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Erik
@therealchromatic.bsky.social
He/him. SF Bay Area | Motorcycles, cats & dogs | E-bike lover | Gym struggler | Italian food enthusiast & amateur chef. No LGB without T. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏍️ 🚲 🏋️ 🐱 🐶 https://linktr.ee/TheRealChromatic
So this is… new. An HR(!) person asked if the candidate would live prompt “Based on my past conversations, can you analyze my behavioral tendencies?”

That’s great information. You now know you’re Molly and you in danger, girl.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
It’s always so amusing when the parrots do a flyover in San Francisco.
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
This sounds about as meaningful as Homan’s “drawdown” in MN.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Just saw Pillion and it was genuinely excellent. Such a good weird vibe. Intense kinky sex, power dynamics, family stuff, love stuff, human stuff. Unsurprisingly, Alex Skarsgård remains one of the most beautiful men on the planet.
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
No. They don’t need to “go.” They need to be prosecuted.
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Yassss
February 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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5 Things White People Should Stop Saying Right Now
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5 Things White People Should Stop Saying Right Now
I'm a Black woman in Minneapolis and these phrases aren't helping
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February 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Oh ffs NBC. There’s no credible an excuse for this.
NBC repeatedly misgendered trans Olympic skier Elis Lundholm - Outsports
NBC Sports commentators misgendered the first out trans athlete at the Winter Olympics, skier Elis Lundholm. How did this happen?
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February 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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*cough*
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Chip your animal. It’s cheap and easy. DESTROY YOUR RING CAMERA.
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Sarah Vaughan. One of the most pure, liquid voices. The way she dances across this gives me delicious chills. youtu.be/lJXLqAutql4?...
Sarah Vaughan - Misty (Live from Sweden) Mercury Records 1964
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February 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I love this so very much.
February 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
This person’s testimony of her treatment at the hands of ICE gave me the chills.
February 4, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I’ve given ScatGPT some explicit instructions when handling ambiguities. It regularly includes the analysis “I’m up to some bullshit & here’s why:” in which it explains why it’s unsure and is likely making things up. It helps me marginally better playing w scat.
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
See you at the March for Billionaires on Saturday I guess?
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Just randomly remembering that contractor 25 years ago who’d been on the job for 3 days and came in day 4 looking rough. He told the entire team, including manager, that he was still rolling which is why he might be a little slow today.
February 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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eat shit, lithgow. harry potter profits directly fund jkr's anti-trans activities

'it makes me sad when people tell me off for choosing to be in it' doesn't make you feel anywhere near bad enough, clearly
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
“Gender affirming care” doesn’t really convey that it’s LIFE SAVING MEDICAL CARE. Our health institutions must not throw #Trans people & especially #TransKids under the bus. Come out to show the S.F. Supervisors that we must take care of our kids.
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Was just reminded of this absolute 🧑‍🍳 💋 scene of Della Reese owning absolutely everyone. She was magnificent.
Harlem Nights (3/8) Movie CLIP - Are You Sayin' I'm Stealin'? (1989) HD
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February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
♥️ So good. We all know they believe guns are a god given right but words can kill. The times I told dad & the vicious Collin County Texas GOP Ladies Social, Political, Bible Study, & Lynching Club President wifey they were /wrong/, but was tutted & assured I’d understand when I was older.
'Get A Clue, Young Man, And Learn Some Manners And Respect!'
MAGA Christian men furiously demand respect and obedience, but when has one of them ever earned it?
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February 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
👀 The look in his eyes when #caturday started to go oh so wrong.
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
What are—without fail—the worst types of websites I’ll go first
1. Restaurants
2. Malls
3. Hotels
January 31, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Goodbye to a great actress 😎
a woman in a sequined dress is walking in the fog .
Alt: Moira rose slomo sauntering thru the fog wearing a devastating silver metallic dress into a panicked crowd of pigeons.
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January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM