Jonny
@themaybepile.bsky.social
Lapsed anthropologist, poorly dressed film maker & Northumbrian separatist.
Been some high profile robberies in Europe recently but £55m for this fella is the most audacious heist of the lot.
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Been some high profile robberies in Europe recently but £55m for this fella is the most audacious heist of the lot.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
'We're counting them down...'
September 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
'We're counting them down...'
The Vigorous Marvin shareholders win again! Truly 'building better, more Canadian worlds'.
September 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The Vigorous Marvin shareholders win again! Truly 'building better, more Canadian worlds'.
More than a touch of the Howard Moon's about Wor Nick...
September 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
More than a touch of the Howard Moon's about Wor Nick...
Half a billion spent, premier league champions, just signed the best striker in Europe and they are working themselves into a tizz miserably imagining what Nick Pope thinks about Luke Edwards latest piece. Genuinely baffling, surely got better/more fun things to do???
September 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Half a billion spent, premier league champions, just signed the best striker in Europe and they are working themselves into a tizz miserably imagining what Nick Pope thinks about Luke Edwards latest piece. Genuinely baffling, surely got better/more fun things to do???
They don't know what the word 'innately' means do they?
August 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
They don't know what the word 'innately' means do they?
£50million pounds better apparently. NUFC couldn't sell the idea of Christmas to 6 year olds at the moment.
July 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
£50million pounds better apparently. NUFC couldn't sell the idea of Christmas to 6 year olds at the moment.
'Hi, we're here to negotiate transfers on behalf of nufc...'
July 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
'Hi, we're here to negotiate transfers on behalf of nufc...'
Go on then football world, release nufc from the shackles of psr for a few years and let's see what happens. Bring. It. On.
July 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Go on then football world, release nufc from the shackles of psr for a few years and let's see what happens. Bring. It. On.
This is Lady Macbeth's 'Out, out damn spot!' speech google translated into Trumpian word salad.
July 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This is Lady Macbeth's 'Out, out damn spot!' speech google translated into Trumpian word salad.
Great to have competition for places, hopefully will drive our current set piece coach to achieve new levels of shithousery...
July 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Great to have competition for places, hopefully will drive our current set piece coach to achieve new levels of shithousery...
Fine by me if Howe is developing a more ruthless streak.
May 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fine by me if Howe is developing a more ruthless streak.
Hey, if you like bees 🐝🐝🐝 and natural history then a show I made with some great people is available to watch on Ch5 now. First time I've made a nature doc which has always been a dream, would love to make more about other critters.
May 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Hey, if you like bees 🐝🐝🐝 and natural history then a show I made with some great people is available to watch on Ch5 now. First time I've made a nature doc which has always been a dream, would love to make more about other critters.
I edited film and it won a really great award in Hollywood. If you want your films to win awards* hit me up!
Here's my website:
www.freshslicefilms.co.uk
Shout out to Abi Tedder for the real magic on this one.
*winning awards absolutely not guaranteed.
Here's my website:
www.freshslicefilms.co.uk
Shout out to Abi Tedder for the real magic on this one.
*winning awards absolutely not guaranteed.
May 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I edited film and it won a really great award in Hollywood. If you want your films to win awards* hit me up!
Here's my website:
www.freshslicefilms.co.uk
Shout out to Abi Tedder for the real magic on this one.
*winning awards absolutely not guaranteed.
Here's my website:
www.freshslicefilms.co.uk
Shout out to Abi Tedder for the real magic on this one.
*winning awards absolutely not guaranteed.
Couldn't handle the mighty Joe Willock though
April 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Couldn't handle the mighty Joe Willock though
Callum Wilson really should have got an assist for the shove in the back he gave Burgess to clear the way for Osula's header. The guy still knows how to shithouse.
April 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Callum Wilson really should have got an assist for the shove in the back he gave Burgess to clear the way for Osula's header. The guy still knows how to shithouse.
Tesla sales cratering, can't believe this sales pitch by two geniuses didn't work...
April 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Tesla sales cratering, can't believe this sales pitch by two geniuses didn't work...
The ancient prophecy has come to pass...the portal to the Gravy Realm will soon be opened by a naked Sam Allardyce riding an XL Bully
April 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The ancient prophecy has come to pass...the portal to the Gravy Realm will soon be opened by a naked Sam Allardyce riding an XL Bully
just an appreciation post for Joelinton's backheel nutmeg of Mbeumo in the build up to Isak's goal last night. post watershed behaviour.
April 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
just an appreciation post for Joelinton's backheel nutmeg of Mbeumo in the build up to Isak's goal last night. post watershed behaviour.
If this team ever gets into a title race that goes to the wire, the last 3 or 4 home games of the season will probably need some sort of UN peacekeeping force to keep the roads open #nufc
March 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If this team ever gets into a title race that goes to the wire, the last 3 or 4 home games of the season will probably need some sort of UN peacekeeping force to keep the roads open #nufc