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"Work's been kinda slow since cartoons went to color. But I still got it, Eddie! Boop-Oop-a-Doop"
I finally watched Home Alone 2 and that kid lures the criminals to a second location to injure them. Wild
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I finally watched Home Alone 2 and that kid lures the criminals to a second location to injure them. Wild
Logging onto the internet to see what new horrors are in store
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Logging onto the internet to see what new horrors are in store
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
This is like the 4th insane thing I’ve read today😩
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is like the 4th insane thing I’ve read today😩
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Conspiracy theorist Mike Benz will start looking for proof of non-existent plots at USAID. He won't find any. What then?
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
USAID Hired the Right-Wing Influencer Responsible for Its Decimation
Mike Benz was brought aboard to find evidence for his claims that the agency is secretly a spy operation.
www.theatlantic.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Conspiracy theorist Mike Benz will start looking for proof of non-existent plots at USAID. He won't find any. What then?
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Very strange to walk through the neighborhood I grew up in and realize it’s out of my price range and probably out of my parents price range
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Very strange to walk through the neighborhood I grew up in and realize it’s out of my price range and probably out of my parents price range
Taking applications for a partner in Los Angeles who doesn’t mind that I’m shiftless
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Taking applications for a partner in Los Angeles who doesn’t mind that I’m shiftless
My 12 year-old niece was showing me her manga collection and giving me anime recommendations. My time spent watching Demon Slayer was not wasted
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My 12 year-old niece was showing me her manga collection and giving me anime recommendations. My time spent watching Demon Slayer was not wasted
You guys are getting career progression?!
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You guys are getting career progression?!
The way we are going to have to throw out and remake our government from scratch and just send them all The Hague and let the UN sort it out
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The way we are going to have to throw out and remake our government from scratch and just send them all The Hague and let the UN sort it out
Gay guys really love to move to a new place to refresh their Grindr grids
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Gay guys really love to move to a new place to refresh their Grindr grids
I was having a fun dream where I was at music/golf festival, where people were in costume. Then I introduced myself to someone as “Charlie” because my mom used to call me “Charlie Brown”. It then became the most anxious dream of my life because I was trying to find a way to explain my name is Mikey.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I was having a fun dream where I was at music/golf festival, where people were in costume. Then I introduced myself to someone as “Charlie” because my mom used to call me “Charlie Brown”. It then became the most anxious dream of my life because I was trying to find a way to explain my name is Mikey.
I feel like she wants to eat me
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I feel like she wants to eat me
If we’re being honest, this is why I don’t f*ck white evangelical Protestants. They are tacky
Silent Night, 2020, Hillsong
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If we’re being honest, this is why I don’t f*ck white evangelical Protestants. They are tacky
Some of us are drunk right now and need support because we texted exes
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Some of us are drunk right now and need support because we texted exes
In the area where I live, my lack of Spanish proficiency is a cock block
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
In the area where I live, my lack of Spanish proficiency is a cock block
I’m really looking forward to the presidential fireside chat where he teaches the American public the difference between a pedophilia and a ephebophilia and how he’ll sue anyone who calls him the former
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’m really looking forward to the presidential fireside chat where he teaches the American public the difference between a pedophilia and a ephebophilia and how he’ll sue anyone who calls him the former
I broke my phone and had to get a new one and it was a very harrowing experience because I do not back anything up and save nothing to the cloud
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I broke my phone and had to get a new one and it was a very harrowing experience because I do not back anything up and save nothing to the cloud
That the National Inquirer found a use for AI is almost worth the oceans boiling and humanity dying out through our hubris and stupidity 😍
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That the National Inquirer found a use for AI is almost worth the oceans boiling and humanity dying out through our hubris and stupidity 😍
I hate learning new things
There's a thriving online community of weird guys desperately trying to make homunculi using their own fermented semen and they are basically the exact demographic for both cybertrucks and generative AI
November 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I hate learning new things
It feels like every day I learn about a new rich guy who's the worst.
I forgot to note that this was a thread, so: Here is a 🧵🧵 on the direct connections between Heritage Foundation, Nick Fuentes and the far-right Texas billionaire who is fueling the rise of Christian nationalism. If you do not already know a lot about Tim Dunn, I recommend changing that.
Two years ago, Nick Fuentes was so toxic that, after I reported on a secret meet he had with a top Texas GOP donor, the party was engulfed in scandal and voted to explicitly ban Holocaust deniers/Neo Nazis.
Today, Heritage Foundation effectively said that "no enemies to our right" includes Fuentes.
Today, Heritage Foundation effectively said that "no enemies to our right" includes Fuentes.
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It feels like every day I learn about a new rich guy who's the worst.
Let her make friends!
“A wild, very ‘polite’ and possibly lonely black bear recently paid a visit to its neighbors at a Northern California zoo.”
Wild bear stealthily enters California zoo, is found visiting the bear exhibit
October 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Let her make friends!
Argentina is a cautionary tale about why Italians should not be in charge of anything. You can't get rid of the Italian-ness even in the diaspora. It's fundamental to our existence
I'm going to go back to smoking and talking with my hands now
I'm going to go back to smoking and talking with my hands now
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Argentina is a cautionary tale about why Italians should not be in charge of anything. You can't get rid of the Italian-ness even in the diaspora. It's fundamental to our existence
I'm going to go back to smoking and talking with my hands now
I'm going to go back to smoking and talking with my hands now
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Has lived in the US since he was NINE MONTHS OLD.
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Depraved.
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
October 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Has lived in the US since he was NINE MONTHS OLD.