The girl with the Garfield tattoo
@themaplewitch.bsky.social
Retired Manic Pixie Dreamgirl.
Smarter than I act online.
Overeducated and understimulated.
Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
Smarter than I act online.
Overeducated and understimulated.
Co-owner and editor for With an X Books
https://bsky.app/profile/withanxbooks.bsky.social
https://www.withanxbooks.com/
That’s me.
January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
That’s me.
Ah yes, but I have the heart of a poaster.
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Ah yes, but I have the heart of a poaster.
Sorry. I’m currently going through it.
January 18, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Sorry. I’m currently going through it.
I thought it said white Christmas at first and I was like good. I can’t stand that movie.
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I thought it said white Christmas at first and I was like good. I can’t stand that movie.
I AM SIMPLY TOO OLD TO YEARN LIKE THIS.
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I AM SIMPLY TOO OLD TO YEARN LIKE THIS.
It absolutely fucked up my memory space by the way
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 AM
It absolutely fucked up my memory space by the way
I’m sorry, but the antichrist actually calling himself MrBeast was just too on the nose for me to believe at first
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I’m sorry, but the antichrist actually calling himself MrBeast was just too on the nose for me to believe at first
No, I want somebody whose children are going to try to write me out of the will
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
No, I want somebody whose children are going to try to write me out of the will
Anything is more than zero
January 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Anything is more than zero
Younger men are also thirsty as fuck for older women. It’s crazy out there.
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Younger men are also thirsty as fuck for older women. It’s crazy out there.
I have met some of the sweetest ENM men in their 40s. All very educated and sweet people. Attentive lovers. You can’t get that at 27.
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I have met some of the sweetest ENM men in their 40s. All very educated and sweet people. Attentive lovers. You can’t get that at 27.
I hear they have unionized
January 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I hear they have unionized
I think I spotted this one in Toledo?
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I think I spotted this one in Toledo?
Mine made things WORSE
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Mine made things WORSE
Theo! things aren’t ever that bad
January 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Theo! things aren’t ever that bad
I like “beep boop”
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I like “beep boop”
All love is love EXCEPT computers.
We need a slur for AIs.
We need a slur for AIs.
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
All love is love EXCEPT computers.
We need a slur for AIs.
We need a slur for AIs.
Well, someone get Andy Samberg to shake some sense into him.
January 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Well, someone get Andy Samberg to shake some sense into him.