Yes. They would have invented the appletini in 1965, putting mixology decades ahead, and enabled millions of LGBTIAs everywhere to gleefully come out with magic and love, thus cutting off that nasty 1966 Time Magazine article. Gay marriage would have soon followed etc etc.

Being robbed of The Endora and Uncle Arthur After Dark soon-off series was the first clue this goddamn timeline went deeply wrong.

It appears that while Justice Jackson was the “cause,” she actually did some procedural wizardry to require the issue be decided far more quickly than it otherwise would have been. They’ll have to do it fast and definitively, rather than malinger and possibly avoid it altogether. She’s neat.

I miss omnigraffle.

Sorry, in case that wasn’t clear: I was conveniently opted in for the oligarchs’ convenience. I inconveniently chose to go to settings to inconveniently opt myself out which idk something tells me a lot of folks may not inconvenience themselves to do.

Picture it: yesterday. Serramonte mall. Uggs and Halloween costumes and earmuffs and 70 degree weather everywhere.

What a beautiful lil thought crimer!

Honestly, all props go to Schitt’s Creek: the gift that keeps on giving.

I prefer my ASMR to be less weird (unless eating pickles is involved). And honestly most ASMR has a better plot.

Oh so cute and cuddly! Labubus are devolved monchichis. The kids can fight me!