Erik
@therealchromatic.bsky.social
He/him. SF Bay Area | Motorcycles, cats & dogs | E-bike lover | Gym struggler | Italian food enthusiast & amateur chef. No LGB without T. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🏍️ 🚲 🏋️ 🐱 🐶 https://linktr.ee/TheRealChromatic
Disable your Ring cameras. Now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Disable your Ring cameras. Now.
I mean, would I love to help my neighbors with their lost pets? Yes. Do I want Amazon‘s robots rifling my surveillance footage “starting with lost pets?” I THINK FUCKING NOT. Time to put a screwdriver thru the lens on that camera, methinks.
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I mean, would I love to help my neighbors with their lost pets? Yes. Do I want Amazon‘s robots rifling my surveillance footage “starting with lost pets?” I THINK FUCKING NOT. Time to put a screwdriver thru the lens on that camera, methinks.
Picture it: yesterday. Serramonte mall. Uggs and Halloween costumes and earmuffs and 70 degree weather everywhere.
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Picture it: yesterday. Serramonte mall. Uggs and Halloween costumes and earmuffs and 70 degree weather everywhere.
These ppl are being very #antifa on #caturday. They both look quite unemployed, probably looking for a government handouts bc free entitlements like health care, they are too lazy to get jobs are definitely going to take your job just as soon as theyre finished doing sunbathing.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I only drop into meta on the web occasionally these days. I see a handful of posts from ppl I n ow and then see ads, and then a lot of abominable stuff like this.
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I only drop into meta on the web occasionally these days. I see a handful of posts from ppl I n ow and then see ads, and then a lot of abominable stuff like this.
My partner made me aware of the existence of this miracle
September 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My partner made me aware of the existence of this miracle
They’re HEEEEEEeeeeere! #caturday #poltergeist
September 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They’re HEEEEEEeeeeere! #caturday #poltergeist
Epic battle for #caturday, courtesy of well timed Stargate: Atlantis title credits
#catsofbluesky #stargateatlantis
#catsofbluesky #stargateatlantis
September 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Epic battle for #caturday, courtesy of well timed Stargate: Atlantis title credits
#catsofbluesky #stargateatlantis
#catsofbluesky #stargateatlantis
Once upon a time I gave my phone number to a maga cause so I would occasionally see what the charlatans were up to.
September 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Once upon a time I gave my phone number to a maga cause so I would occasionally see what the charlatans were up to.
The day the sun didn’t come up. I was scheduled to go to my office to clear out my desk after the Covid quarantine began. Driving to my office on utterly deserted streets with an orange sky felt totally apocalyptic.
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The day the sun didn’t come up. I was scheduled to go to my office to clear out my desk after the Covid quarantine began. Driving to my office on utterly deserted streets with an orange sky felt totally apocalyptic.
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
I have an old tv with a plastic membrane so I can’t let my cats watch cat tv on it. But I do have an old iPad that still holds a charge. Put this baby into no-touch mode (it’s an additive tech setting) and let em go BONKERS. #catsofbluesky
August 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I have an old tv with a plastic membrane so I can’t let my cats watch cat tv on it. But I do have an old iPad that still holds a charge. Put this baby into no-touch mode (it’s an additive tech setting) and let em go BONKERS. #catsofbluesky
This resignation letter is devastating. Also: hottest vaccine daddy ever.
August 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This resignation letter is devastating. Also: hottest vaccine daddy ever.
New package who dis?
August 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
New package who dis?
Absolutely completely totally fuck you @huffpost.com
August 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Absolutely completely totally fuck you @huffpost.com
How do precious smol bebes make such horrifying smells? Going on nose alone, I suspect our kittens went out, slayed several skunks, brought them back to the house, ate them, shat them out, died, and began decomposing in the litterbox. Idk who these little dicks doing zoomies are.
August 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
How do precious smol bebes make such horrifying smells? Going on nose alone, I suspect our kittens went out, slayed several skunks, brought them back to the house, ate them, shat them out, died, and began decomposing in the litterbox. Idk who these little dicks doing zoomies are.
