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Just Some Guy
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Dog Dad. Dudeist Priest. Aspie. Vet. Gamer. Pro-science. Pro-Freedom. Pro-Choice. Pro-Love.
Anti-doing the dishes

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Listen. I’m a straight, white male.

If there is ANYTHING I can do to help you get through the near future, let me know. I will do my best.

We’re all in this together.
I’m watching Kubo and the Two Strings and it just boggles my mind how Laika movies don’t make ALL THE MONEY. The sheer artistry and craftsmanship alone are worthy of Avatar bucks.
The fact that the movies are also really good is icing on the cake.
a cartoon character is holding a guitar in a snowy field
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December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I feel that recruiters on LinkedIn who mislead or outright lie to you about a role should not only be banned from LinkedIn, but tarred and feathered as well.
a man in a suit and tie says burn them at the stake while pointing
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says burn them at the stake while pointing
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December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I can’t imagine how bleak and pitiful life as a dog-hater must be.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Fun fact:
If you’re a soldier and you come across a wounded enemy combatant, and they are in bad shape and you know they are going to die, and you also 100% know that they’ve done bad things, you’re still REQUIRED to give medical attention. You absolutely cannot put them out of their misery.
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Unless you have a very valid medical reason as to why you can’t be vaccinated, fuck all the way off.
Get your shots. Otherwise, if it were up to me, you’d get charged with murder.
I wish all figures of authority cared about moms and babies. But some don’t. Some even want you to hurt. And those are the people who cast doubt on the vaccination miracle that has allowed so many of us to live longer and better.
kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/25/t...
Third unvaccinated Kentucky baby dies of whooping cough • Kentucky Lantern
A third unvaccinated infant in Kentucky has died of pertussis as public health officials urge Kentuckians to get vaccinated against the disease.
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December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Let me make this abundantly clear: The US should not be involved in any Ukrainian territorial discussions. None. Zero.
I don’t care if we’ve given them $40 Trillion of arms and support. We get no say.
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Deck the Halls With Epstein Files
Fa-La La La La- La La La La
‘Tis the Season to Release the Files
Tra-La-La La La-La La La La

Now we learn who are the pedos
Tra La La Lalala La La La
Hang them all now from the gallows
Fa La La La La- Lalalala Laaaaa
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Some intrepid reporter should straight up ask Trump: “Sir, are you retarded? Because you look retarded and sound retarded, and a lot of the things you say are, in fact, retarded.”

And see how he reacts.

And no, I do not use that word in everyday conversation.
Yes we have a problem with it along with members of your own party.
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Possession of drugs does not warrant a lethal strike under rules of engagement. Possession of weapons does not warrant a preemptive strike under rules of engagement.
These boats could’ve been loaded with hardcore cartel Spec-Ops, and they wouldn’t have warranted these strikes.
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.

If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.

It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When you make me your Grand Poobah and Supreme Evil Dictator, every company and corporation will pay their fair share of taxes.
Profits? Taxed!
Positive revenue? Taxed!
Stock buybacks? Taxed THE FUCK!
Layoffs even though you turned a profit? FUCK YOU TAX!
Just think it’s a bit weird that society has been brainwashed in to thinking that rich people and massive corporations having a bit less money is the main thing we need to avoid no matter what.
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Literally every single elected and appointed official in the executive branch needs to be incarcerated.
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Projections that this was going to be “The Chinese Century” have been going on since the early 00s, but I never would’ve imagined that it would be accelerated by a sitting US president.

I hate this timeline.
When Canada deepens ties with China, it's not romance, it's risk management. If the U.S. keeps slapping tariffs and rewriting rules, partners diversify. Reliability is an economic asset; squander it, and trade flows and influence quietly move elsewhere.
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The really fun thing is that, “activist judge” or not, an order from the bench is lawful and binding.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?

KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
When we get out on the other side of this, we can’t make the same mistake Lincoln and Johnson made. No pardons. No kind and gentle reconciliation.

We go full Nuremberg, extremely visible and public.
And notice: 11 stars—the number of states in the Confederacy. “Americanism” is the new fascism, as predicted.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The thing I miss most from the pre-COVID beforetimes was that grocery stores would do their stocking overnight, not during normal shopping hours and clogging up the aisles.

Ok it’s not really what I miss MOST, but you get it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Playing Red Dead 2 and Arthur came across a Viking grave site!!! Now he’s roaming around wearing a Viking helmet!

I find new things every time I play this game.
a man in a cowboy hat drinking from a mug with the words " good morning " written above him
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November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Combat vet here.

Every service member involved in carrying out these orders, no matter the rank, needs to be court marshaled and punished to the fullest extent allowable under UCMJ.
a monkey with goggles and headphones says i have spoken
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November 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Friendsgiving was an unmitigated success.

That is all.
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
As stressful as it’s been putting this Friendsgiving together, I’m excited. Good friends, good food, and it’ll be fun!
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The best part about the Nuremberg trial was that the highest ranking Nazis got hanged.

That’s a part of history I’ll enjoy seeing repeat itself.
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’m watching The Princess Bride, and as all-time classic as it is, the synth score annoys the fuck out of me.
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November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Today, and every day really, I’m #thankful for these two super sweet girls. They are so full of love and silliness, and I’m extremely lucky to have them.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
That overwhelming sense of autistic introverted dread while preparing to host a Friendsgiving tomorrow is real, kids.

Why, oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?!
a baby wearing a black shirt that says rock n roll is running on a wooden floor
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November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If you go out shopping today, fuck your own ass with a cactus.

Kthxbye!
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m not in the least bit surprised by this. Our government has been breaking promises to the brave Afghanis who worked and fought with us pretty much since day 1.

apnews.com/article/nati...
Afghan national in custody after shooting of 2 National Guard members near White House
An Afghan national has been accused of shooting two West Virginia National Guard members just blocks from the White House in a brazen act of violence.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM