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@themaplewitch.bsky.social

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Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl. Smarter than I act online. Overeducated and understimulated. Co-owner and editor for With an X Books https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social https://www.withanxbooks.com/

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · Apr 14

Just a reminder while she may seem fun and carefree the other 25% of a manic pixie dream girl's life is depressive crying jags.

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 17m

Antifa, like steely Dan is lead by Donald Fagen and Walter Becker but otherwise a collection of studio musicians.

Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 4h

Antifa, like Steely Dan, is not really a group.

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 19h

Practicing non-ethical ethical non-monogamy by getting permission from my husband to only date men who are cheating their wives

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 40m

Love when a person who doesn’t believe in astrology is like a absolute stereotype of their sign

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 4h

"Oh, adhere to me
For we are bound by symmetry
And whatever differences our lives have been
We together make a limb"

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 5h

Too late

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 6h

If you’re a Tumblr teen from 10 years ago, any classic literary work can be secretly about gay longing if you really want it to be

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 6h

I mean, if you think about it with the right sort of doomed yaoi literary mind or you consider that maybe he was harboring a unobtainable crush instead of a vengeful hatred of the drunkard he could’ve bricked him up because he was bricked up

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 19h

Practicing non-ethical ethical non-monogamy by getting permission from my husband to only date men who are cheating their wives

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t stand Lakewood anymore lol

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

i know neither and feel old!

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

which for both

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think SHE knows either, just that it would be like "so smart" if she referenced a play

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

I work in a LIBRARY.

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

“The Fate of Ophelia,” does not seem to have any understanding of Hamlet. Swift admitted in a BBC radio interview that she “didn’t really need to reread [Hamlet]"

This girl thinks that she's an English teacher but you cant convince me that she has ever actually read Shakespeare

ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 1d

god damn this is brutal defector.com/taylor-swift...

No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector

The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...

defector.com

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

oh i had a boss who would use the term "money shot" for whenever something was good enough to show off

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

I just heard someone use the term “bricked up” to say that they were congested.

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit with that they won’t be able to see you either

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

Going through these waves where I occasionally feel like the worst woman alive but also feeling like I’m probably doing the right thing.

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 1d

if you really loved me you would step out of that circle of salt and stop chanting protection spells

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 2d

I am making big plans

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 2d

If fucking your wife is woke then call me antifa

Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 2d

Shout out to all those men in touch with their feminine side bravely fucking their partners

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 2d

Fellas is it gay to have sex?

GuyWhoNeverWenttoEpsteinsIsland @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 4d

Okay now we’re really poasting

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Trash Discourse @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 4d

I've actually made a lot of friends by being a huge bitch. I think you guys must just be doing it wrong.

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Baba yogurt @themaplewitch.bsky.social · 4d

When pop music says something like “when I’m older maybe I’ll calm down“ and I’m just like NO NO YOU WON’T. I’m almost 40 and yet I still love so very very deeply.