Someone heard the terrible “Christmas is All Around Us” rewrite from Love, Actually (a song that is the butt of many jokes *within the film*) and found their calling

If Dr Cottom would like to release a sequel to “Thick” called “Thick for Christmas,” I, for one, will buy it

Dr Pepper is a woman, thank you and goodnight

(And to be clear, the women who reported that story and the victims who went on record for it ARE brave. The editors who sat on it for years while HW continued to harm people were cowards who deserved to lose their jobs)

This is how I felt when Harvey Weinstein finally went down. I have zero connection to Hollywood and even I had been hearing for a decade about his perviness and abuse. When the NYT finally stopped suppressing that story they expected us to congratulate them for their “bravery”

And that’s creep/pedophile excuse #1: “she [a literal child] came on to me”

It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie, but doesn’t he stop when the girl admits she’s a virgin? Like he doesn’t want to “spoil” her. By extension, then, if she’d been the “slut” he thought she was it would have been fine to fuck a teenager

I teach at a university and the street outside the on-campus precinct was a PARTY. It was so joyful. Every precinct should feel the same