The Needling
@theneedling.com
Seattle's Only Real Fake News
(Satire/Parody)
Have a hot headline tip? Send it to [email protected]
TheNeedling.com
(Satire/Parody)
Have a hot headline tip? Send it to [email protected]
TheNeedling.com
Reposted by The Needling
Seattle style hot dogs* are highly controversial even in Seattle, but delicious.
(*toasted roll, thin spread cream cheese, grilled onions, jalapeños, sauerkraut, and mustard)
(*toasted roll, thin spread cream cheese, grilled onions, jalapeños, sauerkraut, and mustard)
Orcas Offer Food to Humans After Becoming Aware of the Horror That Is the Seattle Hot Dog
Marine mammal researchers at the University of Washington have determined the likely cause for orcas bringing food to boaters is a primal disgust and concern that some humans are eating Seattle-sty…
theneedling.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Seattle style hot dogs* are highly controversial even in Seattle, but delicious.
(*toasted roll, thin spread cream cheese, grilled onions, jalapeños, sauerkraut, and mustard)
(*toasted roll, thin spread cream cheese, grilled onions, jalapeños, sauerkraut, and mustard)