The Meg “Bright Eyes” BitchWolf, RN
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I feel like the reboot of #VanderpumpRules is more like Southern Hospitality
It’s Real World Vegas. It’s lost the DNA of what the appeal and vibe was in order to make it new and shiny until it’s just sad
I don’t hate it. It’s just not VPR
It’s this…
It’s Real World Vegas. It’s lost the DNA of what the appeal and vibe was in order to make it new and shiny until it’s just sad
I don’t hate it. It’s just not VPR
It’s this…
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I feel like the reboot of #VanderpumpRules is more like Southern Hospitality
It’s Real World Vegas. It’s lost the DNA of what the appeal and vibe was in order to make it new and shiny until it’s just sad
I don’t hate it. It’s just not VPR
It’s this…
It’s Real World Vegas. It’s lost the DNA of what the appeal and vibe was in order to make it new and shiny until it’s just sad
I don’t hate it. It’s just not VPR
It’s this…
Reposted by The Meg “Bright Eyes” BitchWolf, RN
I live somewhere between “I’m a very sensitive soul” and “I said what tf I said!”
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I live somewhere between “I’m a very sensitive soul” and “I said what tf I said!”
I love walking my dog in the morning when it’s cold. Because honestly, he just wants to go to the bathroom so he can get warm again and I can go back inside
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I love walking my dog in the morning when it’s cold. Because honestly, he just wants to go to the bathroom so he can get warm again and I can go back inside
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
What’s he doing to those kids? Aside from the corny outfits?
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
What’s he doing to those kids? Aside from the corny outfits?
Radiologists: the people who really really abstain from saying everything “looks good”. They’re always gonna slip some language in about artifact, technical difficulty, need for follow up, or correlation with clinical findings.
They don’t use superlatives
They don’t use superlatives
*holding the radiologist at gun point*
ok now put it in my MRI report that my muscles are incredibly strong, all my organs are pretty, and my heart is pure
ok now put it in my MRI report that my muscles are incredibly strong, all my organs are pretty, and my heart is pure
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Radiologists: the people who really really abstain from saying everything “looks good”. They’re always gonna slip some language in about artifact, technical difficulty, need for follow up, or correlation with clinical findings.
They don’t use superlatives
They don’t use superlatives
I’m just imagining the thought bubble over Linda Hamilton’s head as she’s torturing Hopper is “pussy palace”
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’m just imagining the thought bubble over Linda Hamilton’s head as she’s torturing Hopper is “pussy palace”
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
TL:DR
You don’t let a predator back into their hunting grounds.
He is unchanged. The humble guy act was how he started abusing people in the first place.
He is unchanged. Everyone pretending otherwise is complicit
Femmes are not safe in standup with him there. Period
You don’t let a predator back into their hunting grounds.
He is unchanged. The humble guy act was how he started abusing people in the first place.
He is unchanged. Everyone pretending otherwise is complicit
Femmes are not safe in standup with him there. Period
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
TL:DR
You don’t let a predator back into their hunting grounds.
He is unchanged. The humble guy act was how he started abusing people in the first place.
He is unchanged. Everyone pretending otherwise is complicit
Femmes are not safe in standup with him there. Period
You don’t let a predator back into their hunting grounds.
He is unchanged. The humble guy act was how he started abusing people in the first place.
He is unchanged. Everyone pretending otherwise is complicit
Femmes are not safe in standup with him there. Period
Okay, I need to explain to white guys trying to make this happen why it’s not gonna.
I’m going to use all white comedians as case studies here to point out the differences. But they’re also the only ones who do shit like this… go figure…
We’ll start with why he had a career in the first place…
I’m going to use all white comedians as case studies here to point out the differences. But they’re also the only ones who do shit like this… go figure…
We’ll start with why he had a career in the first place…
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Okay, I need to explain to white guys trying to make this happen why it’s not gonna.
I’m going to use all white comedians as case studies here to point out the differences. But they’re also the only ones who do shit like this… go figure…
We’ll start with why he had a career in the first place…
I’m going to use all white comedians as case studies here to point out the differences. But they’re also the only ones who do shit like this… go figure…
We’ll start with why he had a career in the first place…
My dog likes to sleep In between my legs
Which makes me feel like my restless leg syndrome is an “us” problem now
Which makes me feel like my restless leg syndrome is an “us” problem now
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My dog likes to sleep In between my legs
Which makes me feel like my restless leg syndrome is an “us” problem now
Which makes me feel like my restless leg syndrome is an “us” problem now
I disagree. It’s on brand. These elite institutions have operated on name since existence. That’s what you pay for.
And EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSITY is guilty of under reporting and under punishing sexual assault. Especially when it’s a sports star who is accused.
So I think it’s very on brand
And EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSITY is guilty of under reporting and under punishing sexual assault. Especially when it’s a sports star who is accused.
So I think it’s very on brand
The legal, media, and academic institutions capitulating to an authoritarian ordering payments for favorable treatment are damning themselves to irrelevance. They are destroying their institutions. They will be — and should be — shunned for failing in their most basic purposes for existing.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I disagree. It’s on brand. These elite institutions have operated on name since existence. That’s what you pay for.
And EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSITY is guilty of under reporting and under punishing sexual assault. Especially when it’s a sports star who is accused.
So I think it’s very on brand
And EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSITY is guilty of under reporting and under punishing sexual assault. Especially when it’s a sports star who is accused.
So I think it’s very on brand
Even though I understand that I’ve always seen the optical illusion, and that he’s facing THE SCREEN my mind defaults to me seeing Crow looking at me
And if you didn’t know that’s an optical illusion, watch an episode but just tell yourself he’s looking at you
It’s yanny/ laurel…
And if you didn’t know that’s an optical illusion, watch an episode but just tell yourself he’s looking at you
It’s yanny/ laurel…
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Even though I understand that I’ve always seen the optical illusion, and that he’s facing THE SCREEN my mind defaults to me seeing Crow looking at me
And if you didn’t know that’s an optical illusion, watch an episode but just tell yourself he’s looking at you
It’s yanny/ laurel…
And if you didn’t know that’s an optical illusion, watch an episode but just tell yourself he’s looking at you
It’s yanny/ laurel…
An art
They did an art
They did an art
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
An art
They did an art
They did an art
That chilaquiles was spicy
And I am 🍃
And I ate more than I should’ve because I thought I was being overly sensitive because I’m 🍃
But my mouth won’t stop burning and I feel the path it’s taking through my guts as my IBS is RAPIDLY pushing this through
Pray for me
And I am 🍃
And I ate more than I should’ve because I thought I was being overly sensitive because I’m 🍃
But my mouth won’t stop burning and I feel the path it’s taking through my guts as my IBS is RAPIDLY pushing this through
Pray for me
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That chilaquiles was spicy
And I am 🍃
And I ate more than I should’ve because I thought I was being overly sensitive because I’m 🍃
But my mouth won’t stop burning and I feel the path it’s taking through my guts as my IBS is RAPIDLY pushing this through
Pray for me
And I am 🍃
And I ate more than I should’ve because I thought I was being overly sensitive because I’m 🍃
But my mouth won’t stop burning and I feel the path it’s taking through my guts as my IBS is RAPIDLY pushing this through
Pray for me
I just saw a commercial with incontinence pads for men. Showing them golfing.
Two things:
1) We have truly reached equality
And
2) They really will make any product “for dudes” won’t they?
Two things:
1) We have truly reached equality
And
2) They really will make any product “for dudes” won’t they?
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just saw a commercial with incontinence pads for men. Showing them golfing.
Two things:
1) We have truly reached equality
And
2) They really will make any product “for dudes” won’t they?
Two things:
1) We have truly reached equality
And
2) They really will make any product “for dudes” won’t they?
Best In Show is almost 30 years old. They’re JUST NOW giving out Busy Bees at the Westminster Dog Show
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Best In Show is almost 30 years old. They’re JUST NOW giving out Busy Bees at the Westminster Dog Show
Late to Real Housewives of Melbourne
I know nothing about this franchise besides people love it. I can see early on Gina is a star. But this cast is all insane. That’s the gag, right?
Andrea is DELUSIONAL writing a book about being an organized parent who uses 4 nannies
I know nothing about this franchise besides people love it. I can see early on Gina is a star. But this cast is all insane. That’s the gag, right?
Andrea is DELUSIONAL writing a book about being an organized parent who uses 4 nannies
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Late to Real Housewives of Melbourne
I know nothing about this franchise besides people love it. I can see early on Gina is a star. But this cast is all insane. That’s the gag, right?
Andrea is DELUSIONAL writing a book about being an organized parent who uses 4 nannies
I know nothing about this franchise besides people love it. I can see early on Gina is a star. But this cast is all insane. That’s the gag, right?
