Just Some Guy
@themosersaurus.bsky.social
Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love.
Anti-doing the dishes
DM at your own risk.
Anti-doing the dishes
DM at your own risk.
Don’t thank me for my service. Make what I fought for worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Don’t thank me for my service. Make what I fought for worth it.
Proof that I actually do go out to play every now and then.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Proof that I actually do go out to play every now and then.
I think I just wrote a very nice, very professional, very WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR SHIT YOU WORTHLESS HEMORRHOID LICKERS email. I’m kinda proud of myself. Dropping phrases like “make it your highest priority” and “ensure attention to detail.”
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think I just wrote a very nice, very professional, very WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR SHIT YOU WORTHLESS HEMORRHOID LICKERS email. I’m kinda proud of myself. Dropping phrases like “make it your highest priority” and “ensure attention to detail.”
It breaks my heart how pronounced her cataracts are getting. She’s starting to have trouble navigating around, but will zoom to my voice. She is the sweetest and purest soul I’ve ever known. She does not deserve this.
No dog should ever be sick, suffer, or have to deal with adversity.
No dog should ever be sick, suffer, or have to deal with adversity.
November 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It breaks my heart how pronounced her cataracts are getting. She’s starting to have trouble navigating around, but will zoom to my voice. She is the sweetest and purest soul I’ve ever known. She does not deserve this.
No dog should ever be sick, suffer, or have to deal with adversity.
No dog should ever be sick, suffer, or have to deal with adversity.
Fun bit of trivia: Wilford Brimley was the same age during filming The Thing that Paul Rudd was when filming Ant-Man and the Wasp. 48 years old.
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Fun bit of trivia: Wilford Brimley was the same age during filming The Thing that Paul Rudd was when filming Ant-Man and the Wasp. 48 years old.
Wait a minute, are we talking 28 Days Later virus, or Rise of the Planet of the Apes virus?
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Wait a minute, are we talking 28 Days Later virus, or Rise of the Planet of the Apes virus?
Yesterday it was a pair of Apaches, today it’s a pair of Blackhawks.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
October 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yesterday it was a pair of Apaches, today it’s a pair of Blackhawks.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Here’s a throwback to younger America-hating me, whose older America-hating version will be at a “We Hate America” rally tomorrow because, in case you can’t tell by the uniform, I really, REALLY hate America. I’d never ever fight for her. No sir.
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Here’s a throwback to younger America-hating me, whose older America-hating version will be at a “We Hate America” rally tomorrow because, in case you can’t tell by the uniform, I really, REALLY hate America. I’d never ever fight for her. No sir.
I just ate the best salad ever made!
October 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I just ate the best salad ever made!
The resemblance is uncanny.
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The resemblance is uncanny.
My grandmother absolutely adores my pups, even though she’s only met them in person once. So for her bday, I got her this from Paw & Crown. 1/
October 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My grandmother absolutely adores my pups, even though she’s only met them in person once. So for her bday, I got her this from Paw & Crown. 1/
I made this back in my early days in my industry when I realized that a surprising amount of people in the field belong nowhere near it.
Ever teach a mortgage banker how basic arithmetic works? I have! More than one!
Ever teach a mortgage banker how basic arithmetic works? I have! More than one!
September 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I made this back in my early days in my industry when I realized that a surprising amount of people in the field belong nowhere near it.
Ever teach a mortgage banker how basic arithmetic works? I have! More than one!
Ever teach a mortgage banker how basic arithmetic works? I have! More than one!
I’m kind of a big deal.
September 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’m kind of a big deal.
Worth sharing again.
If a person’s “political” platform is politely worded racial supremacy, misogyny, and the dehumanization of others, then that person isn’t fit for polite society.
If a person’s “political” platform is politely worded racial supremacy, misogyny, and the dehumanization of others, then that person isn’t fit for polite society.
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Worth sharing again.
If a person’s “political” platform is politely worded racial supremacy, misogyny, and the dehumanization of others, then that person isn’t fit for polite society.
If a person’s “political” platform is politely worded racial supremacy, misogyny, and the dehumanization of others, then that person isn’t fit for polite society.
I’ll give this a shot. Every like will get an answer in the replies.
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’ll give this a shot. Every like will get an answer in the replies.
Call me crazy, but there’s definitely a skull face in this cloud that was hovering over my back yard, right?
September 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Call me crazy, but there’s definitely a skull face in this cloud that was hovering over my back yard, right?
By Crom, I concur.
September 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
By Crom, I concur.
Happy National Dog Day from these two sweet little princesses.
August 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy National Dog Day from these two sweet little princesses.
Haboob be boobin’!
August 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Haboob be boobin’!