating is so annoying. Guys will be like, "I'm working all weekend," and there's a good chance they're not even lying
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Dating is so annoying. Guys will be like, "I'm working all weekend," and there's a good chance they're not even lying