Andrea is DELUSIONAL writing a book about being an organized parent who uses 4 nannies
Listen, I will celebrate your holiday regardless if it’s mine. You want me to go to Diwali? Hell yeah! You’re celebrating EID? Cool! I hope you eat a ton of great food.
Bastille day? Tell me more
Guy Fawkes day? I love a bonfire night
Celebrations are the best thing we do. Enjoy your day folks
Bastille day? Tell me more
Guy Fawkes day? I love a bonfire night
Celebrations are the best thing we do. Enjoy your day folks
November 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Listen, I will celebrate your holiday regardless if it’s mine. You want me to go to Diwali? Hell yeah! You’re celebrating EID? Cool! I hope you eat a ton of great food.
Bastille day? Tell me more
Guy Fawkes day? I love a bonfire night
Celebrations are the best thing we do. Enjoy your day folks
Bastille day? Tell me more
Guy Fawkes day? I love a bonfire night
Celebrations are the best thing we do. Enjoy your day folks
Then that switches to Kendrick and Tribe
When no one else is in my office, I listen to Spanish language music and sing along loud
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Then that switches to Kendrick and Tribe
When no one else is in my office, I listen to Spanish language music and sing along loud
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When no one else is in my office, I listen to Spanish language music and sing along loud
I make smellscapes in my house
Anyone else?
Like, I want you to have a fully different vibe when you walk into a new room.
Oh, my bedroom is lavender sage or something? Well the living room is eucalyptus and pine.
I find that when I work from home I like scents for focus…
Anyone else?
Like, I want you to have a fully different vibe when you walk into a new room.
Oh, my bedroom is lavender sage or something? Well the living room is eucalyptus and pine.
I find that when I work from home I like scents for focus…
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I make smellscapes in my house
Anyone else?
Like, I want you to have a fully different vibe when you walk into a new room.
Oh, my bedroom is lavender sage or something? Well the living room is eucalyptus and pine.
I find that when I work from home I like scents for focus…
Anyone else?
Like, I want you to have a fully different vibe when you walk into a new room.
Oh, my bedroom is lavender sage or something? Well the living room is eucalyptus and pine.
I find that when I work from home I like scents for focus…
Last year at Christmas my son asked “So who did everyone vote for?”
I started cackling at the audacity since we knew who my uncle voted for. He got mad and threatened to go home
Except I was my uncle’s ride. So, go on I guess 😂
I started cackling at the audacity since we knew who my uncle voted for. He got mad and threatened to go home
Except I was my uncle’s ride. So, go on I guess 😂
I'm not this person I guess, I don't have any Republicans let alone MAGA in my life. The political is personal and vice-versa.
But here's some advice by the PodSave Bros...
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But here's some advice by the PodSave Bros...
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How to Handle Your MAGA Uncle at Thanksgiving (Without Ruining Dinner)
Some facts and messages for the inevitable, awkward political conversation over Turkey.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Last year at Christmas my son asked “So who did everyone vote for?”
I started cackling at the audacity since we knew who my uncle voted for. He got mad and threatened to go home
Except I was my uncle’s ride. So, go on I guess 😂
I started cackling at the audacity since we knew who my uncle voted for. He got mad and threatened to go home
Except I was my uncle’s ride. So, go on I guess 😂
My dog takes pills without issue
I mean I don’t have to hide them in anything
He just eats them
Can’t tell if dog pills taste better to dogs now or if my dog needs rehab
I mean I don’t have to hide them in anything
He just eats them
Can’t tell if dog pills taste better to dogs now or if my dog needs rehab
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My dog takes pills without issue
I mean I don’t have to hide them in anything
He just eats them
Can’t tell if dog pills taste better to dogs now or if my dog needs rehab
I mean I don’t have to hide them in anything
He just eats them
Can’t tell if dog pills taste better to dogs now or if my dog needs rehab
Totally forgot Scheana said that Katie needed to keep Rob’s name out of her “fat fucking mouth” on camera in season 6.
The body shaming is gross from the fakest ass bitch
Can’t stand her
#VanderpumpRules
The body shaming is gross from the fakest ass bitch
Can’t stand her
#VanderpumpRules
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Totally forgot Scheana said that Katie needed to keep Rob’s name out of her “fat fucking mouth” on camera in season 6.
The body shaming is gross from the fakest ass bitch
Can’t stand her
#VanderpumpRules
The body shaming is gross from the fakest ass bitch
Can’t stand her
#VanderpumpRules