John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
@themfnking.bsky.social
I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot.
私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。
https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。
https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
Pinned
I've been told I swear a fucking LOT. I'm very fucking sweary. Followers be warned!
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Tub & Blue: thegoldenbros
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Tub & Blue: thegoldenbros
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🤣🤣🤣
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The view out my back door right now. And the view inside. It's a crazy world lately, but this moment is pretty perfect.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The view out my back door right now. And the view inside. It's a crazy world lately, but this moment is pretty perfect.
If you aren't roasting your own coffee at home, do you even love coffee?
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you aren't roasting your own coffee at home, do you even love coffee?
What is it you cunt face?
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What is it you cunt face?
I didn't call home this Thanksgiving and my mom messaged today wondering why. How do I tell her it's because she voted for a rapist, is why?
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I didn't call home this Thanksgiving and my mom messaged today wondering why. How do I tell her it's because she voted for a rapist, is why?
Ariana Grande really became very bulimic, hasn't she? Goddamn, bitch, eat some food and don't throw it up already! You nasty looking now
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ariana Grande really became very bulimic, hasn't she? Goddamn, bitch, eat some food and don't throw it up already! You nasty looking now
I have been railing against social media's harmful mental health effects for YEARS and nobody took me seriously. To this day, I have a very strict "no social media" policy for my kids in my house. Now it's starting to become more main stream
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I have been railing against social media's harmful mental health effects for YEARS and nobody took me seriously. To this day, I have a very strict "no social media" policy for my kids in my house. Now it's starting to become more main stream
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
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Bluesky is the place to go post things you don't want anybody to see (because nobody, NOBODY will see it)
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Bluesky is the place to go post things you don't want anybody to see (because nobody, NOBODY will see it)
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Bitch, your skin burns super easily and you're like 10 times more susceptible to cancer just from being outside too long. Go ahead and tell me how you're "superior" because you're white
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bitch, your skin burns super easily and you're like 10 times more susceptible to cancer just from being outside too long. Go ahead and tell me how you're "superior" because you're white
Ariana Grande looks disgusting now. OMG, fucking eat something, bitch
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ariana Grande looks disgusting now. OMG, fucking eat something, bitch
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
Mike Johnson looks like every single closeted homosexual Christian that ever existed all at once in one person
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mike Johnson looks like every single closeted homosexual Christian that ever existed all at once in one person
I could watch this over and over all day
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I could watch this over and over all day