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She’s terse, I can be terse, once in flight school I was laconic.
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Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television
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Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television
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MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump
July 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump
Unless it’s stairs, he is fucking terrible with stairs.
Hagerty: "Whatever Trump does -- and I know he's three steps ahead of everybody else here."
June 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Unless it’s stairs, he is fucking terrible with stairs.
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*still has never
I think most of us assumed this prior :)
I think most of us assumed this prior :)
Today we learned Ted Cruz has never seen a vagina
March 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*still has never
I think most of us assumed this prior :)
I think most of us assumed this prior :)
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The game establishes early on that all these monsters are Nickelback fans.
How could play a game where you’re a monster hurting these beautiful creatures honestly what the fuck
March 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The game establishes early on that all these monsters are Nickelback fans.
This president 100% is shocked when near the equator that you can’t see a dotted line on the ground.
Trump: "To be honest with you, Canada only works as a state. We don't need anything they have. As a state it would be one of the great states. This would be the most incredible country visually. If you look at a map, they drew an artificial line right through it."
March 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This president 100% is shocked when near the equator that you can’t see a dotted line on the ground.
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When America has your back — the weekly illustration from The Economist
March 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
When America has your back — the weekly illustration from The Economist
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I can’t speak for Wisconsin but, just fucking try it :)
February 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I can’t speak for Wisconsin but, just fucking try it :)
We have “Doc and Marty” at home.
“Doc and Marty” at home:
“Doc and Marty” at home:
Back to the Future: The Pinball - Data East 1990
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We have “Doc and Marty” at home.
“Doc and Marty” at home:
“Doc and Marty” at home:
*some
February 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
*some
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
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Simple as that…👇
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January 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Simple as that…👇
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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
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To date, the only mini game in a larger game I have ever enjoyed.
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is a wildly overengineered narrative mode for a card game
January 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
To date, the only mini game in a larger game I have ever enjoyed.