The Mike D
@themiked.bsky.social
I never saved anything for the swim back
I’m old enough to remember when Republicans would have given you a high five for having cocaine and machine guns
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I’m old enough to remember when Republicans would have given you a high five for having cocaine and machine guns
We are gonna run it. I’m just not going to send any people. Should work great.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
We are gonna run it. I’m just not going to send any people. Should work great.
Social media is fairly awful. Still not sure why we do it. There has to be more in life
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Social media is fairly awful. Still not sure why we do it. There has to be more in life
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
Today’s moment is so well set for great art to come forth. Great art is going to save us. Encourage the artists in your life to be bold & unafraid.
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Today’s moment is so well set for great art to come forth. Great art is going to save us. Encourage the artists in your life to be bold & unafraid.
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If russia was to invade us tomorrow, would republicans be on our side or on the russian side?
December 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If russia was to invade us tomorrow, would republicans be on our side or on the russian side?
RUN DMC - Mary, Mary (Official Video)
YouTube video by RUNDMCVEVO
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December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Someone guilty enough to have someone murdered in a jail cell to cover their crimes surely isn’t going to just release a bunch of files that prove their guilt if they have the power to prevent it. Duh.
December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Someone guilty enough to have someone murdered in a jail cell to cover their crimes surely isn’t going to just release a bunch of files that prove their guilt if they have the power to prevent it. Duh.
Idk about you, but personally I have no interest in a war with Venezuela.
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Idk about you, but personally I have no interest in a war with Venezuela.
It’s amazing how many things Biden is responsible for when Trump is not responsible for anything
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It’s amazing how many things Biden is responsible for when Trump is not responsible for anything
It bothers me when people say there is no logical explanation behind all this. There is. There absolutely is. Russia. It all makes sense in this context.
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It bothers me when people say there is no logical explanation behind all this. There is. There absolutely is. Russia. It all makes sense in this context.
Can someone do a health check on Benioff? Is he ok? He’s becoming #TechFetterman
Representing oligarchs as working class heroes is a new low…even for us.
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Can someone do a health check on Benioff? Is he ok? He’s becoming #TechFetterman
@magaziner.house.gov rocked it today 🤘
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
@magaziner.house.gov rocked it today 🤘
A real OG Republican would require cursive
At least while we are screwing over our allies around the world we will be doing it in an anti-woke font.
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A real OG Republican would require cursive
The cost of the cult is immeasurable
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The cost of the cult is immeasurable
There is nothing like a billionaire telling you there is no such thing as affordability
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
There is nothing like a billionaire telling you there is no such thing as affordability
For when you eat a chalupa the size of a horse
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
For when you eat a chalupa the size of a horse
If I’m ever elected President, on Day One I will issue an Executive Order demanding all Barry Sanders highlight clips be played in regular motion forevermore. Slo mo doesn’t do it justice, and justice must be served.
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If I’m ever elected President, on Day One I will issue an Executive Order demanding all Barry Sanders highlight clips be played in regular motion forevermore. Slo mo doesn’t do it justice, and justice must be served.
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"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
Donald Trump says I’m a fool.
I’m heart broken.💔
I’m heart broken.💔
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Donald Trump says I’m a fool.
I’m heart broken.💔
I’m heart broken.💔
Just for the record, lasers and razors are not the same thing. And it makes no sense for a razor to have focus.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just for the record, lasers and razors are not the same thing. And it makes no sense for a razor to have focus.
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David Clayton. NC-05
Watch him.
The breed of Democrat that is entering the political arena.
Watch him.
The breed of Democrat that is entering the political arena.
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
David Clayton. NC-05
Watch him.
The breed of Democrat that is entering the political arena.
Watch him.
The breed of Democrat that is entering the political arena.
MTG is far left 😂
lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
MTG is far left 😂
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Wow. There's so much more to come too. I never understood how people thought he was a good businessman. I mean, he's too creepy to even listen to never mind look at. He's been lying his entire life.
#Epstein
#Pinks
#ProudBlue
#Epstein
#Pinks
#ProudBlue
Epstein really knew Trump’s secrets. Here in this email, he explains how Trump made himself look like a businessman while doing nothing at all but lending his name.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wow. There's so much more to come too. I never understood how people thought he was a good businessman. I mean, he's too creepy to even listen to never mind look at. He's been lying his entire life.
#Epstein
#Pinks
#ProudBlue
#Epstein
#Pinks
#ProudBlue
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"They are throwing US science into the trash": www.npr.org/2025/11/12/n...
Goddard Space Center staff say they're 'constantly being attacked' by the White House
The Goddard Space Center is one NASA's crown jewels of science. But in recent months, staff say they've been in the White House's crosshairs, subjected to a campaign of chaos and reorganization.
www.npr.org
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"They are throwing US science into the trash": www.npr.org/2025/11/12/n...