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Erik
@therealchromatic.bsky.social
He/him. SF Bay Area | Motorcycles, cats & dogs | E-bike lover | Gym struggler | Italian food enthusiast & amateur chef. No LGB without T. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏍️ 🚲 🏋️ 🐱 🐶 https://linktr.ee/TheRealChromatic
Oh. Ohhh! oooOoohhh!! (The adorable courtship call of the male eider duck. It’s like someone discovering a foot massage for the first time!)
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November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I hope Sean Dunn celebrates by going to a real sub shop for a good sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sangwich shops everywhere today better have some felony footlong specials.
BREAKING 🚨 🚨 🚨

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent

Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Disable your Ring cameras. Now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I mean, would I love to help my neighbors with their lost pets? Yes. Do I want Amazon‘s robots rifling my surveillance footage “starting with lost pets?” I THINK FUCKING NOT. Time to put a screwdriver thru the lens on that camera, methinks.
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Unclear why my contact lens etailer decided to abuse my email attention re NHL franchise founding info in 1924, but good fucking bye, lens dot com
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We could have had this.
Happy Halloween from Georgie!
November 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
These ppl are being very #antifa on #caturday. They both look quite unemployed, probably looking for a government handouts bc free entitlements like health care, they are too lazy to get jobs are definitely going to take your job just as soon as theyre finished doing sunbathing.
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You guys I have one question though: why is Candyman?
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
happy #meowloween from the bebes.
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Airbnb is run by fascists. Stop supporting them.
Boycott Maga AirBnb until they pay their SF taxes!

SF needs tax revenue to fund a budget. MAGA Airbnb refuses to pay taxes causing service cuts. Indivisible SF and a coalition of other groups call for an Airbnb boycott until they pay their taxes. Sign up: buff.ly/U4c810r. More: buff.ly/5lZfD37.
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Most nauseating couple since Stephen Miller stood in front of a mirror
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The worst Chris (Hemsworth) is shilling for Sam’s Club in this holiday timeline. That tracks.
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.

UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.

Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.

This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but Costco finally has giant bags of deep fried onions available.
October 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yikes I’m seeing a lot of webkit/web app problems post iOS 26. staying off the internet and social media for a minute was nice but now im
Dipping my toes in and wondering wtf and why this shit isn’t cleaned up yet.
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My bf & I noticed that all MAN products are marketed as TACTICAL or PRECISION. So, het guys, you no longer have to say you have a “man crush.” You can say tactical or precision appreciation. Unnecessarily gendered stuff or disambiguating sexual attraction to ensure idk what is weird.
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Friend on fb: Hey gays
stop following maga nazis who post thirst traps. Do better.

Shocking number of commenters: #NotAllHotNazisThough!!!!
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Today, the White House Press Secretary told the country that this ridiculous damn ballroom is “the president’s main priority”…not reopening the government, not lowering the cost of groceries, not lowering the cost of housing, not lowering the cost of healthcare….building a ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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cops evidently shot a guy yesterday at the Oakland ICE protest, and now Oakland and Alameda PD have barricaded the entrance to coast guard island from three approaches so it's hard to do coordinated action there anymore :/
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Shipping zines today, then traveling for a week. So if you want a zine—and you do—get that order in today. www.mulebooks.com/store/dont-b...
Don't Build the Torment Nexus! zine — MULE BOOKS
It’s a wee 3×5 zine with an essay inside and some fun collages. You want it. You want more than one, that’s why there’s also a 10-pack available.
www.mulebooks.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This a quite sensible article w links & anecdotes from research. Naturally there are multiple hurrdurr comments in the 1st 5 minutes post publish w feelfacts to the contrary. 🚙🧠s (& generally 👨🧠s these days) aren’t very operational.
Vision Zero Cities: Bicycles Are Not Cars So They Shouldn't Have to Follow the Same Rules - Streetsblog New York City
The default in nearly all states is to impose the same traffic rules on bicycles as on motor vehicles even though the needs of cyclists are so different.
nyc.streetsblog.org
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM