The Masked Poster
@themaskedposter.bsky.social
Masked Like ICE | Former On A Roll Student | Wrote for Cracked like, twice | I shamed Judas
What am I supposed to do with this
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
What am I supposed to do with this
Remember when Jared Leto joined the Morbius II meme train to try to salvage his reputation after the movie bombed, but it didn't work and no one found it charming because he didn't change the fact he's Jared Leto
December 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Remember when Jared Leto joined the Morbius II meme train to try to salvage his reputation after the movie bombed, but it didn't work and no one found it charming because he didn't change the fact he's Jared Leto
Since PWoT found me and there's a feed now, figured I'd ask something I've been curious about.
What has happened in your life since the forum closed down? It has to have been a decade by now, right?
What has happened in your life since the forum closed down? It has to have been a decade by now, right?
December 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Since PWoT found me and there's a feed now, figured I'd ask something I've been curious about.
What has happened in your life since the forum closed down? It has to have been a decade by now, right?
What has happened in your life since the forum closed down? It has to have been a decade by now, right?
nw the mummy for the first time
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
nw the mummy for the first time
Shout out to Tostitos marketing for calling them party size bags and not I'm going through it a little bit and just need something to nurse by myself for a few days leave me alone size bags
The self-checkout machine thinks that I'm super popular and have lots of parties, that's really nice
The self-checkout machine thinks that I'm super popular and have lots of parties, that's really nice
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Shout out to Tostitos marketing for calling them party size bags and not I'm going through it a little bit and just need something to nurse by myself for a few days leave me alone size bags
The self-checkout machine thinks that I'm super popular and have lots of parties, that's really nice
The self-checkout machine thinks that I'm super popular and have lots of parties, that's really nice
Really is depressing how putting "before: 2022" in your google images search makes google images usable again by removing hideous AI nonsense that has nothing to do with what you searched
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Really is depressing how putting "before: 2022" in your google images search makes google images usable again by removing hideous AI nonsense that has nothing to do with what you searched
Fundamentally don't understand why Dems give up when they can't pass something they know is needed. You don't stop talking about it, you focus on why it couldn't pass and continue doing everything in your power to keep the fight alive
Spanberger takes a swing at Mamdani:
"When she I said to her [Spanberger], you don't have a proposal for government run website or grocery stores on your website, she said, that's because I couldn't pass it...we have to not say we tried it and it didn't work."
"When she I said to her [Spanberger], you don't have a proposal for government run website or grocery stores on your website, she said, that's because I couldn't pass it...we have to not say we tried it and it didn't work."
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Fundamentally don't understand why Dems give up when they can't pass something they know is needed. You don't stop talking about it, you focus on why it couldn't pass and continue doing everything in your power to keep the fight alive
So like whoever makes a search engine that filters out AI bullshit, particularly images, is going to become a billionaire, right
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So like whoever makes a search engine that filters out AI bullshit, particularly images, is going to become a billionaire, right
Why is it acceptable in certain circles to use "rosebud" to refer to a butthole, but like, sexily
October 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why is it acceptable in certain circles to use "rosebud" to refer to a butthole, but like, sexily
Tried to join antifa but my local cell that was training militants fell apart due to an argument about whether Halloween is bourgeoisie propaganda and its replacement never got off discord because the polycule in the moderator team split up and fractured it. They only talked about Silksong anyway
October 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Tried to join antifa but my local cell that was training militants fell apart due to an argument about whether Halloween is bourgeoisie propaganda and its replacement never got off discord because the polycule in the moderator team split up and fractured it. They only talked about Silksong anyway
What is even the FUCKING point
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: DOWN TO POUND, SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: DOWN TO POUND, SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
What is even the FUCKING point
What is the point of Delaware
October 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What is the point of Delaware
This is funny but also barely satire because I saw an ad ON YOUTUBE that was an AI woman saying basically this, advertised no censorship, then immediately offered to "look like your ex or colleague"
October 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This is funny but also barely satire because I saw an ad ON YOUTUBE that was an AI woman saying basically this, advertised no censorship, then immediately offered to "look like your ex or colleague"
"In a free country, we wouldn't have X or Y thing that Trump did" posts are noise to me now after 10 years. It bears reminding, I guess, but it feels constant here, especially from resist lib types. That country is gone. We aren't free. We have to fight to be free again.
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"In a free country, we wouldn't have X or Y thing that Trump did" posts are noise to me now after 10 years. It bears reminding, I guess, but it feels constant here, especially from resist lib types. That country is gone. We aren't free. We have to fight to be free again.
Can I say something
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Can I say something
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I feel like blocking people after disagreeing with them and feeling like that’s really cool became such a trope on this website
September 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I feel like blocking people after disagreeing with them and feeling like that’s really cool became such a trope on this website
Moon larg
Moon b i g
moon big
September 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Moon larg
I got my wisdom teeth out late and I was very brave so it's my God-given right to refer to squirting the sockets with a syringe as douching my gumussy
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I got my wisdom teeth out late and I was very brave so it's my God-given right to refer to squirting the sockets with a syringe as douching my gumussy
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May 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Okay but like in certain places bluesky does have extremely obnoxious people who swarm you like flies if you speak against the Hakeem Jeffries / center-right Democrat party line and that's not great
September 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Okay but like in certain places bluesky does have extremely obnoxious people who swarm you like flies if you speak against the Hakeem Jeffries / center-right Democrat party line and that's not great
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When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
September 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because we thought it happened
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because we thought it happened
Yeah he didn't die of COVID but scrolling was still really fun that night and they'll never take that from me
August 30, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Yeah he didn't die of COVID but scrolling was still really fun that night and they'll never take that from me