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Everyone loves Trump because he brings us together
“IT WAS MURDER”

Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)

👏👏

(📸 Erik Castro)
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Everyone loves Trump because he never could color within the lines

outsidethebeltway.com/greenland-is...
Greenland is a Red Line – Outside the Beltway
outsidethebeltway.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Everyone loves Trump and elected him as the President of the Interest Rates of America

www.politico.com/news/2026/01/09/trump-says-he-will-temporarily-cap-credit-card-rates-00721147
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Everyone loves Trump because he respects the classics
From Lincoln's address at the Cooper Union:
"Your purpose, then, plainly stated, is that you will destroy the Government, unless you be allowed to construe and enforce the Constitution as you please, on all points in dispute between you and us. You will rule or ruin in all events."
Abraham Lincoln's Cooper Union Address
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org
January 8, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Everyone loves Trump, and he says so
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Everyone loves Trump because he is THE MAN in charge
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Everyone loves Trump and how he sets examples for other democratic leaders to follow
January 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Everyone loves Trump and how he can see himself in others.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Reposted by GrottoCalm
The Regime said it was all about deporting criminals who are in the U.S. illegally.

Then The Regime went ahead and imported two criminals to the U.S. illegally.
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Everyone loves Trump, the truest most deserving Noble Piece-of-Sh*t Prize ever demeaned by Swedes

balloon-juice.com/2026/01/03/w...
Balloon Juice - War Piggy
I was up in the wee hours planning a trip to see puffins, and I randomly checked Piggy’s deranged social feed, and what the goddamn fucking hell? From the BBC breaking news feed: Details of Maduro’s c...
balloon-juice.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The Gulf of America is an apt name for the gap between the shining city in a hill we strive to be and whatever the hell Trump is.
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Sounds about right
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Everyone loves Trump

As much as he loves performing monkeys

www.publicnotice.co/p/chuck-redd...
The regime wants to turn artists into performing monkeys
But freedom of speech includes freedom to not praise the king.
www.publicnotice.co
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Everyone loves Trump, our petty, hollow, squalid ogre in chief

www.sltrib.com/opinion/comm...
Opinion: Our petty, hollow, squalid ogre in chief
Opinion: We are led by the most loathsome human being ever to occupy the White House.
www.sltrib.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Everyone loves Trump, especially foreign intelligence agencies.

Chinese intelligence agencies reportedly moved quickly to take advantage of the mass layoffs, using a network of front companies to recruit laid-off U.S. government employees for “consulting work.”

krebsonsecurity.com/2025/12/dism...
December 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Everyone loves Trump for the depths of his empathy
People support him because he reflects their values and character. He reflects their souls.
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Everyone loves Trump

and how he is always reaching for more
The United States is hungrier, sicker and poorer under Donald Trump's presidency.
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Everyone loves Trump because he works so hard
Sorry guys, I know I’ve been quiet this week, but I’ve been recovering from shaking too many hands
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Everyone loves Trump

huuuugely
December 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Everybody loves Trump

and how his constant consistency compounds corporate confidence
"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Everyone loves Trump because he knows what is good for him
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Everyone loves Trump

and his Thanksgiving vision of America
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM