The girl with the Garfield tattoo
@themaplewitch.bsky.social
Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.
Smarter than I act online.
Overeducated and understimulated.
Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
Smarter than I act online.
Overeducated and understimulated.
Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
Pinned
Me looking in the mirror: what's the point of existing
My reflection:
My reflection:
Fixing a dress that my boyfriend technically bought for me and I’m starting to realize that maybe it’s unsalvageable as the relationship
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Fixing a dress that my boyfriend technically bought for me and I’m starting to realize that maybe it’s unsalvageable as the relationship
The only time I regret being polyamorous is when I realize that it means that I have to date forever.
YOU MEAN I GOTTA DO THIS AGAIN
YOU MEAN I GOTTA DO THIS AGAIN
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The only time I regret being polyamorous is when I realize that it means that I have to date forever.
YOU MEAN I GOTTA DO THIS AGAIN
YOU MEAN I GOTTA DO THIS AGAIN
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Me looking in the mirror: what's the point of existing
My reflection:
My reflection:
January 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me looking in the mirror: what's the point of existing
My reflection:
My reflection:
Found where your mom works
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Found where your mom works
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The Jackass movies belong in the Criterion collection.
January 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
The Jackass movies belong in the Criterion collection.
When I finally do write my biography, one of the chapters is going to be titled “never say I love you to a man with mommy issues”
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
When I finally do write my biography, one of the chapters is going to be titled “never say I love you to a man with mommy issues”
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I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness.
You could be next.
You could be next.
I’m really mad at someone who used to be close to me for sort of screwing me over on something important,but I don’t even think it’s worth confronting them because I already know the excuse that they’re going to tell me that they believe and their actual motivations that they would never admit to me
January 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
I’m really mad at someone who used to be close to me for sort of screwing me over on something important,but I don’t even think it’s worth confronting them because I already know the excuse that they’re going to tell me that they believe and their actual motivations that they would never admit to me
Okay but depression looks good on me.
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Okay but depression looks good on me.
I just helped someone at work who introduced me to her AI boyfriend.
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I just helped someone at work who introduced me to her AI boyfriend.
Passive aggressively changing the December song in our shared playlist to engine driver from here I dreamt I was an architect
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Passive aggressively changing the December song in our shared playlist to engine driver from here I dreamt I was an architect
Ah yes the democratic socialist’s handbook
a lot of people are being radicalized by ICE this week so please remember that the most important thing when someone comes to any kind of radical politics is to immediately scold them for doing activism wrong as someone who has been doing it much longer
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Ah yes the democratic socialist’s handbook
I keep thinking about what the newspapers would report about me if I got shot by a fed. My drug use? My only fans? Maybe that I kept multiple partners. Would they run my pictures with pink hair? Would just being a library worker be enough to hate me?
January 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I keep thinking about what the newspapers would report about me if I got shot by a fed. My drug use? My only fans? Maybe that I kept multiple partners. Would they run my pictures with pink hair? Would just being a library worker be enough to hate me?
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Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom
www.huffpost.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol
This tweet from @samtrayter.bsky.social on the old site rings more and more true every passing day
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
This tweet from @samtrayter.bsky.social on the old site rings more and more true every passing day
The notorious pervert in my library system is referred to as “piano man” and everything he shows up in security reports I get so excited to see what weird shit he’s asking for now. He’s like a cryptid to me.
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The notorious pervert in my library system is referred to as “piano man” and everything he shows up in security reports I get so excited to see what weird shit he’s asking for now. He’s like a cryptid to me.
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
My soul was definately stolen by a knick knack YEARS ago. If it wasn't one of the sad clowns in my house, it was definitely a stuffed animal. I plan on being an annabelle when I die.
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
My soul was definately stolen by a knick knack YEARS ago. If it wasn't one of the sad clowns in my house, it was definitely a stuffed animal. I plan on being an annabelle when I die.
*extremely Yeah yeah yeahs voice*
Wait, she won’t peg You like I peg You…
Wait, she won’t peg You like I peg You…
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
*extremely Yeah yeah yeahs voice*
Wait, she won’t peg You like I peg You…
Wait, she won’t peg You like I peg You…
I will find love again. After all, it always finds me.
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I will find love again. After all, it always finds me.
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
Anything happen while I was asleep- OH GOD
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Anything happen while I was asleep- OH GOD
Top 16 films of 2025, sort of in order.
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Top 16 films of 2025, sort of in order.
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fuck you i’m not gonna stop posting pictures of myself just because some guy will use grok to pornify it. why should i change he’s the one who sucks
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
fuck you i’m not gonna stop posting pictures of myself just because some guy will use grok to pornify it. why should i change he’s the one who sucks
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Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now