Jim (100% ILLEGAL!) Meyer
@theotherjim.bsky.social
"We should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military.” - Donald Trump, proposing to use Americans for target practice.
Trump doesn't eat pasta.
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Trump doesn't eat pasta.
Huh? I count two open receivers...
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Huh? I count two open receivers...
What if we pat them REALLY HARD?
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What if we pat them REALLY HARD?
You did something back on 5/12/2025. You garnered a total of 32 blocks that day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You did something back on 5/12/2025. You garnered a total of 32 blocks that day.
Kevin, Kevin... Republicans -always- honor their promises!
Also: Dude! These shrooms are AWESOME!
Also: Dude! These shrooms are AWESOME!
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Kevin, Kevin... Republicans -always- honor their promises!
Also: Dude! These shrooms are AWESOME!
Also: Dude! These shrooms are AWESOME!
Rat: Pucker up! Imma kiss you!
Lab worker: But... but... You're a rat!
Rat: Yeah, but I'm all white and adorable! And I'm talking! Pretty cool, no? Now plant a big wet one right here...
Lab worker: But... but... You're a rat!
Rat: Yeah, but I'm all white and adorable! And I'm talking! Pretty cool, no? Now plant a big wet one right here...
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Rat: Pucker up! Imma kiss you!
Lab worker: But... but... You're a rat!
Rat: Yeah, but I'm all white and adorable! And I'm talking! Pretty cool, no? Now plant a big wet one right here...
Lab worker: But... but... You're a rat!
Rat: Yeah, but I'm all white and adorable! And I'm talking! Pretty cool, no? Now plant a big wet one right here...
You will note that this group actually includes members of Congress...
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You will note that this group actually includes members of Congress...
I wonder what the people who were living here before all those immigrants from Europe (i.e. "White People") arrived think about the notion of getting rid of 100 million foreigners? They may well have a definition of "foreigner" that differs from that of the GOP chair in Tarrant County.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wonder what the people who were living here before all those immigrants from Europe (i.e. "White People") arrived think about the notion of getting rid of 100 million foreigners? They may well have a definition of "foreigner" that differs from that of the GOP chair in Tarrant County.
The other version was based on Dante's Inferno, and would have been called "Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiego?"
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The other version was based on Dante's Inferno, and would have been called "Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiego?"
I worked at Brøderbund when this was a computer game, and my suggestions for two spinoffs were not accepted by management. In one medical version, Carmen is miniaturized and injected into Samuel Hill's vein. ("Where in Sam Hill is Carmen Sandiego?")
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I worked at Brøderbund when this was a computer game, and my suggestions for two spinoffs were not accepted by management. In one medical version, Carmen is miniaturized and injected into Samuel Hill's vein. ("Where in Sam Hill is Carmen Sandiego?")
Are we keeping a running tabulation of the number of puns arising from this case? Because I saw a post wherein someone postulated that the total was 1,000. Subtracting the five from your post leaves 995 more possible puns.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Are we keeping a running tabulation of the number of puns arising from this case? Because I saw a post wherein someone postulated that the total was 1,000. Subtracting the five from your post leaves 995 more possible puns.
I love that we have to post excerpts from the NYT story to flesh out what the WaPo posted...
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love that we have to post excerpts from the NYT story to flesh out what the WaPo posted...
Hi, WaPo. You left out the most important part: Trump demanded that the states TAKE BACK any monies already distributed. Here's how your competition covered it (although you already knew this...):
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hi, WaPo. You left out the most important part: Trump demanded that the states TAKE BACK any monies already distributed. Here's how your competition covered it (although you already knew this...):
PIN number. Just sayin...
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
PIN number. Just sayin...
Thank you, kind sir. I totally missed that email and I had signed up for the email version, to boot. Managed to upgrade to the Super Deluxe Print version (while there were 12 left), so... Woot!
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Thank you, kind sir. I totally missed that email and I had signed up for the email version, to boot. Managed to upgrade to the Super Deluxe Print version (while there were 12 left), so... Woot!
Spoiler: Police pursuits kill an average of 2 people PER DAY.
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Spoiler: Police pursuits kill an average of 2 people PER DAY.
So the root cause was vehicular pursuit? You should have led with that. Maybe even some statistics about the number of vehicular pursuits that end in death. Or just tell people to watch John Oliver's Last Week Tonight: youtu.be/wVFXUkFx5Y8?...
Police Chases: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So the root cause was vehicular pursuit? You should have led with that. Maybe even some statistics about the number of vehicular pursuits that end in death. Or just tell people to watch John Oliver's Last Week Tonight: youtu.be/wVFXUkFx5Y8?...
So a guy who gets money from Treasury simply by demanding it believes that triple-bypass surgery is less expensive if you pay the hospital yourself rather than have your insurance take care of it? Concerning.
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So a guy who gets money from Treasury simply by demanding it believes that triple-bypass surgery is less expensive if you pay the hospital yourself rather than have your insurance take care of it? Concerning.
See: Millions, Brewster's
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
See: Millions, Brewster's
I would say that these two ladies remind me of a bad trip, but I never had a trip quite that bad. Reaching for the eye bleach now...
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I would say that these two ladies remind me of a bad trip, but I never had a trip quite that bad. Reaching for the eye bleach now...
Some of us read through your post and are grateful for you talking us down from the ledge. Just so you know.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Some of us read through your post and are grateful for you talking us down from the ledge. Just so you know.
Welcome to the club, and congrats!
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Welcome to the club, and congrats!
Have they considered using AI? Oh, wait...
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Have they considered using AI? Oh, wait...